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[challenge entry] More Tesco tomfoolery...


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(Black_Dwarf frawD_kcalB, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:53, archived)
# I wish Dutch supermarkets carried spices with such labels

I'd spam the board and said supermarkets with some nice Dutch swear words
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:54, archived)
# It's MADE backwards
etc
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:58, archived)
# could be more fun to spell out polite admonishments.
"drink your milk", "dress warmly" and the like.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:59, archived)
# That would amuse me far more than random swear words.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:00, archived)
# An interesting idea

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Do Not Re-arrange.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:03, archived)
# haha!
that'd be ideal. or "CAUTION: POISON".
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Still think you're not insane?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:11, archived)
# viral marketing campaign, right there
hmm...piss tits? a slightly cheesy snack with a vinegar aftertaste, aw yeah
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry] yes yes yes, we know, we've seen this one
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Remind me...
Which herb starts with an exclaimation mark?
(Testicles just for you, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:07, archived)
# sage
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Sage
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:09, archived)
# exclamationomile.
it's in the ampersandley family.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:09, archived)
# !
A dog, called Dill...!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:09, archived)
# I hereby award you the prize of one internets
for that is what you have won
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:17, archived)
# Genuine lol
I have tears in my eyes
Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:29, archived)
# I especially like
!
Sage
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 21:09, archived)
# phoning it in sir?
seams, lack of effort.. this is a hack internet :(
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 1:11, archived)
# hahaha
Nice work. Must get me some Faprika.
(835Rocks, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:02, archived)
# It just goes on and on...
(Testicles just for you, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:50, archived)
# recursive recidivism is the bane of civilised society.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:51, archived)
# I'd explain recursiveness to you
but then you'd first have to understand recursiveness
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:52, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:53, archived)
# look another one...
...look another one...look another one...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:54, archived)
# They want me?
for murder? Where's the number to ring... damn somebody tore off the strips at the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:59, archived)
# .......Come on home to Green River.......
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:43, archived)
# 100% Glee no less :D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Shit!...and I gave 110%...
...i can't fucken win!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:01, archived)
# This reminds me of Rupert the Bear.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:45, archived)
# very much. similar tonal range.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:48, archived)
# hey postbear
how are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:49, archived)
# don't tell anyone, but i'm alive.
well, mostly. how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:50, archived)
# Can't complain (much)

How many knees do you currently have?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:53, archived)
# two: one of bone and one of metal.
sprawled in bed right now doing my exercises and racing off to physio shortly. recovery is a bit longer than i expected, but going well.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Metal knee? Cor, think of the damage you could do with that in a bar fight.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:59, archived)
# heh, i'd get in one hit and collapse if i did that.
sadly, metal knees are not meant for combat.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:03, archived)
# That's good to hear
well, read
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:01, archived)
# you may have heard me, i was screaming while i typed.
as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:06, archived)
# hahahah, great!
can't wait to get that fishy home
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:45, archived)
# He's rowing very fast.
Is he being chased by a crocodile?
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:47, archived)
# He's getting ready for the next summer olympics.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Row for your life, pup!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:53, archived)
# PUP PUP PUP PUP!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:54, archived)
# boopyboopyboo...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:59, archived)
# bugger
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:06, archived)
# ha ha!...it's all an illusion.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:15, archived)
# PUPPY-GO-ROUND!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:19, archived)
# yes!
something's bugging me about the oars, maybe cos they're barely going underwater
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:14, archived)
# They splash down at halfway...
...just skipping the water...his own kind of racing style.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:22, archived)
# awwwwwwww
 
you rule
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:29, archived)
# NICE :DD
(herman:D, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 1:23, archived)
[challenge entry] When does the new compo start?


Because Holly Would's suggestion has my vote!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:41, archived)
# You could always alt comp.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Seems to be a trend I keep getting myself into....
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Here's my idea for compos, right, get this.
Regular competition runs Monday - Friday morning. Then there's another more light-hearted and silly competition that runs Friday - Monday.

I'm not sure there's ever been a competition that we're all happy still exists the Tuesday after it's set. This'd be much funner.

