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# guess who this is
(Corn Dog, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:33, archived)
# sue pollard
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:35, archived)
# POLLARD !
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:37, archived)
# Close......
... it's obviously* Richard Briers... weeping because Sue Pollard will not get it on with him.....

*may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:45, archived)
# the good life wouldnt have been such a success with
sue pollard me thinks
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:46, archived)
# Haha......
... quite right.......

Felicity Kendal in The Good Life... Prettiest TV girl ever.... Even after all these years....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:51, archived)
# think
more along the lines of george walker bush
(Corn Dog, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 3:21, archived)
# i made a pet mouse


would anyone else like one ?

just name the colour and possible situation of your mouse (keep simple)
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:17, archived)
# Is it possible......
... that you could manage a heliotrope mouse.... caught baking cheese scones....?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:20, archived)
# i will make one based on your name
lord floaty - that will be easier :)

what colour would you like ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:23, archived)
# As above... heliotrope purple.....
... that would be a thing of much loveliness....

/very drunk......
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:27, archived)
# i have no idea what you mean


but here is your mouse ^
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:34, archived)
# Nor do I.
That makes me very happy though.... Thanks....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:40, archived)
# I would like a black mouse.
But I would like it to be real (you get the picture).
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:23, archived)
# a bit quick


but here you go :)
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:39, archived)
# Yay, I like my mouse :^D




No bridge, though.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:41, archived)
# what
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:24, archived)
# Green
sliding down Nelson Mandela.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:24, archived)
# very nice.
i've been listening to magical trevor for over an hour and ten minutes without stopping. i've started to have thoughts about stopping.
(schnurricane, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:30, archived)
# can i have a crippled pink one
wearing glasses
driving a wheelchair
with a speech computer thing

Thankyou!
(I helped save b3ta! ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:30, archived)
# if you are still here


mouse :)
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:47, archived)
# oh yes!!
that is fucking awesome!!
lol
thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:52, archived)
# aww, i would
very much like one,

a loris in a fez blowing it out of a pipe...
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:52, archived)
# ok
explain "loris" though please

and last one tonight people :)
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:56, archived)
# it's a bit like this:


:)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:59, archived)
# your mouse sir


sorry bout the lack of ^
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 3:08, archived)
# i want one!
a black one with darkish blue stripes ^_^
oh...and it will be eating an ice cream sunday!

(thank you in advance)
(conspiracyx, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:57, archived)
# groan



(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:12, archived)
# I love your sperm
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:13, archived)
# I'm far
too drunk to respond to that messa...oh, I did!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:16, archived)
# Well it is quarter past fucking two
I haven't been up this late in about two years.
Fucking hell.
I'm OLD.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:17, archived)
# I know the
feeling, I've just been watching Star Trek on sky got back from a club!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:19, archived)
# I went into a dodgy offy
and bought more beer after last orders to enable myself to carry on drinking! It's like being a student all over again...
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:23, archived)
# Beer!
You're lucky, I'm polishing off the missus's wine (bit gay, but very nice).
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:29, archived)
# It was either beer
or three month old Sake, or nothing.

Nothing probably would have been better.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:31, archived)
# Never!
Friday + Nothing = shite
Fiday + any-fucking-thing-you-can-find = better than shite
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:34, archived)
# True, dat
You am teh master
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:39, archived)
# You too wibblywobbly would?
I got half-way through before I realised it was the same one I watched earlier...=S
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:32, archived)
# Dunno
what you're talkin' aboot! I woz clubbin' wi' the young'ns...honest!

*resets pace-maker battery*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:37, archived)
# lol
I would site the same alibi if I didn't live in the middle of nowhere
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:40, archived)
# I suspect......
... you're not as old as Floaty :-|
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:33, archived)
# woo
for beano faced talking jism !
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:13, archived)
# hahaha!
Beano faced jism.
(I helped save b3ta! Togoman-"By Odin's mighty spear, I carve into flesh until there is no more hope!!", Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:29, archived)
# Since the success of his floating zoo,
Noah's business ventures have been disappointing.


