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# umm?
(Bushboy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)
# i like that a lot
but 270x2000px is slightly mickey taking


ah screw it wyhp!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)
# what's wrong
with that?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)
# nothing actualyy
i dunno why i said it

its wooage of the highest orer
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)
# it's
a deeply unnerving ratio...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)
# bloody hell you're right
recurring 407s!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:03, archived)
# beautiful
the juxtaposition of space and death.
perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)
# cool
all life is there

does it mean anything?
(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)
# i like that...
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)
# Yum, another slice anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)
# mmmmm
transit ham

loverly
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)
# White bread van man
Yum
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:41, archived)
# I recognise him

(Pouched_species, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)
# damn puppies get everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! HickyVicki, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# i don''t dare ask
erm... yeeeeeees wooyay?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
prima donnas the lot of 'em
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)
# It is me
or does that guy have 3 legs?
(Goodie, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)
# nyeep
you're right... he's jake the peg
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)
# Most male ballet dancers look like they have three legs.
fwik fwik
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# REEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLYYYY BBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGG COOOOOOOCKS
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:41, archived)
# hmmmmmmm
:D
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# oi you, go shop a kitten then wash out yourmind with soap
!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)
# hehehe oooohhh sorry
it would be worse if willys made me go 'eeugh'
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)
# How odd
Quite woo though.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:41, archived)
# His agent warned me he was shy...
Singing all your easy-listening hits until 8:30pm
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# Arf it's Bernard Manning
singing 'Green green grass of home' in a cardboard box.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:34, archived)
# "livin in a box...
...I'm livin in a cardboard box..."

woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)
# Titters
Easy listening....
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)
# woo!
but how does he smell smoke?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)
# Something is very wrong about Sargant 's pizza.

for orginal click here
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:26, archived)
# AAAAAAAAHHHHGGGGHHH!
That's it, I'm going back to dial up.
At least you get some warning.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:27, archived)
# hmm... thats made me hungry....
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:27, archived)
# Does being the
Fucking moon lord have a good benefits package?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)
# not as good as you'd think
i mean, you get all the free cheese you could ever want, and the sex with attractiv females (or males if you are so inclined) is good an all, but the workload is huge and you dont get medical for 5 months
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# I guess
that delegation is out of the question.

FUCKSOCKS! I forgot about the total eclipse of the moon last night. Damn damn damn!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:34, archived)
# it was cloudy.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)
# Ah, but with a total eclipse of the moon
it would have been darker and cloudy. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# yeah sorry
was having a bad day so i took it off line
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:39, archived)
# the pizza!the pizza!the pizza!the pizza!the pizza!the pizza!the pizza!the pizza! etc...
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:28, archived)
# that
explains a lot
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:28, archived)
# why it wants to kill me, mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)
# be careful
I think you may have angered the beast by hurling it on the floor
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# did you get my last 4rthur?
sorry to be a moany cunt...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# yeah. i've been farting about with it for an hour or so
and fixed it, but now it's behaving like an arse in another way.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)
# haha!
typical. sorry, i just get very excitable with this kind of thing.....
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:34, archived)
# it's hard to debug when you're not running it on your own server
i have some work to be doing for tonight. mind if i give it a break for today?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)
# no problem.
as i said, i can keep doing things the old-fashioned way for now
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)
# any chance i could have the latest version
for my own learning purposes?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# mmm
pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)
# no. bad pizza.
bad.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# I still don't get
What the white things are supposed to do?
(poshphil, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)
# hold the slices apart.
just look at it. LOOK AT IT. WHAT FUCKING USE WERE THEY?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)
# Wow
they look like a really good invention.