I'm posting here for FEEDBACKS before adding robot involvement & submitting to the suggestions board.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:44, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:46, archived)
# That used to be called "The Gayshift".
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:46, archived)
# *bums*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:46, archived)
# Although we get less posts at weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Weekend bandwagons are probably better anyway.
Eh.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Sure,whatever you miserable fuck
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:46, archived)
# the weekly compo has been a staple of b3ta almost from day one
let's just leave it alone
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:48, archived)
# I'm realistic enough to know it'll never happen
Don't worry
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:50, archived)
# Sounds sound
A good compo suggestion gives my arse a kick it so sorely needs and a quicker rotation of compos would mean not having to wait too long between suggestions.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:48, archived)
# I'm up for this

Also, if anyone wants to give me mod rights to naughtyban you all in the face, thnx
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Both equally likely.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Are you trying to be on my list?


;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:55, archived)
# I think a compo a week works fine
sometimes they're shit, but mostly not, and if they're shit an altcompo seems to spring up pretty quick. I'm happy with the (Status) Quo.

It'll be too complex with weekend and weekday compos
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:50, archived)
# But I can't actually remember what the current one is.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:50, archived)
# Make rude words in supermarkets.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:52, archived)
# The proper one, I mean.
Turns out it's corporate green something.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Oh, hasn't that one ended yet? It's wednesday...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:56, archived)
# I'd just drunk enough beer to forget!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:54, archived)
# me neither
but a semi legit altcompo does seem have sprung up in rearranging stuff in the supermarket
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:54, archived)
# But we need to build in a little more complexity to accomodate the board nazis

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Exactly. Think of all the condescending explanation they could do.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:54, archived)
# Complex? Not really.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:52, archived)
# TJ
as a long time poster I'm notable here as the only non-donater in this sub-thread; I've thought about this a lot and (being a lord of the realm) need to be 100% sure my contribution is 100% anonymous. So how can I shove B3ta a few bob completely anonymously? Postal Orders? To where?
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Don't want the wife to find out?
I'm sure you can send rob or someone a check/postal order or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:04, archived)
# quite
so a cheque's out of the question
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Actually the
donation page says just paypal or direct bank transfer.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:08, archived)
# trouble is neither are anonymous,
I'd like to hand over cash in a plain envelope
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Get someone else to donate for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:13, archived)
# If you send the money to me I'll pass it on on your behalf.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:09, archived)
# could be a runner
trouble is I need your name and postal address for the PO
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:12, archived)
# To be honest there's too much chance of me forgetting and inadvertantly robbing you.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:16, archived)
# no I wasn't suggesting this at all
just I somehow need to know who you are in RL to post a named PO to you
[edit] oops looks like I missed the point
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:19, archived)
# BUT think of the noobies
They register cos they have a good(?) challenge entry but the challenge would be finished before they can post it.
Regular comp remains wed to wed, alt comp runs fri to fri
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Compos used to start on Fridays

I liked that better
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:03, archived)
# Pervert!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Pfft...
You haven't seen the Twin Turbo Tribble Twister yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Saw toast in my jesus this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:40, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:40, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:41, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9922616
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:42, archived)
# haha
the lamb seems okay with it
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Lamb on toast

on jesus
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:43, archived)
# good twist
have an EBM to set it in stone

(Sparrafizzle, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:44, archived)
# That looks just like Toast.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:44, archived)
# makes a change fom vice versa
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:45, archived)
# Loon!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:45, archived)
#
CHRISTIAN ISLAM
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:48, archived)
# burt reynolds?
shit!
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:49, archived)
# jesus needs a loofah or a trip to the dermabrasion clinic.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:50, archived)
# erm
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:25, archived)
# Hahaha!! Epic fucking win!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Arf!
Too hot to handle, too cold to hold.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:27, archived)
# back off man
i've got a goofy helmet
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:31, archived)
# oh christ
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:32, archived)
# hahaha
this could be a compo*


*another movie poster lols compo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:33, archived)
# we've done a movie mashup compo
and a movie letter switch compo
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:34, archived)
# PRECIDENTS HAVE BEEN SET
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Fun was had by all

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:38, archived)
# LIES.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:47, archived)
# where the fuck is my pan???
ps likes :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:34, archived)
# You can use mine if you like...


