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[challenge entry] quick, dirty and musta bindun, shirley?

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(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 0:13, archived)
# I can paint with my right hand.
Not well though.

'lo Ames.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 0:14, archived)
# hullo!
how the devil are you?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Tired and itchy.
I think I need to take the washing machine apart, I don't think it is rinsing the powder out of my clothes.

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 0:16, archived)
# Check the filter,
nobody ever cleans the filter.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 0:23, archived)
# I do
but I have to dismantle the fucker - there is no access and the filter is inside a moulded rubber unit.

A very good machine, but a bitch to service myself.

I might go and do that now.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 0:25, archived)
# SERVICE IT HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 0:30, archived)
# then run some caustic soda through it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 0:33, archived)
# will that not just
fuck the rubber?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 0:34, archived)
# bollox to condoms

I'm going bedtime - laters B3TA
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 0:36, archived)
# Haha!
..
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 0:38, archived)
# apparently not
google it up - especially good for disinfecting or odour removal
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 0:39, archived)
# i'll give your delicates a spin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 0:33, archived)
# You might manage to get them in a twist
at least.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 0:34, archived)
# i can't guarantee to get the stains out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 0:37, archived)
# Is it porn?
;)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 0:14, archived)
# is it a porno?
EDIT: damn your pissage, logan!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 0:14, archived)
# You again
:)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 0:17, archived)
# yes, me again!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 0:20, archived)
# is it pornography?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 0:15, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9956026
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 0:17, archived)
# your...
:P

:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 0:23, archived)