Arrr, she was a hoary old beast
I think mebbe I startled her
it gets bigger
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:31,
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it gets bigger
yay!
logged on quick cos i'm bored
you've made my possible bollocking worthwhile
yay!
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:33,
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you've made my possible bollocking worthwhile
yay!
Noooooooo
Here have a biccy and a hug before you go
I just dont want you too get in trouble
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:36,
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I just dont want you too get in trouble
Just before the picture was taken...
...her pimp had given her a can of pop with ink around the edges.
Oh, those pimps... they're kidders!
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:33,
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Oh, those pimps... they're kidders!
Quaid!
open your mind Quaid...
well that's what it reminded me of! Woo!
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:27,
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well that's what it reminded me of! Woo!
looks like
the two men are embarrased by something the grinning tum just said
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:34,
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urm im not sure at the mo
but definatley somewhere there. where the safeway is at the mo if you know where that is ( coz i dont)
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:27,
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1am pearoast
Posted this at 1am last night after I came home last night.
Not many people commented on it but im really chuffed with it considering i was highly under the influence at the time :D
I know its more of a Weebl and Bob thing but i was inspired by Rob's laser pelvic thrusts and just had to make this.
Note: It was 1 am at the time so i took the pic myself maybe next time ill get video thrusting action ;)
Click for flashiness
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:19,
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Not many people commented on it but im really chuffed with it considering i was highly under the influence at the time :D
I know its more of a Weebl and Bob thing but i was inspired by Rob's laser pelvic thrusts and just had to make this.
Note: It was 1 am at the time so i took the pic myself maybe next time ill get video thrusting action ;)
Click for flashiness
not the same but its stuck in my head
You created a rift within me
Now there have several complications
that have left me feeling nothing
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:29,
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Now there have several complications
that have left me feeling nothing
if any one wants to see a pointless amatuer animations
your welcome to!
www.freewebs.com/jp246/cheese.htm
~700kb
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:17,
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www.freewebs.com/jp246/cheese.htm
~700kb
I find it sickening that I am scared to click that link in case goatse popups come up
*clicks anyway*
*watches*
nice... very rathergood-ish (and yes, that is a compliment)
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:22,
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*watches*
nice... very rathergood-ish (and yes, that is a compliment)
bah freewebz
ive blocked all freewebs accounts because they use an activex control on their site to deliver ads that is classed as possible spyware
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:36,
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good lord
that took me nearly 10 mins to understand
hehehe woo though
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:24,
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hehehe woo though
finally got it.
that's the maddest pun I've ever seen.
Hat's off to you!
w/y/h!
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:26,
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Hat's off to you!
w/y/h!
*arf*
Bestest thing ever!
It's like, lord of the rings meets interweb meets wicked music from before i was born. Hoorah!
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:28,
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It's like, lord of the rings meets interweb meets wicked music from before i was born. Hoorah!
Before you were born!
lord, I feel old now :(
edit: in fact the way I look, I'd qualify for next year's old age pension
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:30,
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edit: in fact the way I look, I'd qualify for next year's old age pension
if by 'we' you mean everyone
and by 'this' you mean your mum, then yup.
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:17,
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Looks like...
... he's holding a see-through, purple stop sign. I may think this because I have to do my driving theory test soon, eek!
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:18,
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Q: You see a child playing in the road, do you
a) apply the brakes
b) hurl obscenities at him
c) offer him sweeties
d) run the fucker down?
It's hardly rocket science.
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:22,
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b) hurl obscenities at him
c) offer him sweeties
d) run the fucker down?
It's hardly rocket science.
I know... but I'll feel SUCH a twat if I fail.
Also, you may remember my birthdate. Now see how long it has taken me to book it!
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:23,
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Here is another:
Someone in another car is very following you very closely. Do you:
a) Speed up, then slam on the brakes, causing a huge pile up
b) drive into the hedge
c) slow down
d) Put all your lights on, including front and rear foglight?
Edit: good luck - you'll be fine
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:25,
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a) Speed up, then slam on the brakes, causing a huge pile up
b) drive into the hedge
c) slow down
d) Put all your lights on, including front and rear foglight?
Edit: good luck - you'll be fine
C seems logical... but what if they're driving really fast?
Then I'll piss them off and probably get rammed off the road. *Cries*
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:26,
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This might make you feel better:
Q: How would you check your horn is working?
a) Press the horn button (in a non-residential/built up area)
b) Eat a cheese sandwhich
c) Go to sleep
d) Eat a tuna sandwhich
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:29,
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a) Press the horn button (in a non-residential/built up area)
b) Eat a cheese sandwhich
c) Go to sleep
d) Eat a tuna sandwhich
a) Press the horn button (in a non-residential/built up area)
and not between the hours of 11pm and 7am.
