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R&B, innit. Sorry if you already saw this on the temporary board...
This song is about how Miss Riskay suspects her man has been cheating, and how she wants to determine if she's right.
She also threatens to "pull out her 9." Oooh, suspense.
Lyrics are totally NSFW, visuals are OK.
For techy types: The iPhone survives quite a long drop unscathed...
( , Wed 4 Jun 2008, 21:14, Reply)
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I can't believe this is serious.
Maybe this should be the solution on Jeremy Kyle and Trisha. Would save a fortune on lie detector tests.
( , Wed 4 Jun 2008, 21:17, Reply)
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But I do like the Snickers bar jacket on a fat man.
( , Wed 4 Jun 2008, 21:25, Reply)
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My answer to any reasonably attractive human female would be "Why yes, you may- and thank you for asking!"
What the hell, all the local canines of either gender seem to take for granted that it's ok.
( , Sun 8 Jun 2008, 3:58, Reply)
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Rob stole my smart-arse comment above and used it for the newsletter. I'll take full credit ;)
( , Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:31, Reply)
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I'll probably get naughty stepped for this but, THIEVING CUNT!
:D
( , Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:36, Reply)
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"thieving ginger cunt" is the correct terminology.
( , Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:10, Reply)
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You go girl - take the power back and smell that man's dick.
( , Fri 6 Jun 2008, 23:16, Reply)
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That you have realised your dream and are going to sing the chorus on a new song, to your parents and grand parents. When the lyrics are 'let me sniff your bell'??.....or whatever
( , Wed 4 Jun 2008, 21:25, Reply)
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.. because when ones been out screwing around, one never showers before going home to the missus.
( , Wed 4 Jun 2008, 21:39, Reply)
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Not sure of her reasoning...I mean, I'm totally faithful to my wonderful partner, and yet my cock fucking stinks.
( , Wed 4 Jun 2008, 21:51, Reply)
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I dream of the day a girl asks me that.
Quite like the acoustic version...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAkDOOveFz8&feature=related
Nerdy white boys FTW!
( , Thu 5 Jun 2008, 0:25, Reply)
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I posted this quite a while back on the /talk board. Still funny though :)
( , Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:34, Reply)
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I can't believe she manages to rhyme 'bitches' with 'pictures'
( , Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:02, Reply)
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I'm obsessed with the godawfulness of it...Just imagine the scene.
"What time is this, you fucker?"
"I'm sorry baby, I got held up"
"YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME!!"
"No, baby. Naaah!"
"I SHOULD LEAVE YOU!"
"OH, ITS LIKE THAT? I AINT DONE SHIT BITCH"
"RIGHT, GET YOUR DICK OUT, IM GOING TO FUCKING SNIFF IT!"
"What?"
"GET YO DICK OUT MUTHA FUCKA. IM GONNA SMELL YO DICK!"
( , Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:06, Reply)
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To see Jonathan King do a duet/remix with this and "buggering boys"
( , Fri 6 Jun 2008, 18:14, Reply)
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This song is only necessitated by the fact that black people don't use condoms and thus spread AIDS.
( , Sat 7 Jun 2008, 11:03, Reply)
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How can you not trust a guy who can bust an impromptu rap like that when you accuse him of cheating?
And ask to smell his dick.
( , Sat 7 Jun 2008, 18:34, Reply)
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Can't someone make it go away and bring on some fluffeh?
( , Tue 10 Jun 2008, 0:13, Reply)