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# Raaaah!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:50, archived)
# Congratulations indeed
Is that your hairy arse?

!!!!!

(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:50, archived)
# It's my face!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:51, archived)
# ewwwwww
put it away man!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:57, archived)
# Ed Zachery disease?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:17, archived)
# oh yes
it's all so familiar now...

...............or........................

That's no moon!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:51, archived)
# could be - its pale and freckly
with some ginger tufts

*runs very very far away*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:52, archived)
# I shaved it especially!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:54, archived)
# *comes back*
congrats on 6k - I missed mine by about 178 posts!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:55, archived)
# baby come back
biddy bye bye bye bye biddy bye bye bye bye!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:57, archived)
# I must admit I was a clown
to be
messing around
but that don't mean that you have to leave town
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:58, archived)
# and my CD collection of Bob Marley....
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:59, archived)
# you call *that* hairy?
*starts to undo jeans*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:57, archived)
# I do believe that I am going to spang you so hard
It'll be your head coming out of your arse so you will only need to video not photoshop for your 7000th post :)

ps...*glees*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:52, archived)
#
spang bum

Is it work safe enough to not link?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:53, archived)
# i've seen some things i thought i never saaaaaw
covered in haaaaaaaaaaaaaaair!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:54, archived)
# My Arse!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:55, archived)
# you've got a monster up your hairy arse!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:56, archived)
# He's a meth addict!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:58, archived)
# ha haha!!
that's just
before hair cut and shave
and after haircut and shave....
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:00, archived)
# Could this be the only one who actually looks *better* after meth?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:09, archived)
# It is at my work...my boss is on leave and I sit with my back to the wall

so feel free to post huuuuuuuggge pictures of naked ladies if you want...fuck everyone else :)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:55, archived)
# :)


Fwap away my friend
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:56, archived)
# fwap ! I didn't have time to fwap. The word you want is spluff.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:57, archived)
# *Double Spluff*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:59, archived)
# That gives me the fear
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:02, archived)
# Is that Judy Finnegan?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:38, archived)
# wow.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:59, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:00, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:03, archived)
# bums against the wall, lads!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:57, archived)
# please this is not a dating service
I take it you email is in your profile :)

(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:53, archived)
# Yep
ASL baby?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:57, archived)
# actual sexual leniency?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:58, archived)
# 6000 equally rubbish posts! Hurrah!
nnnnnnnNing!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:53, archived)
# nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnningggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

All of them dropped straight out of my arse!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:34, archived)
# Congratulations!
charming arse, sir!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:59, archived)
# Cheers!
Bet you say that to all the boys
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:42, archived)
# What is
this device?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:44, archived)
# Cool
Can't beat a bit of snooker, late at night
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:44, archived)
# it's only a wank, so
i'm giving it all i've got,

i'm gonna be snookering you tonight....

;)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:46, archived)
# I'm going to work now
bleh...
Bye
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:47, archived)
# ta-ra!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:48, archived)
# ra bumdeeyay!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:49, archived)
# hmmmm
"And the pink is in the hole...."

I see no difference really
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:46, archived)
# 'he's missed the brown
by a good six inches'
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:47, archived)
#
"What a lovely break, the reds gone everywhere....."

Getting tenuous and slightly worrying now
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:52, archived)
# autocomplete eh?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:49, archived)
# I lost my Glasses almost two weeks ago
And last night I found them

\
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:38, archived)
# RIS?
it's still too early mate...
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:48, archived)
# It is rather isn't it?
It's just a box, on a Paris Street, with a monster's hand emerging, holding Elvis's glasses....
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:50, archived)
# that's what i thought!
honest!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:52, archived)
# You need to lay off the Kia-Ora late at night mate :)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:53, archived)
# We all do!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:31, archived)
# yay for pron!
*clicks*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:35, archived)
# that's a lost joyful picture
woo
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:38, archived)
# Sometimes, despite being English,
we have to declare our emotions to the world.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:40, archived)
# I love the porns
woo and yay
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:40, archived)
# grab your dick and double-click
for porn, porn, porn!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:56, archived)
# What a beautiful song :)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:36, archived)
# hahaha
fabtastic
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:09, archived)
# That's no death star...


Thats Mimas, a moon of Saturn. The crater is called Herschel.

