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This is a link post Bullshit Pub Anecdote Generator I made this!
I made this for/at Comedy Central. It took ages. Fuck-all people seem to have clicked on it. Cheers!
 (I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Legless Generator.
Cheers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever happended to him?

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is true one
I once hit a pool ball so hard it flew off the table, bounced off the duke box and landed in someone's pint, splashing him in the face.
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:14, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Official pfft!

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 23:57, , Reply)
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I ran into Gandhi in a dark alley once. He was taking the piss so me and my Dad took my glove off and slapped him round the face with it. Things like that happen to me all the time.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sheeit.
There are a few singular/plural issues like that in it. Bugger.
 (I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post maybe he only has one hand
That just makes the story more interesting if anything.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I asked Billie Piper to get out of my way once.
I was trying to get to the bar. She was in my way. It was a bit awkward because she interpreted me repeatedly saying "Excuse me" as me trying to get her attention, so she turned around and gave me a big beaming smile and said "Hello, I'm Billie!", and I just sort of mumbled, "Can you get out of my way please. I want to get a pint." She looked a bit miffed.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would be good for the Trufax or Gake quiz at the London Bash.
Did I mention a London Bash? Oh, right. Well, there's a London Bash. Check /calendar.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one!
That's great. Will use the mayonnaise story later.
 (I helped save b3ta! dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Thu 5 Mar 2015, 11:44, , Reply)