Ive never seen them before actually.
(poshphil, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)
# The white trianglar tripod things
are to keep the box lid from squashing the pizza topping, and for fucking with everybody's mind to try and figure out what they do, like the little bags of silica you get in new handbags.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)
# why would you want the toppings not squashed,
one of the geat pleasures of take out pizza is the mangled toppings
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:39, archived)
# Yes but the cheese sticks to the lid
and because it mozzarella then that means nearly all your topping gone
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)
# tsk
but then you get to argue over who gets to pick at the box lid
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# In our house
that will be the two dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)
# you just don't know how to live it up
you lot
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:46, archived)
# I don't get out much
:(
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)
# salt
is that supposed to be to sook up any moisture in the air ... like when you get sachets of silica gel with electronic equipment?
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# That's what they would like us to thing
It's actually for the handbag fairies who like their fish & chips.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:46, archived)
# I thought it was to stop the top of the box squishing the pizza
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)
# You are correct - and today's prize
is a trip to Pizza Hut to look at people eating through the windows.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# Can't I get to do something
I don't normally do?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:41, archived)
# Okay you can go on a trip to laugh at the poor people
eating in "It's a Crappy Italian Pizza Parlour" down the road.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# Great!
*pulls on galoshes*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)
# Looks familiar
Maybe it's related to this guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)
# Efficient and space saving reply
10 PRINT "AAARRRGGHH!"
20 PRINT "THE FEAR!!"
30 GOTO 20
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:58, archived)
# hmm. evenin.
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:24, archived)
# awwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)
# wow!
that is gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)
# thats
nice
(glenbo, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:26, archived)
# wooeriffic
and yaytasitic
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:26, archived)
# aww!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:26, archived)
# want
one
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:28, archived)
# That is so cute
but I bet it's evil
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)
# more....
than likely knowing my sense of humour, but today have been more fluffy.
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# How cute
That picture could go one of two ways.


Either something swoops down and eats it.


Or it goes RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATRRGHHHH.



Its still very wooey and yayey.
(poshphil, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)
# no.
I think it's happy just standing there.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# Actually the more I look at it
The more I think it's about to eat me.
(poshphil, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)
# oooh
that's a beauty!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)
[challenge entry] The suspense was more exciting than the picture, oh well
(Omad, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# 200 kb bmp
you can cock off, make that a jpeg NOW
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# it's a 200kb jpg.
how, i'm not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:16, archived)
# its a bmp
but he's changed the file extension
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:17, archived)
# Yes
google should be a source for pics.
Not the number of colors or file size.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)
# um?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:19, archived)
# i second that
um?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:19, archived)
# I third it
um?
(poshphil, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)
# is this a barbershop quartet?
um!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)
# Mr Sandmaaaaaaaan
bring me a dream
(Goodie, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)
# Oh Sir Sandgoblin,
bring me a dream,
with lots of hummus,
so I can shop the A-team...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:28, archived)
# Tra La La
Who knows?
(poshphil, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)
# Dibble de billibelery doobedobedobedo
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:23, archived)
# It's a maths thing
googol for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)
# ahhhh i getcha
its spelt differently though... named by a mathmeticians 5 year old daughter i believe
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)
# now you're being silly.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)
# ooh.
It only took 3 minutes for the correct answer this time.
My former work associates didn't have it right for over half an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:26, archived)
# I don't get it
Please explain!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:27, archived)
# a googol is a 1 with 100 noughts after it
10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)
# It's a number.
1x10^100
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)
# i decided to go for the retards explanation
myself
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)
# That's a
mongolplex you're thinking of.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:31, archived)
# the definition of a horde?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# Here we go:
One thousand = 1 with 3 zeros
One million = 1 with 6 zeros (at least in US)
One trillion = 1 with 12 zeros

Googol = 1 with 100 zeros
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)
# oh fine out retardify me why doncha
hmpf
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# I
be the champeen retard.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)
# maybe
it contains secret coded information about Department II of Smersh?
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)
# or a big willy.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)
# perhaps both
who knows what smersh is up to these days?
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)
# maybe it contains the upload codes?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)
# You like bag, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:23, archived)
# the codes
the codes for uplaoding?
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)
# Man
Even on broadband that took a while to load.
(Timmy (Esq), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:24, archived)
# i still actually havn't bothered waiting for it
lifes too short
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:26, archived)
# i lose.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# haha!
bless you, and your tribulations
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)
# I've just realised
That's not Robbie Williams.


Now I get it.
(poshphil, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)
# may I ask
what does this have to do with crap inventions by Q?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Erm...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# very monkeon
:) woo
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# woo!
that's cracking!

go cats!
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:06, archived)
# I laughed at the pic
And now I'm laughing at the woo too.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)
# hehehe
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# he is you know
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)
# wahey!
for boobies!


and the pic
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)
# absolutely
brilliant!!
(Corn Dog, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:14, archived)
# hehehe
woo
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:16, archived)
# Yay!
Woo! And Boobies!
(poshphil, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:23, archived)
# tee hee
boobies

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:23, archived)
# aww shit. i dropped my pizza while it was in the box
and now it looks like a shrapnel victim.

