Urban myth within urban myth...


This is a poorly-contrived excuse to ask the question - which b3tan am I best off going to with a piece of actual proper photoshoppery?

I've got a really nice family photo from a while back which has an annoying branch (of a tree, not an annoying branch of the family) in the way of a few people. I'd like to see if anyone's skills can sort it out.

By "sort it out" I do not mean cover it with CDCs and post it up here omglolroffles.

Reckoning some of the regulars might be willing to have a go at it. If remuneration is an issue I can furnish a rather nice drawing of a spider.

So basically, if anyone has a bit of time on their hands and fancies giving it a whirl, gaz me and we'll take it from there.

Ta, photoshop beyatches ;)
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Apr, 10:42, More)

Done before. Except not only was it someone else's idea (mine)
It is also a stolen idea from a repost by me in this very same compo. Then stolen by onefortheroad


(robneymcplum Is dreaming of a white christmas on, Mon 20 Apr, 19:30, More)

Not actually to scale in any way.

(robneymcplum Is dreaming of a white christmas on, Mon 20 Apr, 14:19, More)

Fred my luuurve....

( Ninj, Mon 20 Apr, 11:45, More)

"Good boy, Firedog!"

( Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Mon 20 Apr, 0:20, More)

I love pistachio nuts
so a tiny fluffy monster eating them would, to me, be a disaster.

click for stupidly big (203kb)
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sun 19 Apr, 23:57, More)

"Gut war das ein verdorbenes Spiel - lassen Sie uns werden getrunken!"* "Huzzah! 'Gluckliche Stunde'!"**

*"Well, that was a rotten game - let's get drunk!"
**"Hooray! It's 'Happy Hour'!"



This may not go down at all well - which is, ironically, exactly the same that could be said of BEA Flight 609. :ohdear:
(claude balls Realises that it was a bad idea to switch to Bold., Sun 19 Apr, 21:11, More)

Mount PEADO finally erupted.

(Michelle Obama's Stalker WILL come up with an original idea one day, Sun 19 Apr, 15:37, More)

( WiL is addicted to BestOfferBuy dot com, Sun 19 Apr, 15:23, More)

Saint Valentine's Day Massacre

( Oxter, Sat 18 Apr, 18:34, More)

oh ooooohhhhh!!!


Click for bigger (195 kb)
(gentleman mongoose should be shot with his own shit, Sat 18 Apr, 9:35, More)

CRASH!!!!!!...

( atomic A-bomb a nation, Sat 18 Apr, 2:32, More)

Bindun Yet?


not actually a disaster, but a portent?

(slightly edited, for those paying attention.)
( tubaman, Fri 17 Apr, 23:14, More)

Cheesy Peeps

(theyellowknight, Fri 17 Apr, 20:36, More)

kituns care you know

(cakeburglar - The nemesis of Mr Kipling, Fri 17 Apr, 20:21, More)

1666 The Great Fur of London


... and yes - they are tribbles :)
( The Twisted Omentum The only thing better than hairspray, Fri 17 Apr, 16:03, More)

Easy mistake to make.

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Fri 17 Apr, 15:23, More)

Not fluffeh
but then I dont care

( Boff Keep Calm and Carry On, Fri 17 Apr, 10:59, More)

FIRESTARTER!...

( atomic A-bomb a nation, Fri 17 Apr, 2:01, More)

evening/morning


I'm having a cup of tea before bed, so you can have this*

*not fluffy enough.
( fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 17 Apr, 1:53, More)