Tra laaa!
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:30,
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Tra laaa!
Right, I'm off to watch Neighbours...
... anything to avoid exam revision.
Ta ra all!
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:36,
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Ta ra all!
i find 3 mph
to be the magic number, before they back off a bit
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:29,
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B
works all the time
name one problem that can not be solved by driving into a hedge.
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:27,
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name one problem that can not be solved by driving into a hedge.
The ever rising insurance?
But I am a girl, and they like girls!
Only a mere £800 for my car this year (a 1988 Mini, 998cc)!
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:29,
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Only a mere £800 for my car this year (a 1988 Mini, 998cc)!
Ram your car into a hedge with explosives inside, and walk/take bus/do anything else
thus you no longer need to pay your insurance and you get most of the money back
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:31,
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My car, my car, my beautiful car...
... and don't you 'Calm down, dear' me!
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:33,
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... and don't you 'Calm down, dear' me!
I wish I had a mini.
All I've got is a boring, vanilla flavoured Ford Fiesta.
Love the number plate!
edit: 'caro' is Spanish for expensive, as in
'mi coche es muy caro'
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:36,
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Love the number plate!
edit: 'caro' is Spanish for expensive, as in
'mi coche es muy caro'
A car-eating,
vampire bat lurking in a hedge. Or if you were driving along a stretch of road with a distinct lack of hedge-i-ness and anything happened
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:30,
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Drive your car into the hedge. The bet will reveal itself, allowing you to kill it.
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:34,
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Option d, of course.
Natural selection in demonstration - kid shouldn't have been playing in the road to start off with.
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:23,
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and
everyone knows at least one monger who fails (sometimes more than once)
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:26,
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I know two people who failed.
One person failed because they were using the question/answer bank from the previous year.
I think although they give you 1 hour to do the exam, it should only take you about 10 mins really.
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:33,
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I think although they give you 1 hour to do the exam, it should only take you about 10 mins really.
I can trump you....
I know someone who failed their theory test THREE, yes THREE times, then somehow managed to pass practical test 1st time.
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:36,
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But - how?
Some things, I guess, like marmite, and quantum physics, are just beyond comprehension.
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:41,
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hmm... d if it's a chav, b if it isn't, a if it's me, c if it's the child of anyone important?
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:24,
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Je voudrais
Le poisson - beaucoup des poissons, et un verre du lait.
ALLEZ!
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:21,
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ALLEZ!
hahah
40 of the 43 results for that word on google are from here. the other 3 are dictioanry sites saying "what the hell does that mean, do you mean emphasized?"
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:13,
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Is it me....
... or do they frequently have 'Hitler week', 'Stalin week' and 'Other glorious leader weeks'?
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:08,
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they had a programme about who shot the red baron last night.
went on for a chuffing hour, and I think the conclusion was 'some bloke with a gun'.
Classic.
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:10,
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Classic.
I barely watch anything other than the BBC and sometimes CH4.
Does that make me middle class?
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:12,
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when i was a kid
we weren't allowed to watch itv because it's too 'common'.
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:13,
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perhaps.
do you read the Daily Mail as well, and agree with everything they say?
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:13,
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No, thank heaven.
*coughs loudly* Telegraph and Observer *cough*
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:16,
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What are you doing? Stuffing the pages in your mouth?
No wonder you're coughing!
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:18,
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On Saturdays and Sundays it provides a meal for ALL the family...
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:20,
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Excuse my ignorance...
... but what the hell does gruaniad mean?
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:20,
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My parents read the Daily Mail
It's the main reason I left home
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:18,
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to you it may be erotic
but to some unsuspecting hotel staff this could look like some kind of dirty protest
/alan
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:07,
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/alan
"Don't come back tonight too late"
"Alright Mum, I'll take the phone!"
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:03,
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"Alright Mum, I'll take the phone!"
Haha...
Nice try. And no posting links to goatse saying that they show the splat either! I'm watching you.....
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:09,
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I wouldnt call that love I would call that
common fuckin courtesy!
Nice pic though:)
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:00,
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common fuckin courtesy!
Nice pic though:)
Good grief, Charlie Brown!
That one's rather fine.
I may have missed out on something totally bloody obvious... why a Womens Studies lecturer from University of Wisconsin???
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Thu 20 May 2004, 17:10,
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I may have missed out on something totally bloody obvious... why a Womens Studies lecturer from University of Wisconsin???
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