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kids toys for grown-ups

Scalextrix. Action Man. Lego. Kids get all the best toys, then discover sex, booze and fags and leave them all behind. So let's update our childhood favourites and make versions for grown-ups...

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 27 Sep 2006, 21:25)
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# My first and probably last for this compo.

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:45, More)
# Well there you go then.

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:16, More)
# well it would be wrong to hit a real kid... wouldnt it ?

(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 2 Oct 2006, 1:03, More)
# Flick this

(I helped save b3ta! MAP, Fri 29 Sep 2006, 12:07, More)
# ..

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:33, More)
# Kerskunk


Tenuous, I know...
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:10, More)
# yarrrrrrrr!

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 29 Sep 2006, 22:46, More)
# prolly dun before

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 29 Sep 2006, 13:06, More)
# ...rescue the princess and get a blowie!

(gusset, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 17:19, More)
# Also comes in burberry

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:28, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 2 Oct 2006, 0:49, More)
# The SIMON satellite navigation system...
How many directions can you remember at a time?



(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 29 Sep 2006, 14:31, More)
# ..

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 14:14, More)
# 'ning

(I helped save b3ta! Hellsbelles shite at photoshop, flash and all that jazz, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:06, More)
# You'll put someone's eye out with that thing...

(onomatopoeicneologism, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 6:36, More)
# Erm.. Marc Bolan.. with the mini.. against the tree..

A variant to appeal to an older audience :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 21:54, More)
# maybe bindun....


but I wish I had one of these!!
(malmohuset, Fri 29 Sep 2006, 15:48, More)
# first shoppery I've done for ages


not sure if it should be in the compo
edit: fuck it - in it goes
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 28 Sep 2006, 20:41, More)
# Richard o' Brian was on drugs

(I helped save b3ta! cat-biscuit is back, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 16:25, More)
# Yar!... (oh, that was last week)

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 15:19, More)
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