oooo sounds pleasing
Do you think grunty would make it and bring it round to me?
pffft
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Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:16,
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pffft
no - unless you paid him as richly as he deserved to be paid
in which case possibly - although stioll probably not
also stop being a lazy WhamBar and switch of the tv set and go and do something less boring instead...
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Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:18,
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also stop being a lazy WhamBar and switch of the tv set and go and do something less boring instead...
I find the infinitely rolling video clips on News 24 strangely calming.
Sort of prozac delivered through the TV.
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Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:20,
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"... here's something else we made up to fill time until something happens..."
"... erm... media attention... erm JOHN TERRY! Public hearing a lot about this.. media attention - erm..."
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Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:22,
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have decided am prepared to show breast for food
How's that sound?
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Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:24,
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two breasts if I get pudding.
and I've just gone up a cup size cos I'm having lots of sex so you get a good deal on this.
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Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:27,
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I have a packet of skips
and half a packet of polos... what does that get me?
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Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:31,
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man
I just wish I hadn't eaten that peanut chunky kitkat...
it was fucking lush though!
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Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:35,
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it was fucking lush though!
skips = msg
but you can have a flash if you like anyway.
*flashes*
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Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:37,
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*flashes*
I may do.
Never hurts to ask.
I have an absence of MSG related stuff in the fridge presently. How about grilled Lamb Chops and a nice greek salad?
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Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:18,
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I have an absence of MSG related stuff in the fridge presently. How about grilled Lamb Chops and a nice greek salad?
Why did the monkey get lost in the jungle?
Because the adder 'add 'er 'ankerchief!
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Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:24,
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he does a nice grilled salad
and His Greek Lamb Chops are a dream
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Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:22,
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yeah I'm all about the fresh stuff
I have the remains of a beef rump from yesterday's roast
BUT I LOVE CHOPS!!! Caesar salad ftw, but greek is good too.
Now i'm really hungry and I just finished a massive bacon baguette.
Must be all the sex I got on friday.....
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Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:23,
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BUT I LOVE CHOPS!!! Caesar salad ftw, but greek is good too.
Now i'm really hungry and I just finished a massive bacon baguette.
Must be all the sex I got on friday.....
OOOOOOOOO YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
dated a dude for two months but then got dumped because he's on mission to have kids and wife (not 4 me)
so just hooked up with very tall, younger fireman on friday and was a VERY dirty girl.
And shall continue to be so for foreseeable future.
DRY SPELL OVER! hurrah!
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Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:31,
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so just hooked up with very tall, younger fireman on friday and was a VERY dirty girl.
And shall continue to be so for foreseeable future.
DRY SPELL OVER! hurrah!
You Go Girl!!!
*jealouses*
"Last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty"
/Woody Allen blog
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Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:34,
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"Last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty"
/Woody Allen blog
the problem I had with my first wife was
that I kept trying to put her under a pedestal...
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Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:37,
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:D
anyway - sorry chaps but I have to slope off now and go and wander around a hospital and talk with ill people about what it's like to be ill and then be nice to them.
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Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:41,
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you don't have to be nice to them
just say "hmm" a lot.
that'll put the shits up them.
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Mon 15 Mar 2010, 12:46,
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that'll put the shits up them.
Cool wind in your hair?
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air?
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