Bear saves crow from drowning, eats an apple.
Ron the seal wasn't available at the time.
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Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:05,
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Ah good bear.
Personally I would have preferred it to stamp the crow's head in. You can hear the other crows in the background getting all worked up because one of their number is in trouble. They do that. I shot one off the roof of my Dad's house with an airgun once, and the sky was suddenly full of the cacking cunts.
CaC.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:14,
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I once shot a rook with a bow and arrow killed it dead, then i really lost the plot and took out a bishop
finally i had my last target in sight and as i drew back the bow string to let fly an arrow straight and true at the king, i was thwarted in my efforts by the pesky queen. at my interrogation the knight from the castle asked my why i did it , and i said i didnt know i just felt compelled to take these actions, i said that some times i felt like a pawn in a game i didnt understand.
*legs it to sound of murrey head
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:11,
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What a big fluffy
The bit where the bear put the startled crow down and wanders off to indulge in that apple was sublime.
The crow comes to and lies there quite clearly going: "What the fucking hell just happened! Fuck me i'm alive."
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:17,
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It did give the crow a big unnecessary yank.
It looked like some sort of death rip to me, and the crow stayed very still afterwards, which probably saved its life. Bear probably thought it had killed it.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:19,
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No, the big fluffy bear gave the poor crow the slap of life
because it was happy and content with the world because it had a sensational apple over on the left somewhere
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:22,
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No.
The crow secretly is into rough stuff and was waiting for some sexy time to happen.
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Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:24,
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Do you think it was startled because it was waiting for the bear to shove the apple up it's arse?
But nothing happened because one of the crow's foul mouthed mates called the bear's mum a cunt or something and the bear went off to sulk?
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:27,
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Yes, I genuinely believe it to be this way.
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Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:28,
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if you listen closely the crow offers the bear an apple if it helps it...then the bear asks "where is it?"and wanders off to get it
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Elvis impersonator, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:26,
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but if that bear had discoved that the apple was in fact a french golden delicious , and not his favourite gala there would have been blood every where
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:29,
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Fucking right.
Golden delicious are the worst type of apple. Made worse by the fact that even their name is a lie :(
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:41,
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and they are French. dont forget the French bit
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:01,
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I'm guessing the crow was horribly oily
And the apple was to get the nasty taste out of his mouth,
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:47,
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nah the bear was over weight and was on a crow calorie diet
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:32,
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Bear Code, page 8:
If thou do good, thou may taketh apple.
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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 23:12,
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