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[challenge entry] World cup's gone downhill hasn't it


Previous efforts: 1 2 3 4
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:04, archived)
#
nice
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Cor
It's quiet in here today...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:33, archived)
# so peaceful until...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:35, archived)
# you blow a fuse! Zing boom!
You still need anywhere to sleep hallow33n?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:37, archived)
# probably,
it's going to be tricky coming down from hallow33n, and also this football match the next day
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:38, archived)
# Well there's floor space at mine
I've got SSG already, 4rthur me if you're interested!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:40, archived)
# cos all the really really good people
were at the norwich bash and are only just getting home.

If I had any sense I'd have gone to bed instead of come online.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:36, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:50, archived)
# ..
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:59, archived)
# I
ate that last night
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:00, archived)
# and
now i feel ill
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:02, archived)
# HEheheh
I invented the Kebap y'know?

Its a donner, served in a bap, 'stead of a pita.

God I'm clever.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:03, archived)
# hehehehehehehehe!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmm?
I will have one with the full trimmings, chilli sauce and loads of pickled chillis!
washed down with 6 Tennants Supers!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:05, archived)
# 6?
You off it at tne moment?

And has anyone else here ever tried 'Force 10'? Its a marvel of high alcohol science/alchemy. Tastes like rancid dog wee though.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Crest Super
From my local asian emporuim at £1.09 a can and a whacking 10%abv
oh heavenly joy!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Domo kebab
Yum!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:09, archived)
# :)
domo tastytastic
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:55, archived)
# This has been in my head all day.
Too obsure?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Its...
Its...
Its a Hitchhikers Guide reference but, despite having read them all a million times,
I can't for the live of me remember which bit.

Arrrggghhh!!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:57, archived)
# Bit where they explain what those words mean.
Before explaining why towels are great.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:58, archived)
# Oh dear
it was too obsure after all.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:59, archived)
# ask a glass of water
(i watched the whole lot the other day)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:04, archived)
# I have it on DVD
Mrs Nobody thinks I'm sad. She just doesn't understand.

Much like everyone and this picture.

anyone?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Nope
its no good, your going to have to put me out of my misery.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Bah
It's a pune, or play on words.

That little bit at the bottom of the ribcage is called the 'xiphiod process'

hence - 'Xiphoid Beeblebrox'

I really don't think this joke was worth the effort.

bah.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Ahh...
*swoosh*

/over head :D
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:12, archived)
# That one is only understood by anatomists ;)
I WOO to your courage at employing obscure humor :)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:13, archived)
# Never heard of it
;)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Budget cuts...


Leant the eiffel tower a hint of practicality...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:51, archived)
# just for a change......................

(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:50, archived)
# Yes
yes you are
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Are you an alien?

You might be responsible for this...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:49, archived)
# erp
very grey indeed
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:51, archived)
# GC? Perhaps but sunday can be very dull without work
macdonalds employee simulator
conceptlab.com/simulator/
dream sequence s best bit.. if you can be assed
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:50, archived)
# Thats
keeping me strangely interested.

Perhaps I'm in the wrong job?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:55, archived)
# I know what you mean
. By The Way, Is anyone else hopelessly addicted to rocket mania?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Yes
WANT more levels!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:00, archived)
# whats that?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:01, archived)
# News
Letter.

Run along, chop chop!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:04, archived)
# "Please,somebody.Animate me"
It cried



Sadly I lack the software
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:49, archived)
# .
*cough*Kazaa*cough*
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:50, archived)
# What does
everyone on here use?

I'm totally new to this sort of thing,and I'm making do with Ulead iPhoto Express.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:56, archived)
# I use
Corel Photopaint, but that came bundled with the machine. If you want a decent free package try The Gimp.

