Hummuscide squad
Hurray for no effort competition entries for me.
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:54,
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Hurray for no effort competition entries for me.
somewhere near 200 i think
i normally start about 1 am
i calculated it'll take a year to do all i think, but i've seen pretty much all since april anyways.
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:03,
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i calculated it'll take a year to do all i think, but i've seen pretty much all since april anyways.
I'm on my dad's computer
which works better, but is still dial up. When we move in we will have 4 computers, so we need to think of how to connect them all up.
*awaits nerdly advice :)*
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:00,
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*awaits nerdly advice :)*
sign them up to an introducions agency
I believe you may need to sacrifice one to the great server god Mercury and the others can all be hooked up to the etheral network of juice which flows around and through us all. We are all juice.
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:02,
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Gerald calmly stepped from the tardis and told them to put the weapon down....
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:48,
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yay! splendid!
i think challenges attract more people to the messageboard above all things, good stuff.
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:46,
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that am woo!
But threadjack now:
I spy something beginning with M
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:46,
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I spy something beginning with M
OH DEAR GOD!!!!!!
HOLY MACKERAL!!!
Where the hell is my brain?
*rummages*
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 23:12,
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Where the hell is my brain?
*rummages*
2 night i bite the bullit and almost learned to use Gimp
www.johnvile.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/b3ta/september/windowSN.jpg
fucksocks i forgot my b3ta birthday :-(
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:44,
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fucksocks i forgot my b3ta birthday :-(
err, how is that a competition entry?
or do I just not get it?
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:41,
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The naked guy has a policeman's helmet on.
Do try to keep up, Tom ;)
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:43,
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ahhhhhh yes.
that gets a woo for subtlety then!
good first effort!
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:44,
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good first effort!
do you really
need help from new yorkers. Cause that's where i am RIGHT NOW.
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:45,
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very possibly.
I ahve a few people helping me out at the moment with things, but so far it seems to have turned out negative. I'm waiting for a few people to give me some results at the moment. Thanks very much for the offer though, I do appreciate people offering help n shit. I might still need you yet though, so hang fire...
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:47,
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But...
Hadn't we determined (well, I, actually) that she might be on the WEST Coast?
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:51,
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er, no.
that was her friend from when she still lived in oregon. She is either in Chicago or New York.
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:53,
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No, it's not a compo entry
clearly.. but it DID make me laugh.
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:43,
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my ex girlfriends sisters kid is big enough
yes, i had a girlfriend
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:43,
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pinata! (sp)
shame there's nothing in there worth breaking him open for
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:39,
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his broken corpse
floating down the thames? Pretty good incentive if you ask me. ^_^
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:44,
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Ive always wanted to have a go of one of them.
And twat it senseless.
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:40,
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him too.
nah, a pinata. i like the idea of being rewarded with sweets for destroying something.
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:42,
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You're right
It isn't exactly teaching family values is it?
Which makes sense why you've always wanted one...
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:44,
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Which makes sense why you've always wanted one...
Probably the same reason I wanted to be a drummer when I was younger.
beating the shit out of something with sticks and calling it a talent, or a job!
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:48,
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Excellent.
If you're a giant sized 5 year old girl in the London/Tower Bridge area, then yes, probably you are the only one...
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:41,
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If I *was*
a giant sized 5 year old girl in the London/Tower Bridge area, you BET I'd be giving him a good old twatting.
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:42,
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a car just went past my window
playing the magic roundabout.
anyway - House?
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:37,
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anyway - House?
hambulance
happy baby
half-pint glass
hand in front of your face
?
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:38,
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half-pint glass
hand in front of your face
?
hippopotamus...
hello again everyone... i'm drunk and the vodka has stolen my hummus...
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:38,
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lo... hurrah for random games of i spy too...
it sparked something and i just remembered a meme i've missed... always handy for low hummus moments... back shortly :)
edit: bah... am too drunk to mash... :(
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:46,
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edit: bah... am too drunk to mash... :(
should only be used within a thread
ot the magic donkey will bugger us all
and HARD
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:48,
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and HARD
Can I
WTF the kid, as the frenchman makes perfect sense?
Woo-hahehoo
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:34,
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Woo-hahehoo
nothing sums it up better
than that massive picture of stouffer saying it
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:35,
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is it wrong for me to want to smack that kid over the head with a hammer?
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:35,
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nope
Any kid of that age caught swearing/gesticulating deserves to be keelhauled.
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:37,
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no
smack it
SMACK IT not too hard though, you'll break the hammer
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:38,
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SMACK IT not too hard though, you'll break the hammer
marginally.
I'm trying not to let anything get me down at the moment. Although that seems to change from about 2 o'clock onwards.
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:37,
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not getting FPed
is the new FPing
still, your drought's gone so long in no small part because of your total lack of b3ta!
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:39,
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still, your drought's gone so long in no small part because of your total lack of b3ta!
I read that as:
" I haven't had a three way in ages"
It's Friday, and I'm tired.
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:44,
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It's Friday, and I'm tired.
hmm...
been almost four for me.
I found nothing about it all that great*.
*WHO AM I KIDDING?
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:48,
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I found nothing about it all that great*.
*WHO AM I KIDDING?
Bet it gets a sore neck.
and the rain goes up it's nose.
