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[challenge entry] 'elf and safety

From the Modernise the Bible challenge. See all 404 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:26, archived)
# TIIIIIITS!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:26, archived)
# ^
BOOBS
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:28, archived)
# GLANDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:29, archived)
# JHUGS
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:30, archived)
# CHEBS
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:30, archived)
# SWOBBLES
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:31, archived)
# NORKLES
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:33, archived)
# MAMMIES
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:34, archived)
# PUPPIES
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:35, archived)
# MAGENTA!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:38, archived)
# RUBIES
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:39, archived)
# baps
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:41, archived)
# TORPEDOS
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:44, archived)
# fun bags
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:53, archived)
# turnip
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:45, archived)
# milk baloons
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Clams
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Mellons
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:59, archived)
# knockers
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:01, archived)
# orbs
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:16, archived)
# thrupenny bits
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:18, archived)
# zeppelins
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:24, archived)
# gazungas
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:25, archived)
# mosquito bites
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:27, archived)
# boobicles
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:28, archived)
# bristols
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:28, archived)
# bubbies
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:29, archived)
# headlamps
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:30, archived)
# diddies
dirty pillows
pair
knockers
lady lumps
charlies
chesticles
rack
puppies
dugs


.... and I'm spent
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:38, archived)
# uh... where did everyone go?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:02, archived)
# CLOTHED TITS!
To placate Floppy's filthy mind, I've airbrushed the clothed tits so you can no longer see their shape.

Are just the shapes of boobies NSFW now?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Of course they're not.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:31, archived)
# wtf?
really no need for that. Clothed tits are fine.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Added italics
just to make your point extra clear. BLAM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Bold type!
WALLOP!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Oh here it goes.
ZIIIING!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:36, archived)
# *Surrenders*
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I haven't even started yet, buddy.
Fffffooooaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:48, archived)
# *Still surrenders thus rendering all further showing off pointless*
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Awh nuts :C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:59, archived)
# but
thats what italics do
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:35, archived)
# I use italics to indicate the title of something.
Is that wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:37, archived)
# think thats fine
but we can't use italics anymore cos Ttssattsr says so.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:39, archived)
# I never said that, miss.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:40, archived)
# I think I love you.
do you do reacharounds?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Tromboning only
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:44, archived)
# wey hey!
we are all in for a treat
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
FUUUUUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:44, archived)
# UNDO!
UNDO!!!11!1
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:34, archived)
# I WANT MY TITS BACK!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:39, archived)
# ^this
(on the pic mind)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:40, archived)
# YOU FILTHY PERVERTS
THOSE ARE THE TITS OF OUR LORD!

*BURNS AT THE STAKE*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:42, archived)
# BOOBIES!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:43, archived)
# But they are devine!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:44, archived)
# BRING BACK THE BOOBS
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:41, archived)
# T1T5
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Phw0r!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Holy crap
the most amazing binary ever
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:56, archived)
# watches
from far side of office...
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
I thought this was a monkeon post at first.

Which means well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I don't see any PPE in those
I'm reporting them to the HSE, right now!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Haha nicely
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha..
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:40, archived)
# hahahahhahahahah! I hope they got Jesus to sign a release form stating that he won't sue in case of injury or death...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:42, archived)
# hahaha
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:51, archived)