The CDC is at least 4000km long and has been floating in space since the big bang. It is mainly made up of cockflesh with a liquid spunky core. Note how the rim of the herman gelmet protrudes. This is thought to be due to tidal gravitational forces from uranus.

I just wanted to share Mimas with you all really, and you're only wasting 5Kb of bandwidth, and I love you all so don't shout (et cetera)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:30, archived)
# someone's stolen half your moon
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:37, archived)
# I like your description of the CDC
but Mimas has been posted here more than that glass cock picture you've probably heard about
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:10, archived)
# best blog ever, have you seen it before?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:16, archived)
# have you seen her?
tell me have you seen her?seen her?
oooooooooooooooooh

shouldn't you know better?
and to think i let sugarspun convince me you wasn't a bloody ham toucher
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:17, archived)
# yes
down the back of the sofa

(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:18, archived)
# well if i give you my address you can
rob me blind return them?? :)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:19, archived)
# its not a repost
just thought it was vey b3taish
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:20, archived)
# who said anything about roasting peas?
you TOUCH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:21, archived)
# needs more 'A'
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:22, archived)
# A A A A A A A Aaaaaaaa!
we're giving you a choice
we give you what you want, we give you what you need
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:23, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:25, archived)
# you make me want to cryyyyyyyyyyy
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:28, archived)
# Needs more 'y'
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:40, archived)
# No, and if i'm brutally honest I'm very glad I haven't
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:19, archived)
# would i care?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:20, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:20, archived)
# woo
yay

etc
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:33, archived)
# I'll check it out at
lunch time
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:24, archived)
# ?
Ning everyone!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:25, archived)
# mmmggnnnggg
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:26, archived)
# that guy
who whatever, is fucking shot to pieces!


Edit: Ignore the whinging fuck pigs!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:33, archived)
# And again...
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:36, archived)
# THE SAUSAGES WERE ON THE PLATES! IT WAS AT THE RESTAURANTS!!!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:43, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
you are a comedy genius...............
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:48, archived)
# come to think of it tho
i have seen a couple of sites around with that kind of thing on tho ... like its written specific for some reason look at the english words that are used in the blog tho ... words greater than the comprehension factor either this or the writer is a translator at engrish.com lol

but its intriguing as to how many sites that are appearing written like this
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:59, archived)
# ..
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:29, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Woo!


(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:31, archived)
# hehe
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:38, archived)
# pfffft!
a fine start to the day!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:39, archived)
# erm - does that mean
one of them wants to live in Paris?

*edit* Now it has been explained, have a woo (but I still feel rather stupid for not getting it...)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:41, archived)
# you git
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:50, archived)
# what what what?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:56, archived)
# *cries*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:58, archived)
# I asked Ironman what progress he was making
with your hat - he sent me some frames, and I made that.

you can have it if you want it whilst waiting for the man to make a more polished version?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:01, archived)
# hehe
no worries, just never thoughtit would be a community project

I am gunning for photoshop/imageready to be put back on this machine though
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:03, archived)
# I was bored
and he said he was too busy...
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:04, archived)
# i was! i was!
:)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:07, archived)
# you've copied yourself there...
busman's holiday?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:08, archived)
# on and on and on and on and ariston....
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:09, archived)
# it is all OK
if I get a program back I might make my own hat!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:15, archived)
# what what what!?!?
*feels rejected and unwanted*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:17, archived)
# well if you want
to make me a personal hat by all means go for it!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:20, archived)
# hehehe
made me smile a while

woo
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:44, archived)
# I must be a bit slow this morning, but RIS?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:52, archived)
# ..
siamese twins... attached
France... drive on the right, not left like we do...
*waits to hear sound of pennies dropping*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:54, archived)
# *drops*
hahaha sorry for not getting it sooner. My brain is a bit frazzled this morning. Woo!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:55, archived)
# This^^
He had to explain it to me too :(
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:58, archived)
# *makes note never to post in the morning before 9am ever again*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:59, archived)
# I think I get it
*yawns*

*goes off to make more coffee*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:04, archived)
# 1 sugar, plenty of milk for me, ta!
Morning, Doctor!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:06, archived)
#
and a teaspoon of arsenic
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:09, archived)
#
to help the medicine go down
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:09, archived)
# be a devil - make it two!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:10, archived)
# *stirs*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:10, archived)
# *gives it to Dave*
/world rejoices
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:12, archived)
# *drinks*
Yum!


