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A whole pint of Christmas!
From the Christmas Cards Of Truth challenge. See all 215 entries (closed)
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Q4nobody,
Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:57,
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hahaha1that's superb, wouldn't be surprised if they used that and left you penniless :P
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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry,
Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:58,
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ah, puts hairs on you're chestand turns your shit to treacle.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:59,
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And after too many pints, vise versa.
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:00,
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Ha!Hahahahahaha!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:01,
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I'll tell you what, though - it makes me mellower than lager when I drink itNot that I get rowdy on lager, but Guinness definitely puts me far more in the mood to sit stroking my beard and try and say wise things as opposed to sing, dance, and invariably fall over.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:01,
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I think it's because it's like eating a large meal Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:02,
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Precisely this.Whiskey makes me a right argumentative git - again - not horribly, but just whether or not early U2 is acceptable music and whether or not REM have improved or just got worse with age.
Red wine - I'm in zee mood for lurve.
Don't touch white wine as it's rank.
Shampoo is like coke for me. It instantly makes me incredibly witty and attractive.
(Red wine - I'm in zee mood for lurve.
Don't touch white wine as it's rank.
Shampoo is like coke for me. It instantly makes me incredibly witty and attractive.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:04,
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Whisky makes me bad-tempered - because I don't like itRed Wine makes me sleepy and gives me black lips because I end up sipping it too long (I don't like red wine)
White Wine - makes me silly
Beer makes me soppy and then sleepy
Guinness makes me full - like "up to the top of the neck" full. Full to the point that I cannot swallow until I have farted.
(White Wine - makes me silly
Beer makes me soppy and then sleepy
Guinness makes me full - like "up to the top of the neck" full. Full to the point that I cannot swallow until I have farted.
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:06,
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easyearly U2 = crap
REM = got worse after Murmur, then worse again after Document
(REM = got worse after Murmur, then worse again after Document
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:07,
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Don't make me drink whiskey at you. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:08,
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da da da da de de de da de da de dasaturday night.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:14,
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as a 17-year-oldI started my drinking career on Guinness
at the same time I was working in a nice old castle in Scotland as a tour guide - and drinking too much once on a weeknight gave me the shits massively the next day at work
the only receptacle for my massive treacly shits was a pristine Victorian bathroom which was part of the tour - there were numerous complaints that day
someone else got the blame
(at the same time I was working in a nice old castle in Scotland as a tour guide - and drinking too much once on a weeknight gave me the shits massively the next day at work
the only receptacle for my massive treacly shits was a pristine Victorian bathroom which was part of the tour - there were numerous complaints that day
someone else got the blame
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:05,
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mmmmlovely pint of christmas
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:08,
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