/cross-posting whore
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:10, archived)
# I always meant to ask you......
... do you approve of the Oxford comma....?
For what it's worth.... I do not.....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:14, archived)
# No, no I do not.
That's where the 'doom' bit came from.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:24, archived)
# I am so happy to hear that.
I'm a bit anal about spelling and punctuation.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:38, archived)
# Is it true?


Well, is it?
It just is, and you know it.

edit: fuck fuck fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Togoman-"By Odin's mighty spear, I carve into flesh until there is no more hope!!", Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:07, archived)
# READ THE FAQ
and then follow it
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:09, archived)
# I'm such a damn
noob.

Sorry folks.
(I helped save b3ta! Togoman-"By Odin's mighty spear, I carve into flesh until there is no more hope!!", Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:10, archived)
# yep....
i would
(I helped save b3ta! Balloonhead, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:11, archived)
# You stole my pic!!
*rant*

bytch
(Heekee, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:10, archived)
# Excuse me?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:12, archived)
# bytch?
you told me to cos you thought you'd get banned.
(I helped save b3ta! Togoman-"By Odin's mighty spear, I carve into flesh until there is no more hope!!", Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:12, archived)
# doesn't surprise me at all.
welcome anyway.

next time, post something you made yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:14, archived)
# Tad harsh?
But using Fark phrases is a touch shitty, it must be said...

Nonetheless:

*fluffs up*

Welcome! Pull up a kitten, you'll never leave etc.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:12, archived)
# *wave*
Thanks folks.

I'll be getting my own we space soon as, so until then, its off of some other poor sods domain.
(I helped save b3ta! Togoman-"By Odin's mighty spear, I carve into flesh until there is no more hope!!", Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:17, archived)
# Good work
Just remember that whereas Fark is increasingly insane in its right wing fanaticism, b3ta is essentially liberal, and you'll fit right in.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:19, archived)
# I dont know what fark is
I assume its similar to b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Togoman-"By Odin's mighty spear, I carve into flesh until there is no more hope!!", Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:25, archived)
# No. No it's not
A crappy right-wing US site that provides links to "amusing" stories, and occasionally does photoshop contests.; Was halfway decent about three years ago, is now shite.

It was the only other place I'd heard the phrase "I'd hit it", hence the assumption. Sorry.

Post more stuff. Go on.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:28, archived)
# use photobucket.com
or something like that. Just because you don't have your own fucking storage space doesn't give you the right to leech other people's bandwidth.

/unfluffy
(I helped save b3ta! themaltesebippy uses a sonic screwdriver to remove unsightly hairs, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:27, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:05, archived)
# night !
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:05, archived)
# arf!
and night night :)
edit: actually i'm away too... night all...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:15, archived)
# Night (and woo)
I'm too drunk to read, so will have to spazz back to see the thinie above. Based on your past record, however, it is no doubt superb.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:16, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Fy dau ceiniog...

...and my first two pence at that =S
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:57, archived)
# Angelfire ROX
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:58, archived)
# Indeed
Good 'ol MSN to the rescue =)
(I helped save b3ta! owain2002, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:21, archived)
# twuntapilla

(Ranty Burns, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:57, archived)
# he's very cute...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:30, archived)
# my dear self


im proper bored.

(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:48, archived)
# You look like a pony
A funtastic pony, to be precise...
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:53, archived)
# i'm drunk
so he probably oughtent stand still too long
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:55, archived)
# Did your missus tell you
that I only live 15 minute walk away from her?
I would be along on Thursday, but I'm going to be out of town. 4rthur me when you're next down. Booze is always good.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:59, archived)
# aye, she did!
we'll probably be down there wednesday too briefly if you're up for it
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:04, archived)
# I'm leaving Tuesday
Bloody irritating. A mini-bash quarter of an hour's walk away, the missus is away so can't compain about me meeting people off the net, and I'm out of town. Typical.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:08, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:01, archived)
# woo
futuristic pony man. ace.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:55, archived)
# No, funtastic.
Funtastic Pony Magic
The resemblance is striking.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:04, archived)
# aw
futuristic was well cooler than funtastic. Hmm maybe we are secret twins.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:05, archived)
# Hide yourself from Lemony
&uarr
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:09, archived)
# whey


