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This is a link post I will probably regret this NSFW I made this!
I am from Cornwall. Myself and two friends got ruined in a village in Camborne and recorded a Hip Hop LP in an afternoon.
Its really odd and very wrong.

Its all made up on the spot and was recorded in a day. Pls download and listen to once.

The lyrics have uber swearing and mock racisms as some of its themes.

MODEDIT: I've uploaded it so everyone can hear this. The yousendit stuff wasn't working to well.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post 1 minute into the first track and it's ruddy wonderful.
Hang on, there is only one track...and it's 40 minutes long.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome!
Thanks...it gets weirder.

I am 35 by the way.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post no its lots of tracks without a break -
Its the the future of LPs

One track without breaks.

We were very stoned by the end is the subtext
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post 8 minutes in. Deep into Leonard's bit.
This is getting epic.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I live in Camborne
Its not a village.

It is however a shithole

*edit* Sorry Reread. Village "in" Camborne. Which one?
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post We are from par,camborne and st austell
the homes of hip hop

Is Camborne a town then?
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, a shit one
Does your group have a name?
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Name of band?
Yes Drum Valley - we have made 3 LPs. This is the best of a fucking weird bunch to honest.

No idea why we bother.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post You ever play live?

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Play live?
We played once in London. It was full of Japanese people weirdly which was ace.

They had no idea what we were talking about which was ideal, as we didnt either.

To summarise. No.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I will find it had to come and watch you live then I guess.
You would go down very well in the Clipper Bar in Camborne and perhaps the Corn Exchange.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post UK border patrol
That's mighty far north for you to travel. I hope you took your passports when you crossed the Tamar bridge.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Last time I was in the train
and we come over the bridge back down country, half the carriage cheered. Doesn't take much to impress down here, does it?
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 23:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Forget about the mp3
I think I love you for this posting alone.

The album is ace, incidentally. And my Pa is a St. Awful-dweller so I a) feel your pain, and b) understand the lengths people go to to escape it.

To summarise: Fucking splendid, sunshine.
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Three classic Cornish towns you just need Bodmin and Redruth to complete the set.
There seriously needs to be a southwest b3ta bash sooner or later.
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post the one near Cambridge?
if so, I'm very sorry to hear about that
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cambridge is now near Cornwall?
ARGH! And there are still people claiming climate change is a myth!
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post You may be thinking of Cambourne

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey
Sorry I did mean Camborne in Cornwall not a village within itself. That would be weird. Like that dude from Total Recall only they are both villages or towns.

Fuck me. I am tired.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post For a good time
ask for Melina!

Quaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaid, Start the reactor!
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! Just to clear up...
I was pointing out to HappyToast that there is a place called Cambourne in Cambridge, not to be confused with Camborne in Cornwall.

I'm not sure if that's what you were posting about, as I too am tired.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post What I find weird is my Mum and Gran lived in Cambourne in Cambridge
and I live in Camborne in Cornwall
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that pure luck?
Or did you go to Camborne by accident and decided you couldn't be arsed to go all the way back home?
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post bit of both I think

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post 21 minutes in now....
And I have been transported to another plane of existence.

Was the entire album freestyled? Them's some tight rhymes for a honkie.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes 100% made up.
We pride on ourselves on our rhymes. Daft really but thanks dude for the respeck.

I usually get abuse or confused looks.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe, it is most amusing.
Kind of like Derek and Clive go hip-hop.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
Yes. Thats the aim -
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nearing the end and it's falling apart a bit...
...but I'm still laughing.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes it fell apart many times
we plan on doing a xmas Lp using only jewish samples for no reason.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is great :-D
I love when you all start laughing at the silliness of the lyrics :-)
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heheh yes that was the wine and jazz fags.
Glad you all liked it! Weird thought I would get abuse.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is bonkers.
shameless plug again....

soundcloud.com/slapdash/the-geek-shall-inherit-the-earth

Enjoyed yours. Seeing as I've spent all day trying and failing to put a track together, I think listening to this marks time for me to do something else for the rest of the day.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post i can see
how the mean streets of cambourne inspired this
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Camborne
Cambourne is in Cambridge
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post i loikes
have clicks
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post tar

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome
10 minutes in and it good. I'm in cornwall also
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha fantastic
Stupid fresh skills! I hope you go far. Better than that Tedius Drip. :)
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent

(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post My mate is in a band
based in Camborne, Cornwall.
(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 20:13, , Reply)
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(, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 21:30, , Reply)
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(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 5:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am uploading another batch now kids
cant believe people want to hear it. aces
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post here you go
https://download.yousendit.com/Z01OeVdqaytiV3hMWEE9PQ
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post have this LP pleases
https://download.yousendit.com/Z01OeVdqaytiV3hMWEE9PQ
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant Brilliant Brilliant
listened all the way through no probs.
enjoyed every second!
(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aces - Glad you liked it!

(, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post WOW!
This... is insane. Absolutely hilarious!
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Inspired
Brilliant.
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post You need to make a CD happen...
I would pay actual real money (admittedly not lots, as I have very little) for a CD, any where up to, oooh, £8?!

Loving it, it's oddly similar to the masterful Twink - the toy piano band, so if you can manage to package a CD anywhere close to as well as him I might even stretch past £8!
(, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice work ...
... some of the loops are well sexy and yeah it's proper nuts ... which is always good!
(, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anus
How many times is the word "anus" used in this album? It occurs frequently. But you can never have too much anus.
(, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post your stuff
Seriously, this had made an otherwise good Monday absolutely brilliant!
It reminds me of the first time I heard Bad News on cassette many many years ago.
I dont know why you guys did this, but you should definitely do it again.
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 3:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahah!
Ok. Aces.

We are making a new LP VERY SOON!
(, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's fucking brill!
deliciously surreal

I was really sad when it ended...MOAR!!
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post funkin ace
want it.
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:15, , Reply)