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# Today we have been...
...cooking.

click for huge bigness
(LaFamilleCatt, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:36, archived)
# i like making cock shaped biscuits
dunno why though....
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:41, archived)
# ...something to do with
putting genitalia in your mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:51, archived)
# haha!
did you really make those?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:43, archived)
# Yep, just finished...
...they're still warm. hold on...

Here we are decorating.
(LaFamilleCatt, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:47, archived)
# giz
one?

sure we`re old mates ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:48, archived)
# I'll...
UUEncode it and email one to you.
(LaFamilleCatt, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:52, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Don't be daft
Cookies are always base64 encoded

/hat
/coat
/door
(I helped save b3ta! N3d, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:56, archived)
# Apparently...

There is Method in my Madness...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:33, archived)
# yes
their method is to be one step beyond
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Woo! 1000 posts!
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:32, archived)
# when
all you need's a spoon. Woo you!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:32, archived)
# heheh
or a spork!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:49, archived)
# congrats
and a firm and resounding woo
(Kael, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:33, archived)
# w00 t00 y00
sir Harrih
(boffy b, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] KKK-Santa
(Schrubba, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)
# help!
I'm making a project called the bayeux tapestry project.
www.chrisemerson.co.uk/bayeux/version2/
Only trouble is, i can't fit the entire bayeux tapestry on the site, it's just too wide!
Dreamweaver and frontpage restrict you to just under 32000 pixels, anyone know how to make the site wider to fit the whole tapestry in? Or an alternate editor which will allow you to make the page as wide as you desire?
(Nade, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:27, archived)
# edit the source in notepad
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)
# tried
i can't manage it tho, i'm not very good at html manually, seeing as i've got to add a few more images and text / links i can't manage it that way. What i need really is an alternate browser with no width restrictions.
(Nade, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:31, archived)
# could you
make the page with a different, smaller picture, and then swap that picture for the larger one you want in notepad?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:33, archived)
# having an image that wide will be a huge download
maybe it would be better to split it into a couple of chunks anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Hi Rob
Who is Lindalee? And why is she spamming me with news of you on bbc site?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:36, archived)
# no idea who lindalee is
or why they are emailing you
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:39, archived)
# hmmmm - it's not to an address that i use for b3ta
anyway:
[email protected]

"Who is Rob Manuel? - B3ta.com BBC interview...

Please see the interview and spread the word....

www.bbc.co.uk/blackcountry/features/2003/08/rob_manuel/rob_manuel.shtml

Regards,

Linda"

they won't mind me signing them up for all sorts of web services then :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:41, archived)
# fucking hell
they used the whole interview. christ. I didn't expect that.

But uh - no idea why you'd be spammed with it. Both me and i'd imagine the BBC would have better things to do really.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:42, archived)
# maybe it's a well intentioned fan...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:44, archived)
# or an evil plot to make me look like a prat
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:45, archived)
# you do a fine job of that on your own :P
but seriously, i don't think so.. it's not malicious, merely irritating that this e-mail address is being spammed, it's a bit futile of whoever it is targetting b3tans, when b3tans are going to see it on the board at some stage...


I thought the inclusion of "spread the word" particularly cheesy :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:49, archived)
# !
why not just put it in flash with buttons to scroll side to side??
(Robj, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:30, archived)
# why not just remake it as a CD rom project?
or burn an AVI on to DVD?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:30, archived)
# Or make it in fabric
and take it round to people's houses when they want to see it?
(Dogsdinner, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:38, archived)
# Har Har!
.
(T1, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:45, archived)
# sounds like
you're going to need to hack it together yourself in notepad
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:30, archived)
# They suck donkeys cocks
use notepad ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:32, archived)
# aha
turns out its not that hard to edit in notepad after all.
(Nade, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:35, archived)
# if you just have several different images and use /pre tags won't it just stretch off into forever?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Wow!
I didn't know you could do that!
(T1, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Kanoe Klux Klan
(Fur King Wang Car, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Hmm...
There's this Belgian kids band called K3, suspicious...