futuristic pony. smoothly done i say.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:38, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:39, archived)
# Hahahaha,
and woo.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:41, archived)
# This is......
.... amongst the best things ever......
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:41, archived)
# better than a pet monkey on drugs?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:43, archived)
# That's a tough call.....
... I used to play trumpet in many bands..... However.... I'd rather fuck a monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:46, archived)
# what style of trumpet?
and what style of monkey?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:48, archived)
# From jazz......
..... to 'rock'.. I still have the horn here.... but it's unblown for about 10 years..... I got a mighty punch in the face which put paid to my trumpet career :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:05, archived)
# Ouch. Waaa.
Used to play trumpet in a Tower of Power cover band. It was fun, back in the day. I need another instrument that isn't monotonic. Guitbox or keyboard, someday.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:08, archived)
# arf
*claps*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:41, archived)
# honk
toot

woo

parp
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:46, archived)
# /pedantic feak, I am.
But that is the strangest trumpet I've ever seen. Bell's on the opposite side as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:59, archived)
# whoopi

original
(sndmn, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:39, archived)
# some anims :) - looks like it will be a long night


robot inspired by eclectech



^ now with explosion for "i dont want it to stop ever"
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:34, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:35, archived)
# i fucking love robots
www.lemony.co.uk/B3ta/Images/gelatinousmartian.jpg

liked your bubble fp by the way, i don't think i commented on it
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:37, archived)
# you should say sorry
you caused an FP which pushes mine down 1 place

i hope you feel guilty !
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:41, archived)
# don't you go thinking i don't know what started you out on the road to bubbledom!
i have a long memory* you know

*ok, it was only like a few weeks ago that you said it but still
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:45, archived)
# *feels ashamed*
blows bubbles in your direction
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:48, archived)
# that
really is effing ace! woo to thee sirra
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:37, archived)
# like both
but number 1 has an Elvis quality..

uhhuhhuh...


/commits self to asylum
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:40, archived)
# yaaaaaaay!
robotastic... :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:41, archived)
# woo
shit man, my computer makes the sound effects
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:28, archived)
# I've been busy the past few days, but I've updated the b3ta Motel...
Which mostly just meant adding on the 18th addition. I'm currently sitting at 4199.71/5120 for bandwith limit... so uhh act now! Offer expires soon. No purchase necessary. Read contest rules for details. Offer not valid in Quebec.

On a side note, I will still take submissions :)

b3ta-motel.ephrine.com
Enjoy!

Also: Am I hearing things or does the top fp'd image have sound, and if so, how?? *amazed*
Edit: Okay, EVERY animated gif I am viewing is making odd popping noises between frames, but it works real nice with the heli on the fp rofl... this is akin to the time my computer would make staticy popping noises when I used my wheel mouse to scroll the screen
(Ecclesia, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:25, archived)
# i think you might be hearing things.
congratulations again on the success of your hotel.








where is the cow headin' right now?
(schnurricane, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:26, archived)
# i find it distinctly sad that at least 3 times as many FPs have been dedicated to me
as have been made by me

edit: incidentally, how about combining all of the rooms into a single image (jut the first frame of dynamic ones) then shrinking it a bit so we can see the whole thing in one screensize
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:28, archived)
# i think it's nice...
it shows your value to the community... :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:30, archived)
# hahahahaha
like wallpaper only smelly and northern?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:31, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:39, archived)
# Wheee
I´m in the first Motel module :^D

All of them are great.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:28, archived)
# My bandwidth
only just went arse over tit due to my numerous large flash files. Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:36, archived)
# is this the time for me to make annoyingly smug comments about file size optimisation?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:38, archived)
# Flash
files seem remarkably unoptimisable. At least to minimal levels anyway. But I suppose I could squish them down a bit more.

