I can't even remember what i originally intended to do with this
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You'd be surprised...
... why do you think they call it capital punishment?
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:18,
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they say
guns don't kill people, people kill people...
but I think the gun helps...
ok stop the Izzard now matt
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:30,
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but I think the gun helps...
ok stop the Izzard now matt
sorry
you will have to speak up, I am a trifle deaf - that was scraping the bottom of the barrel, I will try to raise the calibre of my puns from now on :)
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:19,
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and barrel :)
Is this the appropriate time to gloat over my triple frontpager? no? sorry, shan't mention it then :)
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:22,
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Vectra
Mantra
and Calibra
These are the names I shall give my 3 daughters. And all shall be good.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:24,
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and Calibra
These are the names I shall give my 3 daughters. And all shall be good.
Will you offer them to people
to take them out for a test drive?
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:28,
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hey
if you wanna appear on saturday morning kids tv
try to get a high score on this, 70 got a
mention this week. plus its fun!
Clicky
its called "nev it up"
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:09,
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try to get a high score on this, 70 got a
mention this week. plus its fun!
Clicky
its called "nev it up"
It has been my lifelong dream to
appear on Saturday morning children's television. I fear, however, that it is not suitablebehaviour for a lady in my position.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:12,
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A lowly missionary?
I, Sir, am a lady. Furthermore I am daughter of the Lord Urquhart of ——shire.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:20,
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I've been on kids TV...
Look at me everyone! Look at me!
I've been on BBC on nearly every day of the week.
Edit: well, by that I mean that I've been on cbbc on a monday, tues, weds etc... not EVERY day! ;op
/Sadness over.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:15,
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I've been on BBC on nearly every day of the week.
Edit: well, by that I mean that I've been on cbbc on a monday, tues, weds etc... not EVERY day! ;op
/Sadness over.
Don't mock my friend...
I was once mentioned by H from Steps in a TV Times interview and also featured as "M for Magician" in A To Z Of CBBC - some strange feature they did last year.
/You're right. I'm a saddo.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:18,
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/You're right. I'm a saddo.
More random pointless fame...
I once saw Blink 182 naked whilst filming a show in Las Vegas and appeared on the Big Breakfast with gaffer tape over the logo on my t-shirt.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:24,
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Ok...
My name is Andi Gladwin. I'm a magician. I've done a few TV shows in the last few years (started when I was 15 on the Big Breakfast) and now write magic books for magicians.
Doesn't sound so interesting now I've told ya! ;o)
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:31,
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Doesn't sound so interesting now I've told ya! ;o)
T'was me... well, still is
Was 16 then. Anyone know any good photographers for some new ones?
Edit: Me Now:
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:38,
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Edit: Me Now:
do a trick
do a trick!
/edit - you must be about two feet tall - look how big those cards are.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:38,
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/edit - you must be about two feet tall - look how big those cards are.
I will if you
come to the Cheltenham Bash
And Koit will sing and Thor will make balloons.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:40,
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And Koit will sing and Thor will make balloons.
tempted as I am
I live miiiiiiiiiles away - although I used to have a girlfriend who lived in Cheltenham. Really near O'neils. I used to go boozing in there.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:49,
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In that case, you have two options...
1) Come down and visit her and then come to the bash
2) Set me up with her. I need women.
3) I can't count.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:51,
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2) Set me up with her. I need women.
3) I can't count.
ARGH! b3ta/popbitch crossover!
I bet there's kittens all over popbitch.com right now!
I once met Lily from the show Eden that I never watched. Apparently that was produced by Andy Peters. ACcording to him down there (mr dunno)
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:27,
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I once met Lily from the show Eden that I never watched. Apparently that was produced by Andy Peters. ACcording to him down there (mr dunno)
Can you levitate?
I met the fabulous dancing yak last night and he can levitate.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:21,
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what - just like david blaine?
woo...I know how it is done though...
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:24,
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its called...
the Balducci Levitation - have google for it...blaine uses a combination of the physical effect enhanced by camera trickery and audience manipulation/suggestion...
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:41,
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Be warned though...
Most credible magicians don't levitate that way any more.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:53,
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I can every now and then,
But he probably does it better than me... I'm a card magician.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:25,
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I take it we've all just checked his profile
expecting to see a gurning, feminine hipped, reality desert island tv producing, former broom cupboard inhabiting tv presenter
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:22,
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Make that a
gurning, feminine hipped, reality desert island tv producing, former broom cupboard inhabiting tv presenter with no front pages to his name :o(
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:30,
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I was in the Tiswas audience once
Wound up sitting next to Mr Tarrant. He had a kettle with a fish in it. It stank!