Whatever you feel comfortable with, I'd say.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:59, archived)
# ulead have a gif animator
free trial on www.ulead.com
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:05, archived)
# If it offends that much deal with it but I'll stop posting that stuff and go back to paintmashes
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Alan Titsmash
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:44, archived)
# Or else what?
This?:
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:46, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:47, archived)
# :-?
yet again.. i'm stunned
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:47, archived)
# FLUFFINESS!`
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:48, archived)
# omfg
that is the funniest shiz i've seen on b3ta
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:51, archived)
# that's
great!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:56, archived)
# i've no idea what they're complaining about
but even so i wholeheartedly condone the paintmashing!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:50, archived)
# That's a beautiful scene!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] budget cuts were really beggining to undermine his confidence in the new film..
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)
# *squirt*
ow my eye!

:D
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:38, archived)
# haha
james Porn
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:38, archived)
# squirt.. james squirt
i filled it with acid.. oh shit. it's a stupid platic gun.. shit.. burned my wacking hand
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:39, archived)
# unless it's hydroflouric
then it's best kept in plastic.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:46, archived)
# you are right..
yes.. that is correct.. i'm such a boob... must be 'cuz i'm not british..
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Tesco could not sell the cheap Bitter.
So to save money and waste, they built a new store.

(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:34, archived)
# Woo to the pic and...
Me wants :D

See also RC B2 Bomber for budget war.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)
# both poo
trust me. Only any good if you have a HUGE indoor area to fly. They can't handle a slight breeze!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Hehe
It says on the website to fly it on "a warm and sunny day with no wind..."

Budget RC?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Go to JAMARA site
all sorts of cool models.

I want the IC Pilatus Porter!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:49, archived)
# lemme at it
lemme at it
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)
# i don't get it
what's tesco.. mabey it's 'cuz i'm an american i don't know what it is.. or mabey i've just been in the assholes of the world for the past 3 years 'cuz my president is fucked up in the head.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:38, archived)
# its an english supermarket
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:39, archived)
# oh
oh thanks.. i'm more complete now.. it was begging to discombobulate me..
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Think Wal-Mart
It is an over-lit place where they sell cheap plastic crap, etc.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:47, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:41, archived)
# :-)
works so good you can drink it
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:44, archived)
# I spent too much on
Bass
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Ahem
'brake' fluid.


/pendant
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:57, archived)
# No you fool...
BREAK FLUID - For drinking during breaks.

Duh!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:58, archived)
# Why
thankyou.

:)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:01, archived)
# No comment
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:27, archived)
# Ditto
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:30, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:30, archived)
# "It Tingles!"
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Less than
toothpaste!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)
# wooooo yay!
and a tj too....

IDS has stayed at the top of the fp longer than most Tory leaders actually hold their posts! Yes...13 hrs!

Will XP WIND have a follow through package?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:30, archived)
# plugins
that is all
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)
# pffffffft!
burger spray!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:33, archived)
#
:)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)
# the service pack
can be downloaded in small modules
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:33, archived)
# I bet they're shite though....
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Only until SP4
Then the entire run will have gone through, leaving users feeling empty and hollow.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:35, archived)
# wiped out
you might say...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:36, archived)
# It had hacker problems too.
Certain gay spammers were using security holes to shaft users...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Could you not get a
BrownWall to stop them?

Norton AnalVirus 2004?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:41, archived)
# Certain hackers used rubbers to 'bounce' back any counter-attack infections
and to help to prevent leaving any evidence of their presence.

There were questions of the legality of such methods, but there is an awful lot of legal red tape to go through. Microsoft lawyers are attempting to lubricate the process along, but have been unable to get anything to gel just yet.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:45, archived)
# emails not much better....
Sperm Alert: You will notice p3nis growth within weeks txclqlzfaw ce
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:48, archived)
# Yeah
but won't they get caught on your arse hair?

/coat
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:34, archived)
# But does have a good games package
Along with minesweeper it has that old arcade classic haemerroids
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Wind XP Desktop?