(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:40, archived)
# there's a fair bit you can do with repeated code and appropriate mp3 compression
TIEM seems particularly large to me, well worth it though
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:42, archived)
# I'm going
to try and squish it down more. It does appear, though, that this flash-hosting malarkey could be fairly expensive. I wonder how Weebl does it...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:53, archived)
# adverts
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:59, archived)
# look at him there with his leathery, leathery whip.
(schnurricane, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:40, archived)
# That turn of phrase "arse over tit" makes much more sense than "head over heels".
Other common english phrases that make no sense include "cheap at half the price" (meaning "very cheap") and "you can't have your cake and eat it". You blatently can, that's what cakes are for.
/tangent
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:43, archived)
# "You can't have your cake and eat it"
means you can't keep the cake _and_ eat it.

/pedant
(Fido Dido, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:53, archived)
# What if
you don't eat all the cake. You're still in posession of what can be referred to as "Cake". Whilst eating it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:56, archived)
# You can though.
I've kept cakes for really quite a long time, and still been able to eat them. Makes no difference. Provided you don't keep them for weeks and they go all hard and difficult to digest.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:56, archived)
# Offer not valid in Quebec?
Bugger.
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 2:04, archived)
[challenge entry] easy money
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:13, archived)
# Woo!
now i'm off to bed.


please visit the the zoo

'night!
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:15, archived)
# lovely zoo
you have there
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:16, archived)
# best zoo ever
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:17, archived)
# TJ: scariest picture ever
www.liebig-postcard-online.com/dogs045.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:15, archived)
# jesus
that really is scary








everyone has seen that the trick is clever.
(schnurricane, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:18, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:16, archived)
# Heh.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:17, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:12, archived)
# she
loves teh cock - look at t'grin
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:12, archived)
# I say
what a ripping yarn that looks
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:13, archived)
# hehe
it looks like a fine guide
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:15, archived)
# written by men of course
so page one states clearly:

"Any penis over 2" in length is nigh on a miracle, should you find a man with such a gift, take advantage of your oppurtunity to take advantage of your unique oppurtunity to enjoy the sensation of this miraculous love shaft in every hold you have."

shortly followed by the author's adress
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:27, archived)
# That sounds about right, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:31, archived)
# I see u baby...


woo
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:31, archived)
# Funky!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:33, archived)
# that is damn hot
(schnurricane, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:36, archived)
# *fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:39, archived)
# wiggly
and jiggly
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:40, archived)
# a little animation for you...
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:59, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:00, archived)
# Ace!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:00, archived)
# hahahah
Woo!.

that's truly great. !
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:00, archived)
# hurrah
an a fine amination
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:01, archived)
# love the artwork
more please
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:02, archived)
# haha!
fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:04, archived)
# he he
thats great

love the colouring
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:04, archived)
# haha, I likey
Triffids on BBC1 !!!!!! (the crappy film not the series though)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:04, archived)
# they don't make crappy films like that anymore
sadly
the crapness is what makes them so good
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:05, archived)
# agreed
you'll never get films like Wizards of the Lost Kingdom (1 and 2) again.... *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:06, archived)
# They do make crappy series (serii??) though
Have you seen Neverwhere...?

Sadly crappiness did NOT make that good
(Freegan Bikefascist, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:10, archived)
# crap
howard keel?, top actor
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:11, archived)
# Haha. Thats aces.
Evening all.
(r3load, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:06, archived)
# haha
that's fucking great.


threadjack: am i the only one who's let the magical trevor animation just loop hundreds of times and learned all the words and sung along for a really, really, long time, and it's still playing right now while i type?
(schnurricane, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:06, archived)
# I did
let it loop a disturbing number of times...
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:07, archived)
# nope
since the newsletter came out