(me likes too)
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:37, archived)
# ahhhahhhahhhah
 
I did not know about some of the earlier casting choices
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghostbusters#Development
Paul Reubens as Gozer.. Walken as Spengler..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:37, archived)
# jon belushi as venkman
edit: in the recent computer game, gozer is shown as an unasuming man in a suit (sort of, it's really evo shandor, but the principle is the same)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:38, archived)
# I see that HDR images have found their way into wikipeadia

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:39, archived)
# i'd love to see Conan O'Brien in Ghostbusters 3
He should do film.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Chortle
reminds me of this
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:38, archived)
# I refer the honourable gentleman to my previous statement.
www.b3ta.com/board/9922609
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:40, archived)
# FUHKIN FAHZAHNDS OF EM
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:40, archived)
# hahahah
fucking hell

edit: what was your username before?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Thats racist!!!!
:|
(knight owl uses PSP7, retro, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 13:22, archived)
# woop woop
(knight owl uses PSP7, retro, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 13:24, archived)
[challenge entry] the best
#/

dubious connections to the compo here. unshopped

rusholme in manchester.

edited to stop the nazis from raping my cat.
(suboftheday, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:25, archived)
#
bugger, now it's too big
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:26, archived)
# You have broken the internet.
Well done. You have ruined it for everyone.

*edit* sorry that's a bit small could make it a bit bigger please?
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:28, archived)
# Keep it going, fella!
I'm originally from Nr. Rusholme and I'd love a bit of nostalgia.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:29, archived)
# I think I'd rather see the broked icon than Rusholme tbh.
Edit: *Palms face*

EditEdit: Cuntoftheday.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:29, archived)
# b3ta,
forget your potatoe's this broken image links has to be the most annoying of the missplaced apostrophes!
(suboftheday, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:31, archived)
# I overestimated you :(
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:35, archived)
#
Pssst...

its a bit big fella, do you think you could resize it? Good lad.
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:35, archived)
# bitten by a radioactive centipede, signmaker ris morrisson unexpectedly grows to titanic proportions...
...and stampedes about the internet, crushing all under his mighty iron feet.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:34, archived)
# *squints*
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:35, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Scale doesn't make it smaller. No siree.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:40, archived)
# ELLER?
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:41, archived)
# it's Swedish for 'or'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:43, archived)
# ah, JEWOR
best of all the logic gates
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:47, archived)
# Very quick, but seems to work ok...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:16, archived)
# is that
thatcher?
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:19, archived)
# yep...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:20, archived)
# That's a fantastic picture of a kitten skateboarding!
Here's a similar one I did ages back.

Shoddily.



Edit: Rude of me, I meant to point out that yours was very nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Go kitten go!
This actually made me do a proper lol
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:22, archived)
# they don't go together very well
it adds to the shambolic charm of this curiously alluring woman who would otherwise look like that famous norse goddess of the dead, hel
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Brrrrr.
Shiver.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:23, archived)
# gets me fired up
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Keep making up new Winter Olympic events. Keep winning them.


previously 1
previously 2

www.morttheostrich.com
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:14, archived)
# FUCKINGOOSES!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:15, archived)
# No, they're skiing
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:17, archived)
# You Gander?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Portugeese?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:22, archived)
# Like hell! That's some kind of sick bondage play.
FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Hurray!
Thay am winnar(s)!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:17, archived)
# I like your dedication with the snow.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:19, archived)
# psssst
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Oh fuck it's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:36, archived)
# hahaha
this is not the response I was expecting
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Profiled.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:41, archived)
# :D
please add 'in MS Paint while in a hotel bar in Glasgow being watched by a strange Scotsman'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:45, archived)
# Kk.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:49, archived)
# heh.
undead bobsled, please.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:22, archived)
# ahhhhahhhahh now that I would like to see
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:26, archived)
# I'd watch that!
YAY.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Spotted in Waterstones the other week


