


... why do you think they call it capital punishment?
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:18,
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guns don't kill people, people kill people...
but I think the gun helps...
ok stop the Izzard now matt
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:30,
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but I think the gun helps...
ok stop the Izzard now matt

you will have to speak up, I am a trifle deaf - that was scraping the bottom of the barrel, I will try to raise the calibre of my puns from now on :)
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:19,
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Is this the appropriate time to gloat over my triple frontpager? no? sorry, shan't mention it then :)
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:22,
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Mantra
and Calibra
These are the names I shall give my 3 daughters. And all shall be good.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:24,
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and Calibra
These are the names I shall give my 3 daughters. And all shall be good.

to take them out for a test drive?
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:28,
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if you wanna appear on saturday morning kids tv
try to get a high score on this, 70 got a
mention this week. plus its fun!
Clicky
its called "nev it up"
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:09,
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try to get a high score on this, 70 got a
mention this week. plus its fun!
Clicky
its called "nev it up"

appear on Saturday morning children's television. I fear, however, that it is not suitablebehaviour for a lady in my position.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:12,
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I, Sir, am a lady. Furthermore I am daughter of the Lord Urquhart of ——shire.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:20,
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Look at me everyone! Look at me!
I've been on BBC on nearly every day of the week.
Edit: well, by that I mean that I've been on cbbc on a monday, tues, weds etc... not EVERY day! ;op
/Sadness over.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:15,
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I've been on BBC on nearly every day of the week.
Edit: well, by that I mean that I've been on cbbc on a monday, tues, weds etc... not EVERY day! ;op
/Sadness over.

I was once mentioned by H from Steps in a TV Times interview and also featured as "M for Magician" in A To Z Of CBBC - some strange feature they did last year.
/You're right. I'm a saddo.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:18,
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/You're right. I'm a saddo.

I once saw Blink 182 naked whilst filming a show in Las Vegas and appeared on the Big Breakfast with gaffer tape over the logo on my t-shirt.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:24,
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My name is Andi Gladwin. I'm a magician. I've done a few TV shows in the last few years (started when I was 15 on the Big Breakfast) and now write magic books for magicians.
Doesn't sound so interesting now I've told ya! ;o)
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:31,
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Doesn't sound so interesting now I've told ya! ;o)

Was 16 then. Anyone know any good photographers for some new ones?
Edit: Me Now:

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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:38,
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Edit: Me Now:


do a trick!
/edit - you must be about two feet tall - look how big those cards are.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:38,
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/edit - you must be about two feet tall - look how big those cards are.

come to the Cheltenham Bash
And Koit will sing and Thor will make balloons.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:40,
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And Koit will sing and Thor will make balloons.

I live miiiiiiiiiles away - although I used to have a girlfriend who lived in Cheltenham. Really near O'neils. I used to go boozing in there.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:49,
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1) Come down and visit her and then come to the bash
2) Set me up with her. I need women.
3) I can't count.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:51,
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2) Set me up with her. I need women.
3) I can't count.

I bet there's kittens all over popbitch.com right now!
I once met Lily from the show Eden that I never watched. Apparently that was produced by Andy Peters. ACcording to him down there (mr dunno)
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:27,
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I once met Lily from the show Eden that I never watched. Apparently that was produced by Andy Peters. ACcording to him down there (mr dunno)

I met the fabulous dancing yak last night and he can levitate.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:21,
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woo...I know how it is done though...
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:24,
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the Balducci Levitation - have google for it...blaine uses a combination of the physical effect enhanced by camera trickery and audience manipulation/suggestion...
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:41,
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Most credible magicians don't levitate that way any more.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:53,
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But he probably does it better than me... I'm a card magician.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:25,
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expecting to see a gurning, feminine hipped, reality desert island tv producing, former broom cupboard inhabiting tv presenter
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:22,
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gurning, feminine hipped, reality desert island tv producing, former broom cupboard inhabiting tv presenter with no front pages to his name :o(
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:30,
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Wound up sitting next to Mr Tarrant. He had a kettle with a fish in it. It stank!
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:21,
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once a young girl gymnast was demonstrating a bridge on tiswas, and lenny henry swears that a member of the crew shouted, so that everyone at home could hear...
SITTING DUCK FOR A DEVIANT!
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:26,
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SITTING DUCK FOR A DEVIANT!

another not quite as good as it should be bbc game.
thanks it's cool but why put a timer on a game where you have to wait for the computer to take thier go, sort of defeats the chance of beating them
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:13,
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thanks it's cool but why put a timer on a game where you have to wait for the computer to take thier go, sort of defeats the chance of beating them

only get a mention on kids tv nowadays if you phone in to say "Justin is fit".
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:18,
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"New Michael Jackson", which makes the bootleg beatles "The new beatles".
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:35,
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spelled Fawcett though
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:08,
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There is. And a fine pub it is too. Used to be my local.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:12,
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Fawcett Inn - Some fond memories of there I do have..
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:14,
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Probably not: this was back in 1990-1991
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:22,
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and i doff my cap for the allusion to clockwork orange
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:27,
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that shall remain nameless once from a:
Tracey Loves
The Old Cock Inn
Tillet
Herts
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:25,
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Tracey Loves
The Old Cock Inn
Tillet
Herts

Cherie Blair was annoyed because Dorothy made her house blow away...

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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:06,
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the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing!
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:06,
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you glasscocking shit!
Actually I'd not seen that before, hee hee!
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:09,
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Actually I'd not seen that before, hee hee!

waiting for something to die.

click for full size
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:02,
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click for full size

that's too close to the house of cards, they always collapse and he's gonna get buried under the rubble.
W/Y/H to a ace pic
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:08,
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W/Y/H to a ace pic

bummer I know! sorry to bring everyone down hehe :)
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:09,
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I bought an elixir of eternal life of this guy in the market.
He had loads left, but it was selling even faster than his bottles of snake oil.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:14,
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He had loads left, but it was selling even faster than his bottles of snake oil.

is French for Port - so you will just get bladdered and develop gout unfortunately :)
non of the above is true
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:16,
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non of the above is true

the "obvious" ;) picnic take on it - I thought it was slim though.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:37,
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We compromised..


First post - please be gentle?


..for birthday.

that you are wearing a most absurd tie?

why, yes- i am.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:49,
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why, yes- i am.

Than to *not* wear an absurd tie.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:50,
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universally acknowledged that a single man in
possession of an absurd tie, must not be in want of a wife.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:01,
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possession of an absurd tie, must not be in want of a wife.

I was thinking about him earlier. Trying to explain what a meme was to a cow-orker. I used him as an example.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:55,
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multicoloured photoswap-shop vibe that was going on...
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:49,
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about sandra bullocks using the word spaz?
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:52,
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that frank realised he would never be as cool as his brother nohands was, and he'll never be down with the monkeys.

if only that would happen in real life.
*craig davids brain all over the walls*
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:47,
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*craig davids brain all over the walls*

that had faulty electrical wiring

looks like it was installed by and indian
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:47,
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I know its been said earlier but heres one of the first pics from the all new mr ed...with the original characters no less.....

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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:34,
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dead of course...
[edit] woo to a better mr. ed pic than mine btw
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:39,
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[edit] woo to a better mr. ed pic than mine btw

woo to the pic
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:36,
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I wonder if they found a mummified Jimmy Greaves with him?
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:31,
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