you blow a fuse! Zing boom!
You still need anywhere to sleep hallow33n?
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:37,
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probably,
it's going to be tricky coming down from hallow33n, and also this football match the next day
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:38,
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Well there's floor space at mine
I've got SSG already, 4rthur me if you're interested!
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:40,
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cos all the really really good people
were at the norwich bash and are only just getting home.
If I had any sense I'd have gone to bed instead of come online.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:36,
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If I had any sense I'd have gone to bed instead of come online.
HEheheh
I invented the Kebap y'know?
Its a donner, served in a bap, 'stead of a pita.
God I'm clever.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:03,
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Its a donner, served in a bap, 'stead of a pita.
God I'm clever.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm?
I will have one with the full trimmings, chilli sauce and loads of pickled chillis!
washed down with 6 Tennants Supers!
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:05,
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washed down with 6 Tennants Supers!
6?
You off it at tne moment?
And has anyone else here ever tried 'Force 10'? Its a marvel of high alcohol science/alchemy. Tastes like rancid dog wee though.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:07,
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And has anyone else here ever tried 'Force 10'? Its a marvel of high alcohol science/alchemy. Tastes like rancid dog wee though.
Crest Super
From my local asian emporuim at £1.09 a can and a whacking 10%abv
oh heavenly joy!
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:08,
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oh heavenly joy!
Its...
Its...
Its a Hitchhikers Guide reference but, despite having read them all a million times,
I can't for the live of me remember which bit.
Arrrggghhh!!
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:57,
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Its a Hitchhikers Guide reference but, despite having read them all a million times,
I can't for the live of me remember which bit.
Arrrggghhh!!
Bit where they explain what those words mean.
Before explaining why towels are great.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:58,
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I have it on DVD
Mrs Nobody thinks I'm sad. She just doesn't understand.
Much like everyone and this picture.
anyone?
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:06,
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Much like everyone and this picture.
anyone?
Nope
its no good, your going to have to put me out of my misery.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:08,
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Bah
It's a pune, or play on words.
That little bit at the bottom of the ribcage is called the 'xiphiod process'
hence - 'Xiphoid Beeblebrox'
I really don't think this joke was worth the effort.
bah.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:11,
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That little bit at the bottom of the ribcage is called the 'xiphiod process'
hence - 'Xiphoid Beeblebrox'
I really don't think this joke was worth the effort.
bah.
That one is only understood by anatomists ;)
I WOO to your courage at employing obscure humor :)
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:13,
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Budget cuts...
Leant the eiffel tower a hint of practicality...
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:51,
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Leant the eiffel tower a hint of practicality...
GC? Perhaps but sunday can be very dull without work
macdonalds employee simulator
conceptlab.com/simulator/
dream sequence s best bit.. if you can be assed
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:50,
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conceptlab.com/simulator/
dream sequence s best bit.. if you can be assed
Thats
keeping me strangely interested.
Perhaps I'm in the wrong job?
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:55,
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Perhaps I'm in the wrong job?
I know what you mean
. By The Way, Is anyone else hopelessly addicted to rocket mania?
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:56,
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"Please,somebody.Animate me"
It cried
Sadly I lack the software
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:49,
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Sadly I lack the software
What does
everyone on here use?
I'm totally new to this sort of thing,and I'm making do with Ulead iPhoto Express.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:56,
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I'm totally new to this sort of thing,and I'm making do with Ulead iPhoto Express.
I use
Corel Photopaint, but that came bundled with the machine. If you want a decent free package try The Gimp.
Whatever you feel comfortable with, I'd say.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:59,
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Whatever you feel comfortable with, I'd say.
If it offends that much deal with it but I'll stop posting that stuff and go back to paintmashes
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i've no idea what they're complaining about
but even so i wholeheartedly condone the paintmashing!
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:50,
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budget cuts were really beggining to undermine his confidence in the new film..
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:37,
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squirt.. james squirt
i filled it with acid.. oh shit. it's a stupid platic gun.. shit.. burned my wacking hand
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:39,
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you are right..
yes.. that is correct.. i'm such a boob... must be 'cuz i'm not british..
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:48,
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Tesco could not sell the cheap Bitter.
So to save money and waste, they built a new store.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:34,
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Woo to the pic and...
