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This is a link post Diarmuid Makes Me Touch Myself NSFW I made this!
My friend Diarmuid doesn't have a girlfriend and he's a bit down about it. So I filmed some willing girls, saying he makes them 'touch themselves.' That's it, really. It was completely inappropriate and I felt like a pervert doing it, but it cheered Diarmuid up.
(Paint my Album, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
cant believe the most ugly ass one happens to be the most frigid.. funny how you get that with girls sometimes.. and OMG Rosie is beautiful!! You get a clicky for forcing the Californian to say it anyway by the clever techniques of video editing!
 (Miggyman, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Technically...
My name is Rosy and I'm from Withington.

Although, more technically, my name is actually Michael
 (rosyatrandom has no regrets apart from all those regrets, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post we can do
without the misogyny thanks
 (spazdor, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 8:02, Reply)
This is a normal post they make me touch myself

(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post this is fairly hillarious
I like the ending.

DONT TOUCH ME.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post wtf with the one at the end?!
Did you try and touch her?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post To get her to say 'touch' so he could edit it in.

(I helped save b3ta! MetaFarad loves to TANZEN!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah ha ha ha ha ha...
I've not watched it yet, but the scrren still at the beginning and the play button make that girl look loke hitler.

(I'm drunk)
 (13ffx should be working..., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair play that chap.

(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
play button moustache!

(i'm drunk too)
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Maungy Yank
Get in to the spirit of things, join the fit birds ..... or just be a mardy beggar. Clicky.
 (SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahhahahhahah
POwned
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post That wrote itself perfectly
AMAZING brilliance
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
nice editing!
 (I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to say
Nice scripting. Am I the only one who can see it?
 (D1sc0 Yes sir, I can boogie., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe it's more fun the other way

(I helped save b3ta! MetaFarad loves to TANZEN!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post can I touch them?

(khcm8jw, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post stupid americans

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post "xenophobia sucks"
see how many of the joys of life you miss out on, when you allow yourself to be wilfully blinded by lazy, narrow, prejudice.

most everyone else saw, understood and enjoyed the joke, and the willing participation thereof; you only saw an excuse for xenophobic name-calling.

an opportunity to use this as an object lesson, what you tried to do here, and ultimately how silly you ended up looking. what else do you think you might be missing out on day-to-day, when your first resort is always to this sort of cheap, tired-out, collectivist tribalism.

me, i'm not sure the trade-off, that rush you get from subsuming yourself in the mob, and indulging in the toxic "notion of the other", is worth what you lose of your humanity and common decency. have a think.
 (roy.batty has seen things you people wouldn't believe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
You cock.
 (meat2veg hello!, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha this ^

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 18:26, Reply)
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no, i think i disagree with your assesment.

i'll call out ignorant racist fuckwittery any day and all day, and no amount of schoolyard namecalling, or idiot accomplice sniggering is likely to dissuade me.

if that girl was darker skinned, with a different accent, would the b3ta board have condoned 'stupid nigerians' as a reply, or if her surname was appropriate, "stupid jews" ... yeah, yeah, DailyMail/BNP etc etc, let's all be hypocritical double-standard having lazy B3ta fuckwits.

it was a fuckin stupid thing for him to say, end of story.

so, how about you come up to me in the street and call me a cock, see how far you get ... pretend internet hardman, what a fuckin novelty.

fuck generalisations, stereotypes and crass ridiculous nationalisms, and while i'm here, fuck you too.
 (roy.batty has seen things you people wouldn't believe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Chill out.

(McDave, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post sracist

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes they would.
You stupid jewish nigerian cock.
 (I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha
...ha!
 (SpamHammer thinks the world will end on, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Good trollage.
I approve.
 (I helped save b3ta! catbwoy, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 5:21, Reply)
This is a normal post settle down Beavis
bit touchy eh?

eh?

EH?
 (I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post That second one
definitely takes it up the bum
 (I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmmm
Nice tits too, plenty to reach around and grab whilst doing her up the aforementioned bum.
 (I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I mean he made a joke,
You just took it way off into creepy rapist territory.
 (McDave, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post that is so weird
The guy at the end sounds sooo much like me - I actually thought it was me!

Creepy
 (I helped save b3ta! PhoenixBlend, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Wicked...
..Evil...and I love it lol
 (I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 2:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice Job
This is better than any hat I have ever owned
 (Dr Fishfinger Want's to see a fat man give a tit wank, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha fantastic

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:56, Reply)