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(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:49, archived)
# I want to take it just because of its name
yet have a fear that I'll end up being sick on the carpet and licking my own anus
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:51, archived)
# and don't forget the furballs
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:52, archived)
# :o
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Haha, nice.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:18, archived)
# it's plant Fertilizer

I'll stick to my weeds ta..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Was offered some the other weekend
I was vaguely tempted, but then some proper madman showed up
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:34, archived)
# It's fairly tame, to be honest.
Kinda stings* the nose ... I recommend dissolving it in something sweet and doing it as a shot.

*Burns like fuck
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:43, archived)
# I don't know what this Meow Meow is, but you convinced me.
Where can I send you my credit card details?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Gaz me
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:53, archived)
# it's a plant food
not like drugs used to be in my day

/old codger blog
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:56, archived)
# yea good old horse tranquilizers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:00, archived)
# what ever happened to acid?
*fractal moment*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:01, archived)
# I use to love me some acid.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:02, archived)
# how I loved thee Lysergic acid diethylamide
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:04, archived)
# I'M TALKING LUNCH, PEOPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:12, archived)
# After some quick wikipediaing I know know that it is mephedrone (not meTHedrone or methAdone).
Looks a bit like an amphetamine, structurally, in that it is a phenylamine. Effects sound like E.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:57, archived)
# this made me lol
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:53, archived)
# In the words of Bill Hicks
"Good! We lost another moron!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Hahaha, comments
"This is awful and so obviously true because the cops based their facts on online forums. There's no surer way of establishing facts, ask any police officer. Anyway, when I took mephedrone my entire right leg turned inside-out for six hours. It only went back because I poured milk over it, continuously, through a funnel."
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:59, archived)
# What a lovely way to spend a sunny afternoon.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:08, archived)
# hahahaha
good god.. Chris Morris, where are you when we need you?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:15, archived)
# "Its chemical formula is one molecule different to ecstasy"
SCIENCEFAIL
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Patheticitude
should be added to the OED right NOW. If if isn't there already of course.
is this real or did Chris Morris strike again?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:55, archived)
# it's called Methadrone, basically plant fertilizer which can be bought anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:58, archived)
# I just clicked your link
I never heard it called "meow meow" before. Not that I mix in those circles but I have heard of the other names used from time to time. Is life that awful for some that they would ingest plant fertilizer to get a quick escape from it?
OK for some people it probably is but I don't talk politics on the interwebs anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:08, archived)
# I've just googled it and of the four results I'm two of them.
It should be a real word. If it's not, then I just made it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Then we should adopt it as an official b3ta word.
Then it will be a perfectly cromulent word to be used whenever appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Not to mention its not inconsiderable discourse in elucidating the vernacular.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Drugs are for mugs.
Dinners are for winners.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Bill Hicks can help you too
"If you're against drugs, then take all of your favourite albums, and all of your favourite songs, and burn them, because you know what? Every single person on those records? REAL fuckin high on drugs."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:00, archived)
# I was a right mug back in the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:04, archived)
# ^ this.
Utterly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:05, archived)
# What about Frank Zappa?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:34, archived)
# He's crap, so don't bother.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:39, archived)
# I think drug dealers are deliberately coming up with silly names
for new drugs because they know the authorities will have to report them using those names. Im thinking of inventing a drug called Tittywank, imagine the headlines.

Anyway speaking of headlines I think I have discovered the most absolutely perfect Daily Express headline ever, like someone took the essence of the Mail and the Express and distilled it into one perfect sentence.
www.express.co.uk/ourpaper/view/2010-03-16

Not shopped, sadly
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:00, archived)
# I still have yet to see a headline to beat The Sun's
"ASYLUM SEEKERS EATING THE QUEEN'S SWANS".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Two young guys also died doing war
Lets ban war then let everyone take all the drugs they want. Bet you there'd be less death.
(Bommer remembered to log in, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Yes I'm not necessarily sure that's a good thing
Besides - tanks are fucking cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:49, archived)
# DON'T HAVE LEGAL FUN
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:52, archived)
# i mean, it's not as if is clarky kat
or cake.

they are dangerous drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Its good stuff
I have dabbled with Meow Meow is pretty good stuff. Like your disco biscuits only not as rushy, more chilled and loved up than anything else.
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:51, archived)