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[challenge entry] Couldn't resist a overlay ad for the new countdown presenter

From the Inappropriate TV Product Placement challenge. See all 374 entries (closed)

(Grim Repairer, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:32, archived)
# In marks out of two
I'd give her one
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:33, archived)
# the wrong'un?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I'd consonant her vowels off
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I'D PUT MY PENIS IN HER VAGINA
eh? Nudge nudge, etc..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:39, archived)
# I'd pull her vagina over my head and wear her as a hat.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:06, archived)
# I'd take two from the top,
one from the bottom, and the rest from wherever she likes.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:34, archived)
# *something sleazy*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)
# You disgust me
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:56, archived)
# She's a very pretty lady
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I'd wear a dress and skullfuck her until her dog stops barking

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:41, archived)
# hahahahaha
genuine office lol there
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:43, archived)
# My my I do say that the lady doth seem to have an air of attractiveness about her...
...and my personal preference in matters sexual match her visual appeal to the point where I am partial to the concept of our fornication.

Apologies for the vulgarity of course.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Reminds me of Raffles the Gentlemen's thug
Excuse me sir, where you perchance talking to me, or masticating on a brick? Because one gets one's fucking teeth broken either way.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I bet she posts on b3ta
:D

if so, I greatly respect her! you go girl!

if she doesn't of course

phwoar! etc!

:)

and if she does

phwoar !!! !!! !!! anyway

ok, now I go back to drinking my diluted orange drink because it's all I have left to drink
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:48, archived)
# 4 letters
"I've got wood."
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:38, archived)