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:21,
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in your position?
once a young girl gymnast was demonstrating a bridge on tiswas, and lenny henry swears that a member of the crew shouted, so that everyone at home could hear...
SITTING DUCK FOR A DEVIANT!
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:26,
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SITTING DUCK FOR A DEVIANT!
mmmmmm
another not quite as good as it should be bbc game.
thanks it's cool but why put a timer on a game where you have to wait for the computer to take thier go, sort of defeats the chance of beating them
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:13,
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thanks it's cool but why put a timer on a game where you have to wait for the computer to take thier go, sort of defeats the chance of beating them
I thought you could
only get a mention on kids tv nowadays if you phone in to say "Justin is fit".
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:18,
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he's the
"New Michael Jackson", which makes the bootleg beatles "The new beatles".
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:35,
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In Portsmouth there really is a pub called that
spelled Fawcett though
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:08,
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Indeed
There is. And a fine pub it is too. Used to be my local.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:12,
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Do I know you ?
Fawcett Inn - Some fond memories of there I do have..
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:14,
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Mr. Sheep (masquerading in the theme of the day)
Probably not: this was back in 1990-1991
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:22,
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very nice
and i doff my cap for the allusion to clockwork orange
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:27,
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A letter was published in a magazine
that shall remain nameless once from a:
Tracey Loves
The Old Cock Inn
Tillet
Herts
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:25,
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Tracey Loves
The Old Cock Inn
Tillet
Herts
The Blair Witch Project
Cherie Blair was annoyed because Dorothy made her house blow away...
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:06,
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OH SHIT!
the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing!
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:06,
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Fuck off
you glasscocking shit!
Actually I'd not seen that before, hee hee!
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:09,
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Actually I'd not seen that before, hee hee!
It got pretty boring on the plains sometimes
waiting for something to die.
click for full size
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:02,
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click for full size
The one
that's too close to the house of cards, they always collapse and he's gonna get buried under the rubble.
W/Y/H to a ace pic
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:08,
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W/Y/H to a ace pic
we are all going to die
bummer I know! sorry to bring everyone down hehe :)
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:09,
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I'm not
I bought an elixir of eternal life of this guy in the market.
He had loads left, but it was selling even faster than his bottles of snake oil.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:14,
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He had loads left, but it was selling even faster than his bottles of snake oil.
elixir vitae
is French for Port - so you will just get bladdered and develop gout unfortunately :)
non of the above is true
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:16,
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non of the above is true
I knew someone had done
the "obvious" ;) picnic take on it - I thought it was slim though.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:37,
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I wanted a big dog, the wife wanted a small dog
We compromised..
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:02,
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We compromised..
Young Doylald's scepticism against new weapons was easy to detect
First post - please be gentle?
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:51,
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First post - please be gentle?
Albert was absolutely happy with his new Bappie..
..for birthday.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:50,
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..for birthday.
sir. are you aware
that you are wearing a most absurd tie?
why, yes- i am.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:49,
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why, yes- i am.
It is better to wear an absurd tie
Than to *not* wear an absurd tie.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:50,
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It is a truth
universally acknowledged that a single man in
possession of an absurd tie, must not be in want of a wife.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:01,
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possession of an absurd tie, must not be in want of a wife.
tourist guy!
I was thinking about him earlier. Trying to explain what a meme was to a cow-orker. I used him as an example.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:55,
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I liked the whole
multicoloured photoswap-shop vibe that was going on...
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:49,
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did you see the thingy (thread?) in the mirror yesturday
about sandra bullocks using the word spaz?
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:52,
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it was in the park, when the monkeys started him;
that frank realised he would never be as cool as his brother nohands was, and he'll never be down with the monkeys.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:44,
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that frank realised he would never be as cool as his brother nohands was, and he'll never be down with the monkeys.
YAY!
if only that would happen in real life.
*craig davids brain all over the walls*
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:47,
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*craig davids brain all over the walls*
she looks like she just came out of a salon
that had faulty electrical wiring
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:46,
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that had faulty electrical wiring
as prince phillip would say
looks like it was installed by and indian
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:47,
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Well
I know its been said earlier but heres one of the first pics from the all new mr ed...with the original characters no less.....
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:34,
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He's
dead of course...
[edit] woo to a better mr. ed pic than mine btw
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:39,
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[edit] woo to a better mr. ed pic than mine btw
Gerald was famed for his ability to make the driest martinis in the Mediterranean
woo to the pic
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:36,
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woo
I wonder if they found a mummified Jimmy Greaves with him?
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