(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:02, archived)
# and it has those
little triangles from every second counts!
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# shit load of good those did.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# beee-youp!
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
meat feast?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# yup.
now gone cold. i feel like pengy.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# cold pizza rocks
tis my favourite breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# it does
but this was my first hot meal in 3 days
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:06, archived)
# yowzers
don't your halls have a micro or something you could use?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)
# catered, so no kichens
and my meal card has run out
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)
# curses
erm...take the heatsink off your processor and reheat it on that
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)
# laptop.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)
# crap
i'm out of ideas then
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:13, archived)
# set it doing some rendering or summat
turn it upside down, and cook on that
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:16, archived)
# if the sas ever write a geek survival guide
that'll be in it, no fear
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:16, archived)
# or do as i did
and ask it tocalculate the 10^17th prime
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)
# you'll not starve!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)
# i crashed my computer and wouldn't boot up after that
had to reinstall windows, it sems to have cooked my audio controller too
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)
# i'm pretty sure you did something wrong somewhere
but i can't for the life of me work out what it was
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)
# erm.. yes i rather assumed i had
still it hasn't taken me long to get my old settings straight but i'll have to wait till tuesday for any sound
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)
# stoooodent!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)
# student life is shit.
all work, no beer, no sex.
prmph.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)
# you're doing it wrong
try doing a bit less work. the rest should follow
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)
# and a little less b3ta
perhaps


sorry
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:12, archived)
# b3ta makes you sexier
but it deprives you of face-to-face interaction. as it were. um.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:14, archived)
# it made me
13 stone sexier, now the ladies cant keep away!


because i have my own gravitational pull :'(
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)
# cor
that's a statistic you can take to the bank. or the pie shop.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)
# man that sucks :(
i just went to McWhatever to get a Mc Fucking Tasy Big Fucker meal, and they got me a coffee, then fucking WENT HOME!! and left me standing there with no FOOD after taking my fucking money! I told them though - I walked out!! That'll show em!
(joshwa ultra lurker, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# you can get food at those places?
i cast doubt upon that
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)
# i've still got a gap in my stomach and £3.69 less in my pocket.
chuffin theives!
(joshwa ultra lurker, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)
# they went home while you were in the restaurant?
you should have jumped the counter and got it yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# i did think about chucking the coffee at them
but they have cctv these days
(joshwa ultra lurker, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:16, archived)
# a friend of mine when i was at school
once jumped over an unattended fast food counter and yelled into the microphone "whopper! fuck!". we laughed at the time. much later it turned out that he had schizophrenia and had to be institutionalized.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)
# imagine if it wasnt in the box though?
you'd have to clean it out of the carpet
(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# ummm
what was on the pizza?
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:06, archived)
# not sure anymore
but it's left good blood splatters
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)
# I couldn't resist doing this...

clicky go Gladys!
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# ow
bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# Who's
the chap near the back on the right?
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:16, archived)
# i'd be gladys
given a choice
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:00, archived)
# I want to be Gladys!
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:00, archived)
# Everyone loves Gladys!
print your own!
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:02, archived)
# i just clicked that and
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# Yay
*prints and sticks to face*
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# ewww
your face is that sticky?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:06, archived)
# sticky...
because of Gladys?

SICK!
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)
# my lipgloss is
:S
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)
# i remember you
you're the person who used to have the mr pringles disguise kit pic in the profile
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)
# WILF LUNN!
ptf...pringles....
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)
# i apologise
i'm just amazed i can remember anything from that long ago, normally after remembering my own ame i need a sit down and a glass of water
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)
# so you only remember that pic?
geez...
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)
# also that you were blonde
and had a very posh study
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:14, archived)
# lol
allright, Im glad you remember me a bit though
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# quite alright
i've amazed myself, time to finish my coffee i think
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Oops
(byebye, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# heheh
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)
# Zzzzap.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:55, archived)
# cocks
that must hurt
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:57, archived)
# eep
*covers nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Listen carefully
You can send a message from anywhere in the world with this equipment bond


(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)
# it's sunday night on b3ta, who cares what pictures we see
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)
# i do....
pigeons are good to see... specially if they explode too
(I helped save b3ta! Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# !
AND IF THEY DON'T???!!!???
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)
# what.
college you in at lancaster?

