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# Vermeer's 'Dick Beattie in the House of Martha and Mary'

*cringe, runs away and hides*
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:58, archived)
# What will he do with us!!!


(big_bap, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:57, archived)
# You've been eating
too many of my WoganWheels ; )

(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:00, archived)
# arf and woo

pearoasty
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:00, archived)
# Christina Applegate
would get poked until her eyes bled if she ever came round mine.

100% of fact, that.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:05, archived)
[challenge entry] New Lifesize Barbie !!!


A hit with the boys too !!
(insaniac1, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:56, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:57, archived)
# ewww
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:58, archived)
# Errr...
yeees.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Greenbat, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:58, archived)
# is that Mr Gere's
small rodent in her mouth or does it just need a rinse out?
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:59, archived)
# i will never tell
well maybe... just needs to swallow....
(insaniac1, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Hello?
What about my rodent?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:07, archived)
# also
would
(Max Harvey, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:03, archived)
# did
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 23:58, archived)
# What will he do!


(big_bap, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:54, archived)
# he looks
strangely attractive there?
like a new romantic icon?
have a woo
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:56, archived)
# W00000GAN Mania!
the board is groaning under his weighty belly.

(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:57, archived)
# phwoar!
not to mention vulga's excellent: www.youareallcunts.com/users/vulga/b3ta/flash/wogan
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:58, archived)
# I love that
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:05, archived)
# Hahaha
Ace :p
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:54, archived)
# Arrggh!
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:54, archived)
# Lovely ladies?
which ones in particular?
(I helped save b3ta! Greenbat, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:56, archived)
# Any.
I'm really not at all fussy
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:57, archived)
# kill
(tomtom, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:55, archived)
# it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:55, archived)
# now
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:56, archived)
# otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:57, archived)
# I
(tomtom, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:58, archived)
# might
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:59, archived)
# wet
(tomtom, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:59, archived)
# my
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:59, archived)
# while
(tomtom, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:01, archived)
# i
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:02, archived)
# insert
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:02, archived)
# many
(tomtom, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:02, archived)
# rodents
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:03, archived)
# into
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:03, archived)
# my
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:04, archived)
# imaginary
(tomtom, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:05, archived)
# tent
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:06, archived)
# ticles
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:06, archived)
# .
(tomtom, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:06, archived)
# Once
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:07, archived)
# upon
(tomtom, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:09, archived)
# there
(I'm making this a chevron, backwards
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:08, archived)
# .
(oh, I see now)
(tomtom, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:11, archived)
# thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:58, archived)
# Not at all.
Unfortunately, my decorum has ruined a random conversation.

This is like when I bust the 'moon' bandwidth yesterday.

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:59, archived)
# *offers a Tunnock's coconut snowball*
cheer up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:02, archived)
# Thank 'ee!
*licks the mallow-y stuff out of the middle of the snowball*

*has packet of salt and vinegar crisps*

*eats outside bit*

*the best way, doncha know*
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:04, archived)
# *staggered*
I've never considered such a thing and having a break between consuming the various components of the snowball....

*runs off to get another one and a packet of Salt 'n' Vin' crisps*

I'll let you know how I get on!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:06, archived)
# Kill it Hard...
IT'S MACAULEY CAULKIN..... AARRGGHHH
(insaniac1, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:55, archived)
# nah
it's just some random kid
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:56, archived)
# He'll drown if
it rains. Good pic.
(Small Beer, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:57, archived)
# Gnuh?
I thought that was if you had no eyebrows.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:58, archived)
# arrrggghhh
scary
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:02, archived)
# Ahhh we can only dream!

(big_bap, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:53, archived)
# look at the buggers face
happy as larry
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:54, archived)
# .
Don't blame him
(I helped save b3ta! Greenbat, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:55, archived)
# ha ha
class m8
(I helped save b3ta! flares, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:56, archived)
# Wogano!!!!!!

(big_bap, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:52, archived)
# It smells
like guiness and wee.

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:53, archived)
# W00000!
Have a repost

(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:55, archived)
# HAHA! Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:00, archived)
# now THAT is a rather good film
the original I mean... although casting Wogan could have been box office genius...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Lest we forget

God bless that versatile Sinclair C5.
(Burt Reynolds, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:51, archived)
# Kerist, somebody finally
found a use for them. :)
(Small Beer, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:53, archived)
# have a hoopla
now say sorry to Sir Clive you can't be a genius all your life
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:53, archived)
# It should have been him!