Kill it
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:33,
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Kill it
which causes in me
yet another flashback of my actually paying $8.00 to sit through Scream 3...
BOY, there's time and money just GONE forever.
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:32,
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BOY, there's time and money just GONE forever.
THe first one wasn't bad...
But after that, it was as painful as your GF using YOU to practice her first BJ on...
*scrape... scrape*
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:45,
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*scrape... scrape*
murder on the dancefloor
shoulda burned that goddamned house right down, to destroy the evidence
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:19,
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That reminds me of a song.
.....
I won't post that picture again... It's seen the light of day waaaaay to much, but she deserved it.
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:21,
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I won't post that picture again... It's seen the light of day waaaaay to much, but she deserved it.
Hmm decisions...
I know, violence.
Grr, evil band wagon, evil song, feel the righteous might of my baseball bat of justice!
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:22,
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Grr, evil band wagon, evil song, feel the righteous might of my baseball bat of justice!
sophie ellis binhead should have a brick dropped on her head from the top of a very tall building.
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:26,
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i was most proud with me barbershop quartet i did earlier
using the medium of flash
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:19,
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how about
a piece of paper over the comb, flapping in the breeze as it gets blown?
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:22,
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maybe,
i'm going to add goodnight my b3ta so i can use it as a beddy bies message
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:23,
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i love that.
(and the second pic too)
could have been better if the frames ;ined up better~
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:31,
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could have been better if the frames ;ined up better~
Dogs have naturally bad eyesight.
And no sense of style either.
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:15,
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And no sense of style either.
yay
I love huskies - I wanted to shop one earlier in the week, but ended up just using him as a bit-player in a bigger picture
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:17,
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oooooooh!
very nicely shopped!
and with that, I'm off to bed. night all.
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:20,
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and with that, I'm off to bed. night all.
a domo pic with no woo?
that's not right, that's not right at all...
woo!
gonna enter the compo?
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:20,
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woo!
gonna enter the compo?
read it mate,
its a fucking disgrace. The law is fucking crooked and they shouldnt be allowed to get away with shit like that. If it's any consolation, my Uncle is in the Manchester CID, and he's a thoroughly honest chap (well he was the last time I saw him, which was about 6 years ago).
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:13,
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the law isnt crooked
just because people are twats dosnt mean that having a police badge stops that. dont let the actions of a few bastards with badges cast a biased view of the whole law enforacement
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:21,
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I dont at all, like I said, I have family int he police force,
so I know theyre not all bastards. But if you ever want an example of a group of people looking after their own.....
and at the same time, my uncle used to tell me that about 60% of the people he worked with, said they got into the police force because its "legalised brutality". The met police used to be fucking notorious for being heavy handed. Its not as bad now like, but there were fucking loads of cases of police brutality being brought forward from what my uncle used to tell me. And most of them get thrown out of court.
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:24,
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and at the same time, my uncle used to tell me that about 60% of the people he worked with, said they got into the police force because its "legalised brutality". The met police used to be fucking notorious for being heavy handed. Its not as bad now like, but there were fucking loads of cases of police brutality being brought forward from what my uncle used to tell me. And most of them get thrown out of court.
yes, someone nicked my stapler
and i'm descreetly trying to figure out who.
oh shit. now look what you've made me do
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:13,
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oh shit. now look what you've made me do
I havent been awake that long actually....
5 hours as typing this...
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:16,
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yep. Situations got no better.
however nothing bad has happened today, so I'm marginally less depressed than I was yesterday. The events of the past few days have kind of sank in now.
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:21,
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Domus Horribilis - Now with Crappy 2-frame Animation!
embiggenate and demovify
low on hummus, very very low
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:05,
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embiggenate and demovify
low on hummus, very very low
FredJaques (soz)
GC or new material?
www.worldbeardchampionships.com/
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:08,
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www.worldbeardchampionships.com/
well
I have until 2007 to get mine sorted out for the london-based championships then
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:12,
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searching the spazz
(which you could have done yourself) reveals no matches - you may have a winner!
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:10,
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Permission to repost my under-apreciated Domo-Kun pic from a few months ago?
I posted it at about midnight. About five-ish people saw it. Please sirs? And, er, sirettes?
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:16,
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if it's not in a new thread
feel free to plonk it down anywhere :)
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:18,
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I think people should repost their pics in current threads more
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:22,
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I don't know why,
but when I look at his mouth, all I see is
go
goa
goa..
/falls over
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:40,
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go
goa
goa..
/falls over
Crime plumetted with the introduction
of the new model panda car:
Edit: All the way through making this, it kept reminding me of those 10p corn puff things that you could make into cars from a puff body and puff wheels. It's not hummus, but it's close. Kinda. Not.
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:00,
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Edit: All the way through making this, it kept reminding me of those 10p corn puff things that you could make into cars from a puff body and puff wheels. It's not hummus, but it's close. Kinda. Not.
I'm sure there was a reason
they named it "Blackpool"
edit: Oops, meant for below
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:17,
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edit: Oops, meant for below
Top apple to ya
And top apples for me for escaping from blackpoo l
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Fri 12 Sep 2003, 22:07,
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Thats the ones!
Only used to get 'em in newsagents and school. :)
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