Proof
Note: They're extremely populair amongst Belgian and Dutch kids...
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Quick!
Someone badly photoshop some white hoods onto them!
(Dogsdinner, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:25, archived)
# i would
(clitasaurus, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:25, archived)
# why suspicious?
i like the way that one of them appears to be 45
(edit) ahh, i see. K3=KKK
i haven't woken up yet
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:26, archived)
# exactly, theyre ripe
for the picking.
(clitasaurus, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:26, archived)
# ripe?
practically mouldy
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:28, archived)
# i remember someone mentioning them to be
it's a kids tv thing init?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:27, archived)
# it's a band.
as in music.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Paul Daniels has alot to answer for!
(fudge the return of the man with the cat on his head, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:23, archived)
# fuckin quality
that is quality.
(clitasaurus, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Cheers
I was being lazy and gave my brother the hummus to do this - i'd just got back in from last nights antics and needed a shower - well done my wee bro for making such a good job ;)
(fudge the return of the man with the cat on his head, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:25, archived)
# nice pic
but what happened to the chicago dave thread?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:24, archived)
# bloke said to me yesterday
"why the b3ta board full of wizbit?"
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:25, archived)
# heh
who did that really rough picture based on this with the bunny dribbling jizz?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:27, archived)
# that was
really horrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:30, archived)
# found it
www.b3ta.com/board/175286
it was wizbit with the jizz, not the rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:39, archived)
# has ther been
any other wizbit entries?
(fudge the return of the man with the cat on his head, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:27, archived)
# i dunno
I assumed he didn't recognise the klan or something
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)
# atleast
3 i've seen
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:31, archived)
# I hope you punched him in the throat
and burned his wife.
(Dogsdinner, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:27, archived)
# did u get my email
i made a donation
do i get more icons?
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Did that yesterday
someone else also did it about two threads up from me too. spooky, it must be true then :)

(Kael, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)
#
(Dogsdinner, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Rawk!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:21, archived)
[challenge entry] took me bloody ages

before
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:12, archived)
# That's a bloody good change of the original!!
Congrats!!
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:13, archived)
# i knew it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:14, archived)
# woo!
top banana!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:14, archived)
# hahaha
that's good
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:17, archived)
# well done
but what is ronald doing to that little boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:17, archived)
#
it's a medium boy...
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:19, archived)
# Oh
what is ronald doing to that medium boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:20, archived)
# Hmm...
Something not very nice...
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:24, archived)
[challenge entry] on the moon



must be the Sea of Trankkkuility
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Wonder what the first KKK member on the moon said?
Any suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:13, archived)
# Holy Fuck
I can't believe I'm walking on the actual fucking moon?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:16, archived)
# These helmets are shite
I can't see a fucking thing
(T1, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:26, archived)
#
And I can't breathe
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:45, archived)
# hmmm been done?
oh yea by me!

(clicky)

nice job though!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:29, archived)
# i just downloaded
"whitey on the moon" by Gil Scott Heron, it's funny
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:33, archived)
# I like
Gil Scott Heron -but don't know that one
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] .

Thank you lovely donkey, first FP under my new name WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Arf!
(Fur King Wang Car, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:10, archived)
# hahaha
I actually like that one
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:10, archived)
# ta,
I don't usually enter the compos either
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:11, archived)
# oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:11, archived)
# LOLOLOLOL
Very good!! Nearly made me wet myself!! ooooh dear, too late!
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Heheheh
that gets my new
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:12, archived)
# yay!
i love that, best thing in the news letter
(DeviousMiscreant, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:15, archived)
# my
isn't he gay.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:15, archived)
# As camp
as a field full of tents.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:16, archived)
# gayer than a tree full
of monkeys on nitrous oxide
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:18, archived)
# yay
for good omens :)

and a belated hi cockalorum! for the ninja
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:20, archived)
# i must say
woo yay to that woo yay, very pretty.



and to the original pic, also a big woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:16, archived)
# what do you do the
3d stuff in?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:18, archived)
# It's not 3d
It's done in flash.
(original animation in case you haven't seen it yet)
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:20, archived)
# seen it
loved it