(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:13, archived)
# *dances*
yay yay the witch is dead
the witch is dead
the witch is dead

:) TM
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:16, archived)
# *joins in*
*staggers wildly*

*falls over*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:17, archived)
# Hurrah!
Who's dead?


(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:20, archived)
# Morning TGA
..still waiting for the milkman to arrive unfortunately. It's either elm lea or yoghurt until then.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:16, archived)
# elm lea will do ;-)
:-)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:17, archived)
# At least
I think it's elm lea.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:18, archived)
# second thoughts, I'll have it black
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:18, archived)
# *sneaks into Doc's fridge*

*has another wank into old elm lea carton*


(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:21, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
dave!
how rudey!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:23, archived)
# I always wondered why the level never seems to go down...
...it's an extra large sized tub as well!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:23, archived)
# ha ha!
is your missus waiting to get her oats??

;)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:19, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
*rolls up trouser leg, bares nipple, falls over*

;)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:04, archived)
# *flares*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:05, archived)
# *pears*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:11, archived)
# *polar bears*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:19, archived)
# *wayward pubic hairs*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:20, archived)
# *james bond villains lairs*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:21, archived)
# *fat cat stocks and shares*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:25, archived)
# Marks & Spencers finest wares
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:44, archived)
# I'm seeing them tonight...
I'll give them your extension number at work to get you in the Masons ;-)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:05, archived)
# ha ha!
*looks to the skies*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:10, archived)
# drunk again?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:06, archived)
# so naive ....
have you never seen the secret Mason handshake before?
*hops on one leg, arm under knee, hand extended*

*falls over*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:13, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:08, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:28, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Brilliant!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:38, archived)
# Haha!
Nice! Bumper crop of funnies on today. :)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# mornin'
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:28, archived)
# Phwoar
Thats lully

*looks out window*

s'alright the world isn't ending Woo!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:30, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:09, archived)
# it's the end of the world and we know it
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:21, archived)
# but I feel fine
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:23, archived)
# love your sig by the way :)
very inspired
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:27, archived)
# ring it!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:53, archived)
# have you set up your own premium rate number?
i've seen this done on "the real hustle!"
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:55, archived)
# it should be magenta
still woo though
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:32, archived)
# since when is a comet/asteroid magenta?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:33, archived)
# never mind
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:34, archived)
# Since now
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:38, archived)
# that is rather pretty
*clicks*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:35, archived)
# It looks much better in magenta
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:37, archived)
# thankyou.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:38, archived)
# needs balls
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:50, archived)
# cock snake!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:05, archived)
# still prefer mine
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:07, archived)
# Slightly after the event but
I saw the photo and it sprang to mind


I'm off out again today, moving my brothers house, but don't let that stop you posting clever and funny stuff ok?

oh, and in case anyone missed this in the night
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:52, archived)
# you think you're funny eh
moving your brothers house while he's not looking
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:53, archived)
# shhhhhhhh!
I've got a good deal on it.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:53, archived)
# did Noel help you?

Morning all!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:57, archived)
# I didn't vote
(mainly because I am an ex-pat) but it is either red, blue or yellow, doesn't matter in the long run

(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:55, archived)
# Round this way you could
only vote red or yellow,

And now the reds are heralding another great victory over the blues........


chunts. (its too early for me to start swearing abusively, but don't let me stop you on that either)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:00, archived)
# apparently at my UK
addy there were only 3 candidates, red, yellow and black
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:27, archived)
# You should make that "vote Labour" blue too
I'd vote lib dem, but i'm 2 months too young :(
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:21, archived)
# Looks like everyone did!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:17, archived)
# nnight all!