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and gleefully snapped by Mr Innogen.
(Innogen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:04, archived)
# hahahah
DDUUAAAAAA FFFUUUUUUUUCK
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# DUAAFUU? I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:05, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:05, archived)
# I did a fuck.
now what?
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:06, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:06, archived)
# well played
that rearranger
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:06, archived)
# DAMN FOOL!
Should have arranged the books to read "FUCK A DUCK"

then snapped it :(
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:07, archived)
# ^ I have no idea who this guy is, but I agree with him completely.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:10, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9922536
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:13, archived)
# :C
Words hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:14, archived)
# aww Mu D:
can you ever forgive me?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:16, archived)
# I will if you draw me a stoat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:16, archived)
# hmm
am in the bar of a hotel at the mo eating a burger. It will have to be a MS Paint speshul
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:20, archived)
# You'll have all the laydees watching you, you can tell them that you're drawing a stoat for someone online.
They'll love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:22, archived)
# I just have an odd scottish man watching me
I'm on a business trip. the only laydees for me are online. ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Mr Innogen
is now kicking himself for not seeing it at the time.
(Innogen, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:11, archived)
# Hindsight
is a wonderful thing
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:13, archived)
# ^This^
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:05, archived)
# *Does a fuck*
Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:09, archived)
# FUCKJ
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:15, archived)
# Just had a shit evening and I just want to say AAFUUCCKK
That REALLY sums it right up right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Badly Shopped but worth it
(beneathawindowssevensky is like a psychaldelic bus ride through the mind, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:58, archived)
# CUNTDOWN, TURNAROUND
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:59, archived)
# pick a bale o' cotton
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:02, archived)
# DACRON!!!
ALSO
Nylon
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:06, archived)
# cunt it right down
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# Those cunts with downs have their own show?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Pretty terrible, but for that reason it actually made me smile more than a lot of images do.
So I endorse you.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:00, archived)
# *tries to make zeitgeist smile with late night giraffe*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:02, archived)
# I still love this
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:03, archived)
# The white pixel in the giraffe's eye is completely unintentional, but it perfectly positioned nevertheless
so don't tell anyone and I'll pretend I meant it to be there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:32, archived)
# :>
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# I clicked this last night, brah.
It's nice to see it again though.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:21, archived)
# zeltergiset you are all nice and lovely today
but when we let our guard down you will strike with powerful cuntiness. i am onto you.
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# I'm in a good mood, Shay. I'll try not to hit you with concentrated bottled-up cuntiness later.
How are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:22, archived)
# GOOD
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# That pleases me
Now I'm even happier.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:24, archived)
# half right.
hehehe

done for real by the great man himself
www.dragoncollective.co.uk/submissions/countdown.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Cunt wound?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:04, archived)
# ahahahaah
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry] take this gem from waitrose during reading 06.


Click for bigger (254 kb)

you've really got to hand it to the people that come up with this sh*t
(suboftheday, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:52, archived)
# BIRCMC? I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:52, archived)
# BIRC MC
reading waitrose's baddest abuser of the mic
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:56, archived)
# you kids and your crazy internet 'words'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:56, archived)
# its like ris all over again
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:58, archived)
# No one copied me. I'm very disapointed with you all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:59, archived)
# aye
you were let down very badly
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:08, archived)
# PISS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:53, archived)
# BIRCMC!
pure filth!
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:54, archived)
# GODDAMNIT
ALL OUT OF GIMP PISS
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:54, archived)
# P P PISS
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# PESTO
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Gimp Piss is cheaper in Tesco
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Were you on a ship when you took this?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:14, archived)
#
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# Perpetual dancing device!
-core
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:49, archived)
# cool
kinda happy tree friends style
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:50, archived)
# sensor flick!
Ah, that's what that is. Woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:50, archived)
# How wunnerfule!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Variable pupiltude.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:52, archived)
# *orders perpetual dancing device*
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:52, archived)
# hahaha WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:52, archived)
# likey!
*clickey*
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:54, archived)
# WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY
 
