This is bollocks but I don't care

( Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:46, More)

ahh vindalooooo

(i ate all the pies, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:45, More)

( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:40, More)

Actually my life is interesting.
I get up every morning and have a shower. At the moment it is Imperial Leather. I used to think that it was the shower gel used by Stormtroopers, but then I guess they don't need to shower, as they can hide their stench inside their uniforms. After my shower I make a cup of tea for the missus, who doesn't have to work until an hour after I do. Then I go into my room and choose the pair of underpants that are the most bendy, and least smelly. I then colourcode my shirt with my trousers, but this is easy as all my trousers are black. I then get in my car and drive the (too lazy to walk) 3 miles to work. My desk is in the corner facing everyone, so I only get 15 minutes of random surfing before my boss gets in and catches me. I have to work 8:15 to 4:30 but I still manage to fit 5 or 6 cups of tea into that time. I don't take sugar, so that makes it easy as I don't need a spoon. I still have my student skills at taking out tea bags with my fingers. Anyway, I work at testing software for shop tills, which is dead exciting, I can tell you. After work I come home and have a quick nap infront of Richard and Judy, and then I crack open a bar of choccy, and maybe a glass of wine. I then have a nap, and possibly give the missus a kiss and a hug. If she's lucky. Then it happens all over again the next day.
( ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:38, More)

...

(Sith_Lord_Cheese, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:36, More)

Meh!

( Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:33, More)

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(I Go To The Co-Op Every Day with a talking sock, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:31, More)

cheap 'n cheerful

(sandman0733, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:28, More)

As it seems we're flooding the board

( slippymark does not require lubricating, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:27, More)

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:27, More)

(Hairy Midget, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:23, More)

Hope this is random, dull, even pointles enough!



( Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:23, More)

( ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:21, More)

Haha! - just found this one

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:12, More)

Well it's a regular occurrence round our house

random, check
dull, check
pointless, check
daily act, check.

Seems we have a compo entry.

( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:10, More)

Edge of the seat (if you can find one)

( The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:10, More)

kids,eh?

( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:10, More)

Based on a true 'story'

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:10, More)

This even beats the original for level of boredom

( RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:03, More)

He was a man on his way to work...

(Ash Oops, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:02, More)