I am not the kind of person who finishes pictures....
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:44, archived)
# I like the hidden
CDC!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:47, archived)
# thats very cool
:o)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:59, archived)
# mmorning
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:44, archived)
# Could you link this?
It is NSFW..... It has a woman in.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:48, archived)
# well of course
i dont want anyone to get in trouble :o) (btw i was jsut reading the whole nsfw in the post below! )
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:49, archived)
# NSFNB!
'ning Jesse,

are these vectors made in tattyshop?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:52, archived)
# ning :o) i wouldnt call them vectors
but these are made in tattyshop :o)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:54, archived)
# I like it!
and now...I'm off for some breakfast
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:58, archived)
# thank you sir
:o)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:58, archived)
# Ooh, very nice
Could submit that type of thing to threadless.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:21, archived)
# thank ya
whats threadless??
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:24, archived)
# It's a rather lovely t-shirt site.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:32, archived)
# ooh ta
:o)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:35, archived)
# that is
rather nice

:)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:32, archived)
# thank ya
:o)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:34, archived)
# GO BACK TO BEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:15, archived)
# damn you! damn you!
once again I have to have a new desktop wallpaper
*shakes fist and looks menacing*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:51, archived)
# My goodness Rev
you never cease to impress :)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:31, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:12, archived)
# Phoar!
That's amazing... and sexy!

Very much woo-some as usual Mofaha :o)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:13, archived)
# Cheers :)
I've hardly made anything in the last couple of weeks, I'm too busy with the work thing.
So I decided to take a little time out before bed to make something.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:16, archived)
# Not been to bed yet?
That makes two of us I suppose. My only excuse is I hang around with too many Americans online... damn them! Oh, and I got a day off college today, yay!

Although I wish I could be more productive in early morning like yourself hehe.

I clicked I likey by the way, in a hope all the people with normal sleeping patterns will see this master piece! ;o)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:19, archived)
# ver ver nice
but please can you link it as I do not wish to get in trouble (all my colleagues are female and blobby)

(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:17, archived)
# Seriously?
Are you saying you think that's nsfw?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:20, archived)
# yes
I think it is the pose and arse but really

please link
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:21, archived)
# The request is terribly picky.
Surely you can hide it for 10-30 minutes until it's knocked off the page?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:25, archived)
# frankly it is NSFW
I have to abide by the IT policy here
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:33, archived)
# Does your IT policy
allow you to spend hours on B3TA?

Frankly, compared to half of the stuff on here, that is really safe.

(It is also bloody great!)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:35, archived)
# Really? Nothing even remotely sexually provocative?
Can you even go on news sites with that kind of policy?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:38, archived)
# this is the policy
According to the Security Policy of Wacker Chemie AG access to the following categories is restricted:
Gemaess den Sicherheitsrichtlinien der Wacker Chemie AG ist der Zugriff zu folgenden Kategorien nicht gestattet:

Adult Content, Sex,
Drugs
Gambling
Games
Illegal/Questionable
Hacking, Proxy Avoidance Systems
Militancy/Extremist
Racism/Hate
Tasteless
Violence
Custom Blacklist

For your information:
Barred web page:
Category of the page:
Your IP address:
Your user ID:



If you think blocking of this page is incorrect, please contact the User Help Desk.
Falls diese Zugriffsverweigerung faelschlicherweise erfolgt, wenden Sie sich bitte an den User Help Desk.

If you have any questions concerning information security, please contact
Wenn Sie Fragen zur Informationssicherheit allgemein haben, wenden Sie sich bitte an
Josef Wiesmueller, Phone (head quarter munich) -1592.

If you have technical questions concerning internet access, please contact
Wenn Sie technische Fragen zum Internet-Zugang haben, wenden Sie sich bitte an
Thomas Schmidbauer, Phone (head quarter munich) -1272.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:49, archived)
# Nothing there covers this picture.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:52, archived)
# I agree
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:56, archived)
# Me
too.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:32, archived)
#
Racism/Hate
Tasteless
Violence


What the hell are you doing on B3ta?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:01, archived)
# ^ this
ha ha ha
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:15, archived)
# if you
look it is a german company and this is a UK site

and frankly if they blocked b3ta then I would be out the door
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:32, archived)
# That's no reason to impose one company's IT policy onto b3ta.
Images are modified if people try and post porn, if your company is too strict then don't look.