i thought maybe you had done all the 3d stuff in something else and exported it to flash. that probably says something about how good it is if you did it all in flash from scratch
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:47, archived)
# that's a smashing
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:23, archived)
# good but..
its good but its Ku Klux Klan
(PenguinClock, Sat 30 Aug 2003, 5:46, archived)
# ebay typo
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2851085334&category=45321
im so sad! but it made me laugh
(Cockfosters!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:04, archived)
# hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Ermmm...
Snow Shite? Wouldn't want that in a snowblower when I'm skiing!
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:05, archived)
# hahaha
many typos, in fact :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:06, archived)
# What is 'Drawfs'?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:08, archived)
# sfward
spelt backwards
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:09, archived)
# of course
why didn't I see that myself?
thanks for clearing that up
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:11, archived)
# anytime
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:12, archived)
# You fucking
drawfs
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:13, archived)
# there's no need to be rude
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:14, archived)
# "What're you doing?"
"Oh, just looking for 'shite' on eBay."
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:10, archived)
# Thats no typo
They're just being honest
(T1, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Jahled's not feeling very well.
He could do with some cheering up. He would post some funny stuff himself, but he's crap with photoshop. Some Star Wars stuff might make him feel better. Knowing how to cook without poisoning himself might also help.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:03, archived)
# make sure
everything's heated to at least 180 F and you shouldn't have any food poisoning problems.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:04, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:04, archived)
# That's a mighy big blinking fuck off picture
www.CockOff.co.uk

(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Where's Baz when you need him?
He'd calm things down in a trice.

(fucking Klan pills.)
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Heehee
Maybe he should take a Care Bear pill?
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:10, archived)
# Wow!
The affection is making me feel much better already! Thanks guys!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:08, archived)
# This should make you feel better
www.AwwBless.co.uk

(everyone add your nice piccies, we host 'em, and also you get your own gallary you can use for b3ta :D)
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Klan Pills
Take A Klan Pill to make those "luvvy-duvvy, hug everyone" feelings go away.



Sorry about shiteness of pic
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)
# if everyone took those pills,
b3ta would cease to exxist.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)
# NOOOOO!!!
Should I delete the post then?? I only survive because of b3ta!!
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Berk would vanish first....
he is a HugWhore
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)
# cool
how much for a quick squeeze?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:51, archived)
# hugs are free from Berk...
especially when he is drunk...you also get free drool as he mumbles in your ear...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:52, archived)
# I bet
he doesn't lick you like Mike does...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:53, archived)
# euw.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:53, archived)
# ewwwwwwwww
does he get his piercings out as well?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:53, archived)
# tch
not much of a whore then. he needs a good pimp
(edit)what a strange website
www.eecs.harvard.edu/~yaz/en/squirrel_fishing.html
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:54, archived)
# they employ
slip knot to tie peanuts to string?
It must be nice to be a Harvard University student
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:01, archived)
# awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:03, archived)
# its the first google result
for squirrels, i'm surprised no-one has posted it before (that i could find)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:08, archived)
# aren't we all?
we didn't finish our conversation yesterday did we?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:52, archived)
# I think it was decided...
I am a bit older than you...but we both have had a hard paper/milk/tablet round so judging our age is hard
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:53, archived)
# I haven't had
a paper/milk/tablet round, but I have given birth.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:54, archived)
# I'm so young and naive
What are norks?
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:58, archived)
# these
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Oooooooh
Thanks! :D:D:D:D:D. heeheheheheheheheee. Punk Pixie will be smiling for a while now
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:59, archived)
# that's an old one
one of many occasions where I've shopped my cleavage (and one where there was full-norkage)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Where?
8-p
(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:04, archived)
# in
the spazz...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:08, archived)
# You've shopped your cleavage?
Oooh, 16 year old pubescent male Punk Pixie is getting excited! I need to go and lie down! Breathe in... breathe out.... breathe in.... breathe out.. breast in... breast ou.... NOOO!! GET OUT, OUT OF MY HEAD!! :P:P:P WHOOOP!!
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:04, archived)
# puberty's
a wonderful time...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:09, archived)
# yay!
norks!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:00, archived)
# Nork
tastic
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:02, archived)
# keep your hand off of them
you young scalliwag.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:59, archived)
# hehehehehehe
not my hand you should be worried about!! :P. My feet is what you should be worried about! BWAHAHAHAHA!! (I'm in a weird mood again! WHOOPP WHOOOOOOP!!!!!)
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:01, archived)
# I have no concern
about eyes perusing my attributes...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:03, archived)
# praise the lord.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:03, archived)
# the way I see it
norks look good, so they must be there for looking at course, they feel even better, and taste even better than that...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:06, archived)
# i have no norks
to feel.
i want norks.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:08, archived)
# come
to the halloween bash then
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:09, archived)
# i think
i will have to.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:10, archived)
# do moobs
count as norks?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:10, archived)
# Then while everybody else does that
lemme have a gleg at yer norks.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:05, archived)
# It's waffley versatile...
(Fur King Wang Car, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:47, archived)
# arf!
GOOD!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:58, archived)
# ok
that's just freaky : P
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:58, archived)
# its a gift....
*bows*
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:59, archived)
# you mean
it's all tied up with ribbons?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:11, archived)
# but then you eat it
and all you're left with is a bunch of little tool things with no handle.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Assuming you stop there.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)
# i like
a good tool in me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:50, archived)
# what's your favourite tool for bodily insertion?
i reckon it's a black and decker orbital sander
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:52, archived)
# i prefer
a big juicy cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:56, archived)
# It's the KKK this week
"Subtle" was last week.

