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compo flea toast

click for biggism

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ashurek, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)

I'd much prefer a pingouin

to Pammy.

lazygamer, if you're still about, I've just sent you an 4rthur :)

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Lora, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)

I know rugby is shit but

C'mon Quo!

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Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)

Take that back cunty

or I'll have your balls for hat pompoms.

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Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)

Are you getting all upset?

Rugby is for gays.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)

Shut up

Dawn. Just shut up.

We all know you're a man.

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Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)

Projecting your sick little fantasies on me won't help your spiritual dissolution.

I can do it like a man, if you want.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)

No one likes you.

Not even God.

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Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:45, archived)

Funny old world

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)

The dog patrol was a real hit with the locals

(Guy Warley, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)

but when the enemy learned how to use bones

they were all by useless

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)

he'd take my rabbit I fear...

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Baron von Twuntenstein, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:33, archived)

Afghan militia?

spectacularrr.

(Mr_Sideways, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)

Spencer's colleagues never figured out...

...why he was so tremendously successful in his job as a security officer.

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account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)

Eeeeeeuuuw!

I can see his bifter.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)

um.. isn't a bifter

a joint?

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Sixola, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)

Isn't a joint a cock?

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)

isnt a cock *insert annoying troll*

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Ulic hissing slightly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:33, archived)

Insert cock into annoying troll?

You dirty fudgepacker.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)

aaargghh

kill it

edit:and what the hell is it?

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rosey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)

looks

like a naked mole rat

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Tedmus, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)

That's Officer

NMR to you.

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Jay, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)

it's a...

...naked mole rat aka sand puppy aka sand rat aka Heterocephalus glaber!

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account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)

Looks like

a Naked Mole Rat

(Astatine, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)

He's certainly better looking than most officers

And probably cleverer

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)

TJ : woo

the jacko on the run from the front page has already been nicked by www.boreme.com/bm/fr.htm ! either that or it was visa versa??

In fact half the fucking pics are from here!!

yay to the pic though

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)

My lord!

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sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)

Bugger

Now that's an ugly meatball.

no, seriously, who'd want HIM in their spaghetti?

(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:35, archived)

Ramadan-a-DingDong

Not sure anyone will get this!

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)

Showaddywaddy doing a duet with

Islamarama?

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pxyzyzygy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)

i'm holding out for a hero...

probably been done by now

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bounder not here that often, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)

even if it has

it's unlikely to be as stylish as this.

woo!

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kitty_cat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)

Sniff!

Thats lovely :-)

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)

Michael Dearest

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sparky, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)

Which one is Micheal?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)

nice

I love his expression there.
"What me?"

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Jay, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)

watermelon off

only post shopped pix.

What the hell?!?! swear filter?!?!?

watermelon! cranberry! shit! cock!

AAHHH Thats so gay.. i thought the first rule of b3ta was that there were no rules?

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)

indeed

(Barry Bethal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:09, archived)

Joan Crawford would turn in her grave!

She didn't watermelon kids, she just beat 'em up!

Look, is there some kind of cuntbubble Mary Whitehouse influence over this site? Dawn doesn't like being censored, unless she's exposing herself.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:24, archived)

aaaarrrggghh!!

Kill it!

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)

badger

repost for comp

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*lou, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)

Can I call your moist flaps?

What number are they on ?

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:21, archived)

26774 6788377

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*lou, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)

that number

doesn't work.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)

extension

13456

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)

Damn.

Line's busy.

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)

is it me

or does his head look a bit detached

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)

Its you.

Your head looks...etc.

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)

yoooooo

try photoshopping whilst simultaneously trying to put together a 200 page tender

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*lou, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:24, archived)

What, is that like a paper boat?

Jesus

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pxyzyzygy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)

aaarrrrrrrrrrrr

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)

Yaarrrrr!

Roleplaying badger pirateyness.

(FuzzKat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)

I'd like to extend my overdraft please..?

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Sixola, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)

Tusk tusk..

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)

That one on the left looks like Pink.

I hate Pink.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)

How do you feel about

Al Green?

