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This is a link post Genuine TripAdvisor reviews of the world's most beautiful places. I made this!

Whiny cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post The last one is actually pretty funny
and South_Aussie63 *has* to be a troll, surely?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post

I took them all off the site, trolling or not, they're on there.

Most of them are bitter old ladies.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Works better out loud.
You're probably right, but don't call me Shirley.
 (mysticegg, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Second comment was bang on
I couldn't believe how rude people were at Niagara.

Also you genuinely can't see anything at the base of Christ the Redeemer. You're far better off seeing it from a way away.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post The view around is pretty damned good -
and I even enjoyed the funicular back down too.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post It reminds me of that Guy de Maupassant who hated the Eiffel Tower so much he would dine there everyday
Just because it was the only place in Paris he couldn't see it.
 (I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Thu 16 Apr 2015, 17:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha
I remember reading 1 star reviews when I went there. Think there's one that's something like "why bother when you can just look at it in a photo"
 (horrid, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cant read the text half the time.
jussayin
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Drop shadow on the text would help.
Very good though.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post If I could be arsed I'd look those reviewers up to see what sort of places floated their boats
shopping malls?
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've come across travellers who buy "Lonely Planet" to get an idea of what to avoid.
I can only imagine that their idea of travelling involves going to stay in Mexican council estates, watching Mexican daytime TV, and eating food bought at the Mexican equivalent of FarmFoods, on the basis that that's the "real" Mexico, and taking a perverse pride in the fact that they were only a short drive from Teotihuacan but didn't go there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post A mate of mine has a photo of a tea house in Nepal
with a big sign outside that proclaims "We are not recommended by Lonely Planet"
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
Just wish there was more!
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely done.
More please!
 (ccc, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is why sites like IMDB are now almost totally pointless for the reviews...
...I mean 1 star for this: www.imdb.com/title/tt0111161/reviews?filter=hate
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was overrated myself.
Competently made, with some good acting but not a masterpiece. 3-4/5 stars maybe, but not a masterpiece.

Clearly the answer is to give it 1 star and write a review that makes me sound like a foaming loon.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you ignore the star rating and look at the looney reviews...
...you get comments like 'worse film ever'...etc and not all of these people are trolling. One guy gave it 1 star and then at the end of his review added 2/10...obviously conflicted.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 16 Apr 2015, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post In contrast...
The Cuckoo Stone, which is one of the rocks in the region of Stonehenge gets the Excellent review "Great for a stone".

www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attraction_Review-g528762-d7709769-Reviews-The_Cuckoo_Stone-Amesbury_Wiltshire_England.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Marn, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair, the Statue of Liberty is a bit crap.
Slightly more than half of its claimed height (305'1") is in fact the fucking huge plinth (154'), which is all you'll see from the ground. And every movie portrayal of it makes it out to be much, much bigger than it really is.

There's the much nicer and less bullshitted-about Colosso di San Carlos Borromeo in Arona, just north of Milan, which for a start doesn't cheat by holding a torch over its head, nor do they assume you're a terrorist and make you book in for an anal probe months in advance to climb up the inside of it:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sancarlone
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post IT'S NOT ABOUT THE HEIGHT!

(I helped save b3ta! Marn, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post The idea is similar
But the content is completely different :/

I thought it was veh funny...
 (I helped save b3ta! imbatman, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Barbar's Adagio for strings...
You could have warned us.
You know, like

"Trigger warning:
This video contains heart-rending music reminiscent of the ashes of a hundred million murdered people blowing across the forever lifeless desert of a burned world."

I'm off for a cup of tea and a sit down.
 (I helped save b3ta! DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 14:04, , Reply)