Fuck it. Enter it anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:59, archived)
# bah
how dull. i was expecting at least a nice lathe or something
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:01, archived)
# I don't know
getting a rooster inside must be quite interesting
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:03, archived)
# any kind of
power tool would do me

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... power tools...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:04, archived)
# oooh
maybe the little tools are all just foil covered chocolate things :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:51, archived)
# And that's just the sort of mad delusion
that leads to the Emergency Room, young lady.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:56, archived)
# Don't
leave home without it

arf!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)
# you'd need two
if you wanted the butter to be evenly spread
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:57, archived)
# that sounds like a euphemism
but i aint sure why
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:58, archived)
# hey baby
you know it takes two to spread the butter really even
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:59, archived)
# two swiss army waffles, that is
*slap*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:59, archived)
# loon
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:02, archived)
# hehehe
sehr woo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:00, archived)
# Morning Folks, have a paintmashed dragon

it's not that good, it started off as a badger
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:45, archived)
# raaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)
# Then that proves
badgers have ambition.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:47, archived)
# I done a dinosaur the other day
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)
# i kenw i was missing something
sound effects are a must

RARRR!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)
# aggggggh!
oh, wait, no, he looks friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:58, archived)
# I
like the knight on the donkey :)
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:48, archived)
# it's meant to be a horse
but it does look more like a donkey

but the dragon was supposed to be a badger, mabye if i draw a fish, it will look like a crocodile
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:51, archived)
# I'm almost certain
that could be expressed algebraically.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:53, archived)
[challenge entry] KKKoke


I'm soo bad at this
'Its not shite its rustic'
(Cockfosters!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Well they did make Mecca Coke
so I don't see why not.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:44, archived)
# i have a friend
who supplied all of Cardiff's muslim cafe's with Mecca coke.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)
# this competition
could get a little tedious.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:45, archived)
# I want
a little Tedious... do you think Heather S could knit little models of him?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)
# haha.
she should make a little army of b3tans!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:47, archived)
# aah, it was heather s making woolly things
i had her confused with mother inferior for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:50, archived)
# mother inferior
makes cards :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:51, archived)
# and websites
www.webbyfeet.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:53, archived)
# i never noticed before
but 01732 is the sevenoaks exchange. hurrah! more local b3tans!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 15:01, archived)
# mother inferior
ran away with a dog.
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:52, archived)
# this calls for Angus McSilly Chicken
head of the Haven't a Clue Clucks Clan
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)
# hahahehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Don't be so hard on yourself
Half of this lot can't wee straight.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] I didn't see it anyway


It's also my first post... don't hit me.
(Flange, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:33, archived)
# wow!
you're going at about12 posts an hour!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:35, archived)
# hahaha
it isn't that many anymore, though...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:36, archived)
# well,
for a moment there he was pretty high on posts per hour rate.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:38, archived)
# you have to keep going though
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:39, archived)
# I wonder if we will see him again ?
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:41, archived)
# don't know
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:41, archived)
# i hope not.
he was beginning to annoy me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:42, archived)
# you should be
nice to new people
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:43, archived)
# I miss him already
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:43, archived)
# like a magnet
misses an egg.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Only time will tell....
only time..
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:42, archived)
# I'm back!
And better than ever.
(Flange, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:47, archived)
# i think i'm starting
to like you again.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Everyone
always does, man.
(Flange, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:50, archived)
# even me
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 14:58, archived)

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