it has been playing
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:07, archived)
# the music has a very small overlap
with the animation, and after so many times, it is severely off. but i'm only listening to it now, i've watched it so many times it's just playing in my head anyway.
(schnurricane, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:12, archived)
# I let it play twice,
and it reminded me how much I liked his Scampi animaton. I left that to play until a few minutes ago, when i wanted to listen to "hold it like a duck" instead.
(Amorpha, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:08, archived)
# I wish I'd managed
to loop that bugger properly. The sample loops seamlessly, but I cocked it up in Flash, cos I don;t know what I'm doing.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:11, archived)
# possibly a stray
extra frame, getting the timming right in flash, can be a right faff on
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:21, archived)
# Aye.
I might be able to bugger with the frame rate, I guess. I'm pretty unlikely to be arsed, though, to be honest :)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:23, archived)
# I'd like a double
of what you've been on
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:08, archived)
# here's what i'm on:
1) a small amount of sleep
2) lots of running
3) water
4) some kind of delicious pork meal
5) magical trevor
(schnurricane, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:13, archived)
# wooyay!
lubberly
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:07, archived)
# Very nice!
(Machinecurse, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:07, archived)
# Very Very Nice
:D

edit : no fp? best thing i've seen all night.
(SILVERTONGUEDCAVALIER, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:20, archived)
# woo
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:22, archived)
# John says...
(Zineboy, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:31, archived)
# Something or other...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:57, archived)
# woo!
rubber ducky you're the one...

*starts looping in head*
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:59, archived)
# seems like a normal episode of Burt and Ernie
normal normal normal
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:59, archived)
# BWAH HAH HAH

last time this woo gets aired now the films out
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:00, archived)
# You disturb me
(but in a good way, sweetie)
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:00, archived)
# *ishes he'd never looked at 4rthur*
www.joystickbcn.org/airport/willy/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:01, archived)
# *wishes he'd never clicked that link*
(Amorpha, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:02, archived)
# *Wishes she'd headed warning*
(Smitherz, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:05, archived)
#
I'm scarred, thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:05, archived)
# [is very upset]
(schnurricane, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:07, archived)
# Bwahaha!
that's great
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:07, archived)
# that's a fine
monobrow :)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:04, archived)
# seriously
i mean

you should probably be in a museum. only, a museum where they let you keep making stuff.
(schnurricane, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:07, archived)
# I should
be. And it would be the bestest museum ever.

Just found out that my site has exceeded its bandwidth and wont be sorted 'til tomorrow morning. Damn and blast.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:16, archived)
# motherfucker!
(schnurricane, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:19, archived)
# sack


not great, bit rushed in the end
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:56, archived)
# Very cool
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:01, archived)
# I'm off to bed, have a flashmash:

This was drawn as an entry for a 5 minute paintmash competition about trolls, nothing to do with trolls in the "nasty b3ta person" sense.
(Amorpha, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:55, archived)
# That's not a troll
It's a goblin. A GREEN goblin.

Peter Parker wants words with you...

(Or somethig funny, whichever. Drunk.)
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 0:59, archived)
# tsk you drunks
and your troll goblin issues
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:01, archived)
# Everything's gone confusing
I'm too drunk to read, play computer games, or fwap. There's nothing on telly, and I'm on dial-up. I just want something, but I don't know what.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:05, archived)
#
you need broadband, and coffee... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:06, archived)
# NO
Want something.
Possibly the missus, who is out of the country for three weeks now.
(still, better than out of the country for ever, which was the other alternative...)
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:07, archived)
# ahh, wish my missus
was out of the country, but i'd miss her
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:15, archived)
# arf
drruunkk iis goooooooddd.

nnooo ?? ?
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:02, archived)
# Not at the moment. Too bored
Avoided rip-off Barfly shite in Camden, stopped at dodgy offy, got beer, now bored and want entertainment, but lack all relevant facilities. Entertain me? Please?
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:06, archived)
#
click here
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:08, archived)
# the ZOO
rawks
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:16, archived)
# I put one in there yesterday! Hurrah for me!
Or something.

'tis a good idea, that, and no mistake. But why not set up a b3tazoo.tk redirect thingie or summat? Would be easier to remember...
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:19, archived)
# You could try what I was doing this afternoon
Goth dodging in Camden High Street.
They kept trying to run under my car and no matter which way I swerved I still missed them.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 1:13, archived)

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