i used to be in county.
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:54, archived)
# are you sure?
Mood Edit
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# that's the funniest thing i've seen you do
one of about 3 or 4 pictures here that have actually made me laugh aloud (i normally keep it in)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)
# it's the baby's expression
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# it's me,
when i was a lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)
# explains a lot
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:53, archived)
# from anywhere yes,
just a shame they don't go that far.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)
# there
capable of internation communication
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:47, archived)
# where?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:54, archived)
# from say france
to norway,

After all is it not the european swallow that migrates from tropical zones to temperate zones, perhaps carrying a coconut?
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# NO PYTHON!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)
# bond
looks like he's about to take a pot shot at one of them ... and he seems terribly pleased with himself about it
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:59, archived)
# THE RESULT IS IN....
Last week I asked a bunch of you to shop my boss, and you did, but i didn't think to make a note of who did what. Well, after debating which i liked best i left it up to 'my pictures screensaver' to choose for me. First out of the hat was this one...



I will be donating on behalf of the winner as soon as they own up. and i shall be posting the picture in the office at work too... where my boss spends a lot of time skiving

Thanks to everyone who entered... next time she's stupid enough to leave a photo not nailed down, it might be you that wins.
(I helped save b3ta! Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:34, archived)
# thats a woman???
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# i think....
that was said the first time round too he he... it's official then, my boss looks like a man.

i shall be sure to tell her
(I helped save b3ta! Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)
# it's my picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# It's my picture
and it's also my wife's.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)
# Very
odd pic
(Jimmaw, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)
# Prince Gladys
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)
# sunshine wood
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)
# sunshine
did.

twice.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)
# i thought it was
thrice!

with rice
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)
# Was the fourth
with the mice?
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:34, archived)
# and
Obie Trice.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:34, archived)
# ...
who didn't...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Bell Division, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)
#
Sunshine Would
Sunshine Would
Riding In The Glen...
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)
# ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)
# you're very good
at putting me off my stroke.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)
# t'is the power of
GLADYS!
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)
# I used to have a mate who would
ring me up and say

"I'm just having a wank, say something dirty to finish me off"
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# hahahahaha.
quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)
# just for you, SSG
Something to help your 'stroke'.
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# Is that what its
called these days?

.
(emptyspace, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# it's what i call it these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)
# What does this say for the band
(of the same name)

.
(emptyspace, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)
# I think
he might be fond of them...
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# How odd!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:34, archived)
# finally got round to it
It's CowJam you muppet!

*feels slightly satisfied now*
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# i like it
disgusting'

hehe
(Corn Dog, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:15, archived)
# hehe
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:15, archived)
# hmmm... i just woke up
yay for me
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:17, archived)
# mmmmmm
seedless?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:16, archived)
# What does it taste like?
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:17, archived)
#
how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# Jam-maker?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)
# Salty
at least that's what my lass told me CowJam tastes like..
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:21, archived)
# aaahhh..
have one of these:
(gumboots, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)
# high
cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:28, archived)
# aye
but it took 700 years and 4,618 dead cows before I found those.
(gumboots, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:30, archived)
# hehehehe
i like i like!
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:10, archived)
# eep
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:10, archived)
# Is That from
Carry on Queen

.
(emptyspace, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# Nah.
Not enough guitars.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# shut it you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)
# Anybody mind if I propose a mini-challenge?
What Prince Charles really did.

You know you want to.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# sounds like a good plan
but what if the lawyers hear?

who gives a fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)
# Jesus
That's who
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# but
does anyone really give a fuck if jesus gives a fuck these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:16, archived)
# Fair point
well made.


Prince Charles bums cripples
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:17, archived)
# Jesus
who?

.
(emptyspace, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# I'm pretty certain he said something
sensible about architecture.
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# He said:
"one is all gay"

.
(emptyspace, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:16, archived)
# "ones all gay"
(Not very much gravitas at all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)
# If it wasn't for the fact
That we'd all get done for liable, I'd love that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)
# i dont get it
(Corn Dog, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# Oooh
matron!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# Ooooh!
[insert name of senior household manservant]!
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# gotta be careful with that shit,
xfm ran a comp, and it was films fans of royal conspiracy theories would like, i got third with "silence of the maam", so it has to be something that parrallels the allegation, and therefore is not liablous
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:17, archived)
# yes
uh?
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:18, archived)
# Don't worry
I know of what he speaks, although the legal position is nowhere near as secure as that.

But who cares, do whatever anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# Was Charle's caught in
the legal position?

.
(emptyspace, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
someone ran a comp and no-one got in trouble?

fucking cracking story
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 18:19, archived)

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