:)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)
# he likes a drink
but he doesn't much like company

Humous status: low
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:27, archived)
# yay!
yay
yay
ya
y
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:29, archived)
# Tarrantino's films

Always have that effect on me
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:26, archived)
# hehe
but ewww...

w/y/h
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:27, archived)
# :(
not nice


but nice
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:27, archived)
# Haha
I like it.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:27, archived)
# awwwww
shit thats nasty
but v woo!!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:28, archived)
# Hahaha!!
That's class!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:28, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:28, archived)
# eugh,
nicely done
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:29, archived)
# This be the guitar that Billy from Good Charlotte plays. Not the exact one ....but I still want it!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:25, archived)
# is that
your own picture.


and im sure you use the term "plays" very lightly
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:26, archived)
# and
are we bothered
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:26, archived)
# You seem
to be bothered.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:28, archived)
# no
I found it on the first link I found.... www.prsguitars.com
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:29, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:31, archived)
# you really are sad
listen to real music
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:27, archived)
# What's all this shouting?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:27, archived)
# FUCK OFF
no one cares

go find some decent music to listen to instead of this pop-punk shit
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:28, archived)
# |>lay nice!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:43, archived)
# I retrospect
I couldnt give a shit what they listen to.

I just want to see lovely new made by b3tan pictures.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 14:16, archived)
# Cock off you cunt
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:30, archived)
# cunt
that is all
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 15:49, archived)
# Domocuneiform tablet
Ur, circa 3300 BCE

(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Does it say
Domo's bar and grill, best chargrilled tv mascots in the world?

(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:28, archived)
# That's on the back
On the front, it says "Every time you spill your seed, Marduk smites a kitten".
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Arf!
Enki must be in trouble then for all those rivers he made.

Create it! Create it HARD!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:34, archived)
# Their banks overflow
with the blood of kittens.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:39, archived)
# moses must have got through a few for that plague of his
then ^_^
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:47, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:31, archived)
# awesome!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Budget Parlament?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:25, archived)
# .
Is that real...?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:26, archived)
# orange tower cranes are so low rent
you want white ones... Luffing jibs if possible.
I actually met enric miralles.. before he died obviously
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:29, archived)
# My dog thinks he's a kitten

I don't know how to break the news to him that the position is already full
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:18, archived)
# yay
Dogs rule
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] And they finally finished just under budget


(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:18, archived)
# good idea
woo
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:19, archived)
# Praise from Mr Elephant!
*swoon*

Thank you sir. :D
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:21, archived)
# it's a very good original idea,
i do like this challenge
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:22, archived)
# I've
been a bit banjoed in the hummus department for so long so that makes my day. Thanks.

Meanwhile here and here
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:25, archived)
# .


I've been waiting around so I wouldn't have two in a row. Getting impatient...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:17, archived)
# .
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:08, archived)
# YAY
FOR UNFLUFFY KITTENS!

w/y/h
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:09, archived)
# How does it smell?
Err,hang on.No thats wrong
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:11, archived)
# Alaska
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:14, archived)
# jamaica?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:15, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
that would be funny if it wasn't for the fact that i once found a dog like that

i'm permanently scarred by it

there's no punchline i'm afraid
(nothing to punch with you see)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:11, archived)
# how did he smell?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:11, archived)
# Like a dog that had been lying in a pool of its own blood
I think it had pissed itself as well
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:15, archived)
# I
prefer the reply "Jamaica"
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:16, archived)
# Kuala Lumpur
;o)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:22, archived)
# ok then
jamaica?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:24, archived)
# :(
he is missing the tips of his ears too.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:11, archived)
# Poor thing
How does he hear?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:13, archived)
#
a stick!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:17, archived)
# *tears of laughter*
funniest post of the year *FACT*
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:43, archived)
# Im not a big fan of cats

more a dog person
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:12, archived)
# me too
but thats a polar bear?...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:14, archived)
# Its shooting a cat?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:15, archived)
# It could be a penguin
but then there'd be bits of wrapper everywhere
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:17, archived)
# arf
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:18, archived)
# a modern tragedy
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:15, archived)
# ah Hello mr 'phant
Having fun at the new learning facility?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:17, archived)
# yes,
the drinking club :D
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:22, archived)
# ???
I don't know about most of you people .. but i find this one very very funny.... a little discombobulating but funny non the less
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 13:36, archived)

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