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:55, archived)
# *orders twelvety*
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:56, archived)
# It bothers me that your cat is called Cat Boots but is not some boots.
Surely Boots Cat, Cat da Boots, Cat de la Boots, something like that.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:58, archived)
# i know right
he doesn't even wear any boots
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# Can von Boots, Cat van Boots
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:02, archived)
# Cat Bootsman
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# i wish to express my approval of this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:59, archived)
# CAT BOOTS?
Cat Bots?
Puss-in-Boots?
pussy in heels?
Car Boots?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:00, archived)
# cat shoes
dog moccasins
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# mouse wheels!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:02, archived)
# boo'iful
I like your drawing style :D
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:01, archived)
# PDD!!!
No cat should be without one.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:08, archived)
# get equipped with P.D.D.
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#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:14, archived)
# YES
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# gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:10, archived)
# more Shada
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:14, archived)
# Fuckyeah.
Variable pupilitude is the one cat feature I wish I had.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Building a better Cat Boots...for a brighter future.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 22:31, archived)
# *puts on HappyToast mask*
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:43, archived)
# CORECORE
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# lolcore!
(I helped save b3ta! swifteh You want cheese on that?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:45, archived)
# hahha
loon!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:46, archived)
# BOXCORE
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Hahahahhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Pfft, silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:47, archived)
# COR SID!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:47, archived)
# beee carfule
don't mess with the toasts images
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:48, archived)
# this one wasn't on the front page so it doesn't count
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:50, archived)
# hahaha
my eardrums are still ringing from that last show
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:51, archived)
# *awaits albacore*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:11, archived)
# Everyone who's ever had an interview has pictured this.
(twattybanjo, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:34, archived)
# cept me
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:35, archived)
# I've never had anyone say that to me in a job interview before.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:36, archived)
# You've never been asked for two referees?
(twattybanjo, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:38, archived)
# in the interview, no.
usually they just say they'll let me know when they've made their decision, or words to that effect. Then I get a call or a letter a week or two later saying I'm not being invited back for a second interview.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:43, archived)
# This^ is more like my experinces of job interviews...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:49, archived)
# References?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:38, archived)
# I've obviously been out of the interview circuit for too long.
They used to ask for two referees and discuss them in the interview.

Thinking about it, one of my last ones was Jack Taylor*.

*If you're young forget it.

(twattybanjo, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:44, archived)
# Nah, it can be "requires the names and addresses of N referees" or "N references"
It's all just Human Remains bullshit anyway, to keep them busy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:48, archived)
# haha - nope
but I have had an interviewee say when asked if he had any questions for me (the interviewer) "When do I start?"

He didn't
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:39, archived)
# I get questions like "Who the hell are you?" and "Why aren't you wearing any clothes?"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:50, archived)
# How did you get in here?
Where is security?


that kind of thing huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Arf!
The referees are a wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:40, archived)
# She'll never get the job...
That referee is Welsh!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:56, archived)
# i'd have to say no
nothing in my life's ever been "in order"
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Not even chronological order?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:50, archived)
# hmm
just call me billy pilgrim
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:52, archived)
# hello pilgrim billy
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:56, archived)
# *waves*
*gets unstuck*
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:58, archived)
# WHO'S THE BASTARD IN TEH BLACK
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Whose your father? Whose your father?
Whose your father referee?
Hasn't got one, never had one,
You're a bastard referee...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Look out Cape Town - The English are coming!