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)

I feel sticky but cold.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)

I like a bit of pink

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Jay, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)

a wise selection of bank teller

monkey business consultants are the best.

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Shakmaaaaa!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)

....sorry was that ment to be working animals....

(Tesla, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)

Ha ha

stroke it hard!

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)

Bloody squirrels!

(dirtyhippy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)

hahaha

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)

That child

has a clove of garlic for a head.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:24, archived)

Naw,

It's a lovely warm bobble hat.
Damn optimisations!

(dirtyhippy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:25, archived)

That's SO racist.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)

evil!

woo!

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stup0t, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)

haha for psycho squirrel

(dognutz, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)

well if everyone else is pearoasting

ballet kit?

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kitty_cat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:17, archived)

I find that strangely arousing

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sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)

you would

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)

So would Sunshine

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sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:21, archived)

well that goes without saying

I assume he's gonna star in your films?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)

can she, too?

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kitty_cat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:25, archived)

yes please!

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sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)

Well, if you're going to...

(Astatine, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:21, archived)

The tramp definitely needed a break

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blupp relaxes harder, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:17, archived)

ve us your money?

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)

bigger hands than this one:

also more serious of course

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blupp relaxes harder, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)

A tiny cat commuter on the tube.

(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:17, archived)

That's lovely!

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sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:17, archived)

He's so small and vulnerable

but he's walking with confidence. What a star.

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chthonic, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)

That's probably the coke

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sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:21, archived)

Mr Landau

doesn't do coke.

(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)

(dognutz, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)

he can't come out tonight

he has to return some videos

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)

Captivating

That photo is so compelling!

(TANKERx, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)

Da Pimp Chimp:

bigger isn't always better
/Repost Whore!

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sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)

are you sure

pimp is a job?
woo to the pic

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)

Fairly sure....

...More of a career I suppose.

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sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:17, archived)

pimping is THE job

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MONO!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)

I always figured

it was kind of a calling

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dotmund .co.uk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)

if anyone calls me i usually dont answer

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MONO!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)

Is that a water pistol he has there?

woo yay!

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dotmund .co.uk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)

who's your daddy?

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Tedmus, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)

You are baby

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)

George W Bush the Monkey-Whore!

Striking resemblance...

(Mr Joe Bangles, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)

it's not just bush who resembles an ape,

many apes resemble bush

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)

have a cool woo

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parsley, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:21, archived)

Snippety Snip

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)

hehe

lobsters ar so gay

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)

Supergay.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)

Ace!

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Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)

Camp lobsters

are seriously woo!

(Astatine, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)

WOoga!

lovely!

(nebulous, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)

Maybe it's not such a good idea

As this archive footage shows

(brainflakes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)

Poor Bubbles!

Imagine having to end up with a job in IT after all that luxurious (if disturbing) living.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)

...

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The Neville What what what, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)

wooooooooooo!

fantastic!

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evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)

Hahahaha!

That's the funniest thing I've seen all day! Woo to you!

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)

that looks like a warning sign for a packet of fags

very woo still

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MONO!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)

Warning!

Sparrows can seriously kill you and damage your babies and your house and burn your pets

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The Neville What what what, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)

Warning

The surgeon general says that smoking may cause enormous mutant birds to make nuicances of themselves at the office.

(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:17, archived)

Don't you mean...

NUANCES?

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)

I dont know why

but that made me chuckle out loud.

Woo to you

(Goodie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)

sparrows=great

which one is Dave?
Is he a lurker?

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Shakmaaaaa!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)

class

koowah le tee

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)

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dotmund .co.uk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)

woo yay!

Giraffes are wicked.

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Shakmaaaaa!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)

reeeeepost

but the prescription was foolproof.

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clangers, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)

may I?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)

you love it?

Don't you!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)

they

don't half make her arse look big.

/trinny&susannah

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chthonic, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)

indeed

it should be vertical stripes
far more slimming.
or is it horizontal?

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clangers, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)

Any fool knows those are foxy fishnets.

Tsk.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)

why not

knock yourself out.
hehe

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clangers, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 14:17, archived)

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