I really doubt mofaha was trying to push the boundaries with this picture.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:37, archived)
# I fully agree
but I don't want to get in trouble
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:41, archived)
# The best thing to do if you're worried about getting in trouble is work harder.
Work so hard they have no comeback if they get pissed off that you spend so much time on the internet.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:43, archived)
# You know
I'm very sensitive to the issue, and I really don't want to be a dick, but people dress like that at the mall. I don't think there's any way it could be mistaken for pornography. Unless there are other complaints or a mod hides it, I'm disinclined to link it. If you really think it's too much you're welcome to put me on ignore until it's gone. Please understand that I'm not offended and I don't have an issue with you. I hope you feel the same way.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:27, archived)
# alright
I just be careful not to hit the 'top' button

EDIT: I know but the fact it is on the computer makes it more likely to be pornography

but it is OK chap
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:38, archived)
# "the fact it is on the computer makes it more likely to be pornography"
eh?

So something that is in print is less likely to be pr0n?

This makes absolutely no sense.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:17, archived)
# that is the reason
I was given my colleague who thought it was too racy
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:56, archived)
# probably true though
:-)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:31, archived)
# My goodness
you are as reasonable as you are talented - hats off to you.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:41, archived)
# NSFW shouldn't have to accommodate individual workplaces.
If it looked like porn, it'd be NSFW. But it doesn't.

If he links it, he's doing so purely out of niceness.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:28, archived)
# wtf?
Who could be offended by this? Do you wear blinkers in the street?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:28, archived)
# sexy ladies are not nsfw
despite how fwaptasticly sexy they may be.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:30, archived)
# What if you have sexy ladies at work?




not that I do... :(
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:35, archived)
# that is just not safe for productivity
but that is the cross we must bare
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:36, archived)
# Sexy Ladies are essential for (re)productivity
I find.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:39, archived)
# You obviously have
not been to Cambourne. Fucking hideous and still breeding at an alarming rate.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:43, archived)
# I used to work
at Camborne High School. It was fucking horrible.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:49, archived)
# You flirt with them, buddy!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:15, archived)
# is The Sun
not safe for work?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:35, archived)
# The Sun
isn't safe anywhere.

Personally, as a woman I get fucked off having to sit opposite men on the train looking at Page 3. I'm sure you wouldn't be that happy if everywhere you went women were looking at pictures of men with rippling torsos and massive cocks. Its just a little uncomfortable.

Don't get me wrong, I'm totally fine with porn, i just don't see why news papers should have soft porn in them.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:58, archived)
# Im not pro The Sun
just aware that its all over the place especially places of work, just pointing out the double standards (no pun intended)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:02, archived)
# I think part of the problem is that
a picture like that is very noticeable on your monitor. Its very obviously not work. Not only is it not work but its a woman's arse, basically. It might not be porn, but if your boss is walking past s/he probably wont stop and say 'ooh! Nice vectors, wow. I wish i could do vectors like that, how splended!'.
It would more likely be 'get on with the damn work you're paid for' or 'honey, you're sacked'.

I don't have a massive problem with this image in particular (well, any more than i have problems with all images that just turn women into objects), but i can see his point. Having said that, if things are that bad, look at b3ta without the pictures, or, worse, actualy do some work.

Or is that just ridiculous?
Yeah, ok, that is just stupid


(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:12, archived)
# I would have disagreed with you a few months ago
but I have recently been trapped in an office (200+) employees where I was one of three straight men. There were filthy pinups everywhere, and I have to admit that it made me feel uncomfortable when I was trying to have a serious discussion while other people were looking at gay porn.

I'm not really sure what point I was trying to make here.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:20, archived)
# where do you work?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:53, archived)
# That was my last job, in Sydney.
I'm self employed at the moment, but things are drying up so I think I'm going to have to be a corporate whore for a few more months. Oh well.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:56, archived)
# good job
and a fine thing to see here first
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:30, archived)
# cor
very good stuff sir :o)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:45, archived)
# rrrrrroooarrrrrrr!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 7:50, archived)
# you are now the master!
yes!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:20, archived)
# blimey
:)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:33, archived)
# hooray
it is sexy tiem :D
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:52, archived)
# I forgot to say how much I liked this.
Sorry about that.

