Jean Michel Jarre: King of Laser Quest.

( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 13:18, archived)

Hahahaha
I played that once. I got told off for pistol-whipping a teenager
( Barbarossa You'll only know I've left when I don't come back, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 13:19, archived)

That's what they call it nowadays is it?

( A Vagabond his uzi weighs a ton, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 13:20, archived)

Why is your washing machine a prick, anyway?

( Barbarossa You'll only know I've left when I don't come back, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 13:21, archived)

Why is a machine washing your prick?

( The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 13:24, archived)

Why is your prick washing a machine?

( Whato_Jeeves found a cunt on his balls on, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 13:26, archived)

Because I use it to stir my twin tub when there's a power cut.

( The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 13:31, archived)

O_o

( Whato_Jeeves found a cunt on his balls on, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 13:33, archived)

I actually had a twin tub washing machine one year at university.
I'd never previously heard of them, my mum had to explain how it worked.
( The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 13:36, archived)

Because it's the 21st century
Welcome to the future
( Barbarossa You'll only know I've left when I don't come back, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 13:26, archived)

It's from Rhod Gilbert - I was watching Live at the Apollo the other day.
Fantastic.

I just think it's a rather poetic turn of phrase.
( A Vagabond his uzi weighs a ton, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 13:34, archived)

That made my sandwich
go down the wrong way.
( Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 25 Jan 2010, 13:21, archived)

It's clearly inexperienced.

( A Vagabond his uzi weighs a ton, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 13:35, archived)

I did it for my son's birthday party
nothing more satisfying than shooting your own child in the back
( camp freddy wants to get under a duvet on, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 13:21, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

( A Vagabond his uzi weighs a ton, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 13:35, archived)

I still have my score card on my fridge from the last time I went.
I can remember taking it rather serious, commando rolls etc.Must have been my Tackleberry phase.
( Whato_Jeeves found a cunt on his balls on, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 13:22, archived)

Hahaha
People like you ruin it for everyone else...
( Barbarossa You'll only know I've left when I don't come back, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 13:24, archived)

What you needed was a stick of camouflage face paint.
Don't put it on your face, smear the dark stripe onto the lazer sensors, so they can't be activated.
( Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 25 Jan 2010, 13:26, archived)

Judging by my score, you'd have thought I had done that ;)

( Whato_Jeeves found a cunt on his balls on, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 13:27, archived)

Heh, I used to play that when I was a teenager.
A few of us occasionally went to the nearest one - which wasn't near at all - and then I went on my own to one in Glasgow, only to find that the only other people there were two fat geeks who obviously spent all day every day there and had memorised the set-up, and who spent the whole time shooting me constantly. I'm sure they enjoyed it. I didn't go back.
( The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 13:24, archived)

Glasgow Laser-Quest was quite possibly one of the single biggest dive's I've ever been in.
I too used to go as a young teen only to be bum-raped (in a nice way) by fat fuckers who clearly spend all their dole money on the shitty hot-dogs and shooting youngsters in the back.

Oh I'm not making this sound any better, am I?
(Touji Bugger me sideways!, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 16:13, archived)

I remember playing Quasar in Bath in my early teens
I was so pissed off not to be awarded "TOP GUN" award, even though I don't think I managed to shoot a single member of the opposing team. I spent the whole match camped in their base bit repeatedly shooting it for teh pointz
( Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 13:26, archived)

I seem to remember quasar was marginally better than laserquest
But I might be wrong
( Barbarossa You'll only know I've left when I don't come back, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 13:28, archived)

Ah, it was Quasar I played.
I was getting confused with Laser Squad on the Amiga, which was an awesome game.
( The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 13:32, archived)

Corporal Jonlan
Is my dad
( Wembley, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 16:49, archived)

hahaha *hearty lols*

( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 13:21, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa!
I like how resigned he looks in the third panel.

Is that from the Solidarnosc DVD? I have that one!
( Bob Todd whee, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 13:26, archived)

hahahahaha

( Haku "Chris Waddle!" - http://b3ta.com/board/10647831, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 17:21, archived)

dan is a cunt?
shurely note?
(LittleTerryFuckwit 100% less honky, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 19:54, archived)

he really is!

( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 20:39, archived)

It's "Michel" not "Michelle"
/pedant

Have a woo anyway.
( calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Mon 25 Jan 2010, 21:52, archived)

I fixed one of them for you.
Too lazy to do the image one though!
( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 22:17, archived)

Have a click
for both woosomeness and especially for the scoreboard at the end.

Laser quest would only accept up to 10 digits when I used to go. We always tried to fill it. I was Volcanogod.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 23:49, archived)

<3
So much woo.
( Rob T Firefly fell into an insomniac coma on, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 21:14, archived)