(big_bap, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:44, archived)
# Yes it should.

*cough*'*cough*
(Small Beer, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:46, archived)
# maybe it was????
he is getting on a bit after all!
(Lady has been spooked by a duck, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:47, archived)
# Take that Ainsley, ya bug eyed twat!

repost fae ages ago
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:48, archived)
# I recognise that Wogan
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:50, archived)
# Oh gawd.
It's Barbara Werner all over again...!
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:49, archived)
# Nooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooetc
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:50, archived)
# Yessssss!!


Don't mess, right!

; )
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:51, archived)
# So,
big_bap, Golden Fanjita, restlesstemp, pantseatflyer are all the same person?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:51, archived)
# Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:51, archived)
# Í have my suspicions...
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:55, archived)
# No,
surely not pantseatflier! Say it ain't so!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:54, archived)
# Well, let's look at the evidence:
a) all of them are singularly uncommunicative - they come, they post, they go. You very rarely see them comment on anybody else's work or engage in a dialogue.

b) the über-memes.

c) 'cos they are.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:57, archived)
# Mmmmh,
OK, you've convinced me.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:58, archived)
# Nah
Golden and Restless talk quite a lot. I think it is an insult to PSF
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:59, archived)
# Yeah,
what he said

/confused
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:01, archived)
# golden and PSF
are much better at photoshopping than me.

and their styles are all different.

and this bip_bap fellow's just taking the piss with the amount of stuff he's posting at once.

(restlesstemp, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Restlesstemp
did a very PSF post t'other day, then claimed no knowledge of PSF
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:04, archived)
# but it had peter hain in it
(restlesstemp, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:06, archived)
# W00YAYHOOPLAPANOWIE!
excuse my Woganated exhuberance, please.

Teh new ubermeme..?
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:52, archived)
# Pretty what?!?!?!


(big_bap, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:42, archived)
# big i would say
don't tell me there is to be a wogan B/W
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:44, archived)
# there's
already been an entire woganwig compo...
(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:45, archived)
# well yes
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:46, archived)
# and
that would be a "band wogan" *tadaaa!*
(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:49, archived)
# that's in my profile
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:53, archived)
# slightly
more attractive than the origional wide mouth frog. woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:45, archived)
# who is
Richared?
(I helped save b3ta! flares, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:45, archived)
# Brother of the
more famous Richard.
(Small Beer, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:48, archived)
# the eyes are different
that's how you tell
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:52, archived)
# ALFIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:41, archived)
# Pukka up girl

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:42, archived)
# jesus that's wrong
in such a good way
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:42, archived)
# all i can
think of is all that room for the bukkake.

/b3ta addled mind
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:43, archived)
# GNOPS!
That is some serious lemon suckage going on right there!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:45, archived)
#

episode 1
episode 2
(restlesstemp, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:40, archived)
# that is
fucking awesome - my first real belly laugh of the day!

i like the bit where he calls them yellow benders
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:42, archived)
# pffft
mentalist
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:47, archived)
# Must get my hearing tested.

Apologies for crap punnage.
(I helped save b3ta! Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:39, archived)
# ha ha
nice and tenuous
(I helped save b3ta! flares, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:41, archived)
# Farrah
Forceps?
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:43, archived)
# Indeed...
..possibly slightly-tenuous plastic surgery connection.. FREE!
(I helped save b3ta! Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I didnt know it could do this!

(big_bap, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:37, archived)
# Post da pic
no need to link it!

hatstand

Edit: oh, you did.
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:40, archived)
# Is that Mr. Alfie?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:43, archived)
# i think it is!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:46, archived)
# Flew off early in the haze of dawn in a metal dragon lost in time
(Pelle ghola, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:31, archived)
# that is
so poetic... quite dark, but very woo...
(insaniac1, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:34, archived)
# is that a plane being chased
by a wave?
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:38, archived)
# oh like the great wave
but updated now parcel force don't use rowing boats?
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:39, archived)
# Is that
the Enola Gay on a particular august morning?
(TheHorseWithSteelFrame Self-referencing comment in the third person, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:41, archived)
# or is it
a canadair??
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:41, archived)
# Feeling Peckish?
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:28, archived)
# its the jam ones as well
yummy

w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:28, archived)
# *froths*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:29, archived)
# *hands a tissue*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:33, archived)
# *blows nose*
thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:38, archived)
# He is
a fruity, jammy old TOG.

