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This is a link post Fighting Trousers - Professor Elemental I made this!
Some board fellows enjoyed the last video Mssr Elemental and I did together, Cup Of Brown Joy, so I though I'd pop this new one up for you too.

It's a dis rap to that blaggard Master B The Gentleman Rhymer, who has apparently been 'biting'' the good professors style. Dear B3ta folks, prepare yourselves, the biggie & tupac beef will look like pinky and perky by the time its over.

I do hope you enjoy. Pick a side - we're going in.
(iammoog Jumps In De Line and Rocks His Body In Time, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:03, Reply)
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Do we really have to pick sides? Cant we like both? :0)
 (ambergambler NotSoSeriousMusicMixedInANotTooSeriousWay, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^ Bit o' this
You've invented a new genre, be proud Sir.

Love the tune...Backing reminds me a bit of Mr Scruff *Clickity*
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:05, Reply)
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Thats exactly what I thought.

Reminds me of Vibrate off of Trouser Jazz.
 (Operation Interference, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post It's Raymond Scott
...and his orchestra and is only, oh, 73 years old. Check out the album Reckless Nights and Turkish Twilights on Basta Records.

He was the inspiration for a lot of music used by the Warner Bros cartoon people back in the late 30s and early 40s.

/relurks
 (graybo, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post great tip
I'm getting me some of that...
 (exyzed, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post *googles*
*samples*
 (MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a work of genius
well done :)
 (asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post i...
...don't like your tweed, sir.
;)
 (jasondeedemilo 44% mean, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post You could always join forces and take the fight to those damn colonials?
Pesky blighters manage to have frighfully undignified tea party and think they run the World!

Also, click :)
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post The Tom Caruna and Elemental album is awesome.
I even paid for it!

I'm off to see if there's new Elemental to buy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post We did a song with Elemental
Kitten War - www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW_MNiivpTI
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post There Certainly is...
a brand new elemental album which you can purchase at his website. (am i allowed to pimp shit for sale here...?? gulp)

it's rather smashing.

and.. hello Joel :)
 (iammoog Jumps In De Line and Rocks His Body In Time, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I'm off to buy it.
Meanwhile, here's a shameless pearoast to pimp my own music:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AzOqyTzvX8
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant stuff.
May the best man win!
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post This is maarvellous!
I spotted this yesterday and was considering posting it, but thought it would be a bit mean and I should wait for you to do so. Marvellous, marvellous stuff, the pair of you are geniussesses as well as lovely lovely people. Hoorays!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:51, Reply)
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I would have been honoured if you'd had posted it, o lord of the amusing internets, but appreciate the though behind you not. It's lovely to have you in our corner.
 (iammoog Jumps In De Line and Rocks His Body In Time, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
There are only two rappers I can actually sit through a whole song from, and they are both B3tans!
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel the same
Normally I hate rap, but this is some blessed union of rap and the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band. Excellent work.
 (ianisme, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post oooh
that cheered me up!
 (Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
my mates mum is the one in the red dress during the chorus. Also my other mates dad is in it, Classic.
 (I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I say!
Who is the statuesque red head standing by the ring near the end?

Ding dong!
 (salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Fab stuff, long live chap hop!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Fight! Fight!
Just been on The Chap and kicked off, but obviously in a gentlemanly and courteous manner.

Pile in! thechap.net/content/section_news/?p=279
 (all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that's gorn and done it...
Starting a fight on the Chap? How undignified. No, I wanted results, so I picked up your recently polished gauntlet and bowled it through Mr. B's MySpace window... If he didn't see that one coming, Mr. B may be dead... Howzat!
 (Da' Vane, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 0:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Mr B
used to be a regular at the pub I worked the door of. Top Chaps.
 (I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:16, Reply)
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Professor Elemental is my idol...

"... test Professors with the cleverest wit," is now officially the world's best euphemism for EVERYTHING!

I... don't like your tweed, sir!

"It gets my dander right up!"
 (Da' Vane, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Speechless...
This is one of the best things I've seen since I can't remember when. Just splendid in every way. Brilliant.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:14, Reply)