Woo!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:54, archived)
# cor! lovely work!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:59, archived)
# Spluffing!
very woo

although may i suggest making the whites of her eyes, er, white
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:19, archived)
# That's brilliant as always
and well done for not linking it, it's not remotely NSFW. Hooray!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:36, archived)
# Untitled


HEY EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME, i INSULTED ISLAM

*TRYING TO CAPTURE THE ESSENCE OF B3TA IN ONE MESSAGE*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 4:29, archived)
# Silly! should be in this way
like a Woodpecker......
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 4:41, archived)
# No. This is how to b3ta:
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 4:44, archived)
# you
Arsonist!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 4:59, archived)
# Indeed ...
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 6:41, archived)
# hehehe
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 6:57, archived)
# What a sad thing,he only can be aroused by cozy sexual action Now.
maybe you should make love with him as a punishment,let him realise theres still bugs in human life.just such a person of Now makes you interest in nothing.then all he need to do is just to fetch that cozy big hole,as time time goes by......because the things only can be understood by kid in this way.thats it.i would rather the latter.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 3:05, archived)
# great...a late night opportunity for...
...
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 3:23, archived)
# what the hell?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 3:53, archived)
# thats the Hell
you constructed
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 4:02, archived)
# Eat Your Greens
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 4:10, archived)
# I was going to ignore ding-a-ling (again)

but I would have missed this wonderful thing.
Hurrah for you, Sir.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 4:20, archived)
# Its my
be nice its bedtime squid thing
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 4:28, archived)
# rrrarrr too much text
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

(, Fri 5 May 2006, 4:10, archived)
# The FAQ doesn't say anything against posting threads without pictures on the main board
or at least it didn't last time I checked it
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 4:27, archived)
# hehe
thanks
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 4:34, archived)
# .
What he ^ said.

And I looked
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 5:30, archived)
# oh
*embracing your neck over holding your face nose against nose staring at you*oh...what did you get from it?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 5:45, archived)
# oh then lets go talk board?
Tree can tell you how to eat greens
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 4:27, archived)
# You write the emails
for that african chappie that wants all my monies
AICMFP
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 8:23, archived)
# morning all
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:36, archived)
# now that's akshally
a bit good! w00!

*goes to bed - nighty B3ta*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:45, archived)
# I concur.... although when I first saw it
for some reason I thought it was tom jones....

looking back I don't know where that came from...

(, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:49, archived)
# Noooo
now all i can see in it is Tom Jones! You fiend!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:50, archived)
# what?
It's Robert Powell, isn't it?
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:50, archived)
# no.. sir tom of the jones
innit boyo...

EDIT:


make yer own!!

www.blacktable.com/gillin041202.htm
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:57, archived)
# hahaha
that's a fantastic something that I'm going to try tomorrow!

Night!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 2:03, archived)
# hurrah
I see Tom Jones too
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 3:37, archived)
# Well,
It's not unusual.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 4:20, archived)
# don`t
ever talk to me in toast messages again. or I`ll kill you.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 4:18, archived)
# I never understood politics
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:14, archived)
# Damn
I voted for tuna.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:15, archived)
# I went
for random numbers
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:16, archived)
# I did too
Shame they aren't putting their all into it this year. Slackers.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:18, archived)
# Go Hitler-Bra coalition!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:37, archived)
# yess
tuna all the way :)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:46, archived)
# I vote BRA!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:16, archived)
# im conservative
and i can count to potato
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:22, archived)
# Hahaha
Oh dear god...

*goes to bed*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:08, archived)
# sweet
woooooooo
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:09, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaaha.
No, stay up, so the world can errupt into silliness.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:10, archived)
# *titters uncontrollably*
W!Y!H!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:10, archived)
# he's got quite a capacious bladder there
what with being a head on legs

of course, he could merely be extremely excited.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:10, archived)
# urk
It swings just a bit too realistically. I don't know whether to laugh or feel aroused.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:16, archived)
# *pearl jams*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:22, archived)
# hahahaha
you are the silliest person in the universe!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:35, archived)
# that's quite good
have a cakemuffin
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 3:37, archived)
# this is so odd
yaaaay *clicks*
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 6:28, archived)
[challenge entry] It's the only rational explanation.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:02, archived)
# Theres something a little wrong
...about all that stuff going into a hole that looks like that (or is it just me)
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:04, archived)
# Yeah, just you.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:05, archived)
# Well it is hosted by
Warrens-anus.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:05, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 3:19, archived)
# Hahahaha.
Joy.
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:04, archived)
# good
stuff
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 1:04, archived)
# Good old B5
Bring it back!
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:24, archived)

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