*bleaches mind*
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:30, archived)
# !
the thought of putting Wogan in my mouth is not good.

Woo the idea
(BadgerPirate, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:30, archived)
# bleaurch!
(Wogan is my hero)

/sad life
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:31, archived)
# clearly
If Wogan was your hero you would willingly play his pink oboe
(BadgerPirate, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:35, archived)
#

!
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:35, archived)
# Mine too
I have a signed piccy of him :)

/even sadder
(Shatner's Bassoon, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:35, archived)
# You have
a great username AND Wogan's signature..?!!!?

*goes to Shatner's house to steal all his worldly goods*
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:36, archived)
# I've got Whiteley's somewhere, too
His handwriting is like that of a drunken spack-crab.
(Shatner's Bassoon, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 13:09, archived)
# Haha!
I like that a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:32, archived)
# Cheers like =)
psst, Wogan lives in my profile
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:35, archived)
# So he does!
I'm very impressed - go on, fess up! Are you a TOG?
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:37, archived)
# Through and through.
/ham
/Pinot Grigot
/Is It ME?
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:38, archived)
# 'Ning all
Could somebody please tell me how to save clips from the BBC motion gallery?
And so this isn't a threadwaste, have this
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:26, archived)
# I have no idea
but I love the picture :)
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:27, archived)
# I also like the wee wibbly thing.
Don't know how to do the clip thing, though.

Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:28, archived)
# I love you
lets be sisters
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:29, archived)
# Yay!
As long as everybody understands that we're sisters and not 'special friends' like the Speedway chick and the lezzer from Fame Academy.

(the Scottish Sun's front-page splash - must a slow day in the real world)
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:31, archived)
# Don't worry
they just haven't met the right cockman yet.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:31, archived)
# Oh go on
be special friends

I'll give you a Jaffa Cake
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:32, archived)
# Do not try to tempt me with tangy orange-and-chocolate-based confectionary.
I am firm.

FPM is my sister.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:33, archived)
# I also am firm



(sorry I'm an a silly mood)
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:35, archived)
# Firm eh?

*squeeze*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:36, archived)
# *squeezes back*
Hmmm, indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:43, archived)
# what is a Jaffa Cake?
Supermoore and SSG tried to explain them to me when they visited, but I still don't get it...

/American

edit: and no we will not be special friends. we are true b3tans. we love teh cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:33, archived)
# spongecake
with orange jelly on top and then a coating of dark chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:35, archived)
# weird
I like Krispy Kream donuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:36, archived)
# indeed
www.dreamwater.org/itlandm/jun99/di990620.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:36, archived)
# "Your browser sent a request the server could not understand"
Why, is it speaking fucking Swahili or something?
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:41, archived)
# Fuck knows

Works if i refresh it
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:49, archived)
# possibly the one thing in the world
more arousing than ladies being "special friends"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:37, archived)
# what about
ladies being special friends whilst eating jaffa cakes naked?
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:38, archived)
# Please stop
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:39, archived)
# *faints*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:43, archived)
# meh
they're alright for cheap, shitty biscuity things, I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:39, archived)
# I haven't actually eaten one
for years
and am not likely to unless anybody fancies giving me a new pancreas
but my childhood memories have to take exception to your ambivalence
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:43, archived)
# We do love teh cock.
We have taken a vow.

Jaffa Cakes - possibly the best cake / biscuit crossovers in the world. A bed of moist sponge topped with tangy, juicy, squidgy orange stuff, smothered in chocolate. Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:36, archived)
# I shall have to try some in Manchester
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:37, archived)
# Me and some Jaffa Cakes
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:38, archived)
# best
grooming
ever
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:44, archived)
# Thanks
I do try
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:45, archived)
# *grooms*

Hccccchkkcckchhckk!!!