Me wants :D
See also RC B2 Bomber for budget war.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:37,
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See also RC B2 Bomber for budget war.
both poo
trust me. Only any good if you have a HUGE indoor area to fly. They can't handle a slight breeze!
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:40,
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Hehe
It says on the website to fly it on "a warm and sunny day with no wind..."
Budget RC?
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:46,
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Budget RC?
Go to JAMARA site
all sorts of cool models.
I want the IC Pilatus Porter!
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:49,
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I want the IC Pilatus Porter!
i don't get it
what's tesco.. mabey it's 'cuz i'm an american i don't know what it is.. or mabey i've just been in the assholes of the world for the past 3 years 'cuz my president is fucked up in the head.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:38,
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oh
oh thanks.. i'm more complete now.. it was begging to discombobulate me..
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:40,
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Think Wal-Mart
It is an over-lit place where they sell cheap plastic crap, etc.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:47,
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wooooo yay!
and a tj too....
IDS has stayed at the top of the fp longer than most Tory leaders actually hold their posts! Yes...13 hrs!
Will XP WIND have a follow through package?
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:30,
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IDS has stayed at the top of the fp longer than most Tory leaders actually hold their posts! Yes...13 hrs!
Will XP WIND have a follow through package?
Only until SP4
Then the entire run will have gone through, leaving users feeling empty and hollow.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:35,
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It had hacker problems too.
Certain gay spammers were using security holes to shaft users...
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:40,
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Could you not get a
BrownWall to stop them?
Norton AnalVirus 2004?
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:41,
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Norton AnalVirus 2004?
Certain hackers used rubbers to 'bounce' back any counter-attack infections
and to help to prevent leaving any evidence of their presence.
There were questions of the legality of such methods, but there is an awful lot of legal red tape to go through. Microsoft lawyers are attempting to lubricate the process along, but have been unable to get anything to gel just yet.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:45,
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There were questions of the legality of such methods, but there is an awful lot of legal red tape to go through. Microsoft lawyers are attempting to lubricate the process along, but have been unable to get anything to gel just yet.
emails not much better....
Sperm Alert: You will notice p3nis growth within weeks txclqlzfaw ce
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:48,
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But does have a good games package
Along with minesweeper it has that old arcade classic haemerroids
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:35,
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he likes a drink
but he doesn't much like company
Humous status: low
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:27,
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Humous status: low
This be the guitar that Billy from Good Charlotte plays. Not the exact one ....but I still want it!
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is that
your own picture.
and im sure you use the term "plays" very lightly
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:26,
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and im sure you use the term "plays" very lightly
no
I found it on the first link I found.... www.prsguitars.com
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:29,
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FUCK OFF
no one cares
go find some decent music to listen to instead of this pop-punk shit
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:28,
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go find some decent music to listen to instead of this pop-punk shit
I retrospect
I couldnt give a shit what they listen to.
I just want to see lovely new made by b3tan pictures.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:16,
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I just want to see lovely new made by b3tan pictures.
Does it say
Domo's bar and grill, best chargrilled tv mascots in the world?
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:28,
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That's on the back
On the front, it says "Every time you spill your seed, Marduk smites a kitten".
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:30,
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Arf!
Enki must be in trouble then for all those rivers he made.
Create it! Create it HARD!
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:34,
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Create it! Create it HARD!
moses must have got through a few for that plague of his
then ^_^
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:47,
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orange tower cranes are so low rent
you want white ones... Luffing jibs if possible.
I actually met enric miralles.. before he died obviously
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:29,
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I actually met enric miralles.. before he died obviously
My dog thinks he's a kitten
I don't know how to break the news to him that the position is already full
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:18,
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I don't know how to break the news to him that the position is already full
.
I've been waiting around so I wouldn't have two in a row. Getting impatient...
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:17,
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I've been waiting around so I wouldn't have two in a row. Getting impatient...
aaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
that would be funny if it wasn't for the fact that i once found a dog like that
i'm permanently scarred by it
there's no punchline i'm afraid
(nothing to punch with you see)
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:11,
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i'm permanently scarred by it
there's no punchline i'm afraid
(nothing to punch with you see)
Like a dog that had been lying in a pool of its own blood
I think it had pissed itself as well
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:15,
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It could be a penguin
but then there'd be bits of wrapper everywhere
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:17,
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???
I don't know about most of you people .. but i find this one very very funny.... a little discombobulating but funny non the less
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:36,
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