Fuuuuhhhh........Nice!
Someone at work was trying to impress a girl by harping on about how he'd punch out a shark if he ever saw one while diving...
(Someone at work was trying to impress a girl by harping on about how he'd punch out a shark if he ever saw one while diving...
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:43,
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Let me know if this helps him get into her pants.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:44,
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It's a 'no', I'm afraid... Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:46,
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well that's shark punching ticked off the list then Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:46,
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how did the ole "making a derisive image" work for your pants-getting-in-ification?
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arrangedletters,
Mon 8 Feb 2010, 11:08,
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Not sure how the Mrs would take that attempt, should it have happened.It's just become the office meme-type thing at the moment. We have a wall of crappy images like this near the coffee machine.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 8 Feb 2010, 11:13,
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heheoffice nobends are funny
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:45,
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Generally thisThough lack of sleep and an excess of alcohol last night have made me grumpy, so the office nobend is just winding me up through sheer refusal to die.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:47,
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*ponders the irony*:D
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:48,
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HaHahaha
Bastard.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:50,
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Usually, he's alright.But when this girl is around, he dons his knob suit and becomes Superknob.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:49,
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Spike his cups of tea with Estrogen.That'll sort him out.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:52,
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some girls do have that effect Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:54,
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It's bollocks anyway.The shark has a pointed nose to help with its hydrodynamics. There are no major sense organs there so it's not very sensitive. You're just asking to have your hand bitten off.
The sensitivity is in the lateral line, but particularly the exposed organs, the eyes and gills. If you want to freak a shark out, go for the gills. Even turtles know this, and can fend off shark attacks (at least in shallow water) by turning and giving a quick snap at the gill area.
(The sensitivity is in the lateral line, but particularly the exposed organs, the eyes and gills. If you want to freak a shark out, go for the gills. Even turtles know this, and can fend off shark attacks (at least in shallow water) by turning and giving a quick snap at the gill area.
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 8 Feb 2010, 11:03,
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Personally, I'd go for the eye gouge.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 8 Feb 2010, 11:05,
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He didn't seem too happy when I suggested going for the gills instead. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 8 Feb 2010, 11:15,
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You could ask him if he's ever actually tried to throw a punch underwater..? joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 8 Feb 2010, 12:01,
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We did discuss this this morning... Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 8 Feb 2010, 12:06,
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