*hairball*

(never grows tired for me)
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:47, archived)
# a sponge biscuit
with a tangy orange jelly bit in the middle covered in chocolate. they am teh tasty
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:39, archived)
# Jaffa Cake
nooooo! I have just realised that living in India may mean I am 5000 miles away from the nearest jaffa-cake outlet. Gosh, how can I have not noticed? I've nearly been here a year. *Thinks about setting up an import business*
(jimllbreakit might actually have a job now... woo!, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:43, archived)
# <whisper>
the URI for the media file is in the page source (I think they're most/all .asx files)

disclaimer: copyright theft is bad

</whisper>
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:28, archived)
# I wasn't gonna steal it :|
Just turn a bit into a gif :(
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:30, archived)
# 'sOK ...
I'm not a lawyer and I don't work for auntie beeb

I can't imagine pootling one of their treefrog videos is going to bankrupt them

(it's not like stealing large and expensive pieces of image editing software ... *stares pointedly at the class over the top of horn-rimmed spectacles*)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:33, archived)
# I've had much worse
than image editing software :P
ALOT more expensive :P
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:35, archived)
# syphilis?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:38, archived)
# No
AIDs actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:42, archived)
# Create account.
Log in.
Download.

Ah, I see. What they said above.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:28, archived)
# repost?
no clue, post url will see.
(BadgerPirate, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:29, archived)
# Those in the front
row will get wet...



/coat /ticket /Hull
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:26, archived)
# Oooo that is bad!
But very funny.

Mercedes to Hull for you!
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:27, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Good one.

Stupid bitch. My dad died three weeks before her, no-one's proposed constructing a water-filled version of the M8 in his memory.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:28, archived)
# but if you did
I bet it'd get in the newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:29, archived)
# I would hope so
I'd cry
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:30, archived)
# *laughs*
*thinks better of it*
Sorry 'bout yer Dad, but that was funny:)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:30, archived)
# Ah, 's alright, dying's a bit of a habit in my family!
If anyone would like to construct a memorial to my dad, I will happily supply them with Starmix and twigs.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:32, archived)
# I despise Diana
More jokes, mockery and bad taste please.
The overated slag is dead, so more things to irritate pram faces with a Diana calender.
That's it.
(Disco_rhino, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:29, archived)
# Dodi, take me up the tunnel
and make me scream.
(BadgerPirate, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:32, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
*falls over*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:34, archived)
# sarcasm
or a real effect of gravity ?
(BadgerPirate, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:36, archived)
# No, not
sarcasm, that really did make me laugh a lot...but I didn't really fall over...just stuck that in for effect.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:38, archived)
# You look tired luv
have a pilla
(its a bloody shambles, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:35, archived)
# didn't realise Dodi was a chav.
(BadgerPirate, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:37, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:35, archived)
# hehehehehehheheheheheheeh
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:35, archived)
# Diss diana
would make a good compo me thinks?

....or not
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:36, archived)
# Best compo ever
and sure to make it into the Daily Mail.
(Disco_rhino, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:38, archived)
# Gets my
vote!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:40, archived)
# hmm
unchanged slogan:
avoid the mourning after -- don't drink and drive.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:38, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:30, archived)
# some motherf*ckers do av em "oooo Betty"
(Sigma5, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:18, archived)
# T/J Woo, etc
Can someone recommend a RSS reader that lets you group all the new posts from all your channels in one view?

It's pissing me off having to go through all my channels just to see nothing's happening.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:19, archived)
# I don't have the first
clue what you're talking about.

/A bit stupid)
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:20, archived)
# news feeds from sites
so you don't have to visit said sites, or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:26, archived)
# You
and the rest of the universe
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:26, archived)
# I
think Amphetadesk does that.
(Small Beer, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:30, archived)
# I tried that
but can't see how to organise tarticles that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:33, archived)
# Michelle Dotrice...
Mmmmmmm...
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:19, archived)
# Felicity Kendal
mmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:21, archived)
# Goddess in a woolly jumper.
(Small Beer, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:22, archived)
# thirded
/kinky
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:25, archived)
# Best bottom in the world, ever
100% fact
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:32, archived)
# the photo in link bellow shows she loves only me SFW
www.guardian.co.uk/arts/reviews/story/0,11712,705355,00.html
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:37, archived)
# Very true.....
but i hate to think of the consequences when The Equalizer finds out what Betty's been up to...
(Agrajag, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:22, archived)
# Hehe,
class as usual!

woo
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:21, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:23, archived)
# ho ho
that face really was asking for it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 12:26, archived)

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