(part of a video I am doing for a world cup song)

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:26, archived)
# Noooice.
I assume that craft is just for the WAGs and their luggage.
(I helped save b3ta! swifteh You want cheese on that?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:28, archived)
# yep! would have needed tobe bigger but Cheryl's not going now
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:30, archived)
# I thought Ashley's excuse for the pictures would have been
that they were sent by mistake from his colon.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:33, archived)
# :D
thats ace mate :D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:29, archived)
# yeah cheers
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Looking great. Any chance of a sneaky song preview?
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:29, archived)
# I'll stick it on the links board as soon as it is presentable
(so which world cup it will be for is debatable!)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:31, archived)
# YOUR LANDING GEAR IS DOWN
PULL UP!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:37, archived)
# Ha ha!
How very Star Warsy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:39, archived)
# nicely
but I've got the Imperial March in my head now
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:47, archived)
# SOLID GOLD STAR DESTROYER
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Shada, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:49, archived)
# cool.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:51, archived)
# I drew some fingers.


Click for bigger (407 kb)
Blog of similar stuffs.
(I helped save b3ta! swifteh You want cheese on that?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Yes. You drew some fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:15, archived)
# MY COLLECTION OF SEVERED FINGERS
LET ME SHOW YOU
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:15, archived)
# do you have several?
do you?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:16, archived)
# sure, they're just down in the cellar
let me get the door for you
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:21, archived)
# I knew i couldn't be the only one!
(I helped save b3ta! swifteh You want cheese on that?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:16, archived)
# FINGERS MAN!
Whoa fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Hi Mu
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:21, archived)
# OH FUCK SUDDEN REALISATION OF GREAT TRUTH...
Oh no wait, it's just an epiphany.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:23, archived)
# may I please purchase one of your finest sticks (TM)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:23, archived)
# To be honest I only have the one Mu Stick™
and I'm rather attached to it. I couldn't part with it for less than £7.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:25, archived)
# I don't think that £7 is 'rather' attached. That is 'somewhat' attached. Rather attached is at least £10.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:30, archived)
# I'm literally attached to it.
And we all have our prices, don't judge me man.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Literal attachment is £15.50. I'm not, like, making this up you know!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:35, archived)
# well I was only going to beat you with it, can I borrow yours?
: D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:56, archived)
# united serial killers of benetton?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:15, archived)
# This maze makes me make mazes.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:16, archived)
# I TOOK MY HONDA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK2Qr5Xy7X4

twenty two days to go
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:20, archived)
# sublime
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHhox4_SeHQ
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Hoooooooooooooold my haaaaaaaand
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Gotta love
the Pixies.
(I helped save b3ta! swifteh You want cheese on that?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:30, archived)
# got me a ticket on trademe :)
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:33, archived)
# huzzah!
 
we're seated unfortunately, THEY BETTER NOT BE AT THE BACK OF THE FUCKING ARENA
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:57, archived)
# yeah, same, but hey
IT'S THE PIXIES
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:15, archived)
# COME UP TO MY BEDROOM!
DO YOU LIKE FINGERS?
DO YOU?

I do
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:17, archived)
# I'VE GOT ALL OF THE FINGERS.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:19, archived)
# see them all, standing in a row.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:23, archived)
# digit-al
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:23, archived)
# coo!
My finger collection isn't nearly as nice.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:23, archived)
# i really like this
i like the doodle style...
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:24, archived)
# that's
pleasingly bonkers
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:27, archived)
# I like this from a distance. Close up, it's a bit creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:30, archived)
# now draw a collection of noses.
well done.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Hmm... MSpaint


Click for bigger (132 kb)
My work here is done
(SqueakyCake Uhh, yess..., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:02, archived)
# oooooooo you make me want too shooooooout

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:10, archived)
# ahhhahhhhahh oh man
 
people who say face swaps are boring JUST AREN'T DOING ENOUGH FACE SWAPS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:06, archived)
# ha!

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:08, archived)
# ARE YOU MAD, VULTAN?

here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f5e2yYx1kw

Oslo, my tribute to Flash Gordon, thusly;..hence:;
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxaVxF1D0XM
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:07, archived)
# I once Photoshopped Brian Blesseds head on to a picture
but it was so shit, I decided not to post it on an internet message board.
(AMadDayYes, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:17, archived)
# .


Clicky for de-RISsage 
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:00, archived)
# they've got a page for people like you.
or they had.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Well,
"Life's Like That" I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:02, archived)
# DISPLAY AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 20:25, archived)

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