Title with a pun in it.
Humorous anecdote about a prank involving a latrine.
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 21:55, 28 replies)

Vicious trolling with very little provocation.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 19 Oct 2012, 22:29, closed)

Maniacal laugh... maniacal laugh...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sat 20 Oct 2012, 6:01, closed)

[weekly explanation of what "trolling" means]
[idle musing as to whether it's the mundanity, neediness or stupidity of qftw regulars that makes them most tragic]
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 20 Oct 2012, 8:34, closed)

[obvious suggestion that in your case, it's all three]

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 20 Oct 2012, 8:39, closed)

[statement questioning the implication that you are my biological parent]

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 20 Oct 2012, 10:29, closed)

[something about your mom, probably]

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 20 Oct 2012, 11:11, closed)

You're not very good at this.
Can I have somebody else to play with?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 20 Oct 2012, 11:17, closed)

Tired of playing with yourself every night?

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Sat 20 Oct 2012, 13:46, closed)

I could never get tired of that.
I've tried. Oh how I've tried.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 20 Oct 2012, 14:49, closed)

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong relationship.

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Sat 20 Oct 2012, 17:55, closed)

lol
"mom"
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 20 Oct 2012, 14:08, closed)

Is it one of those dreary colonials?
I thought they'd all flounced by now.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 20 Oct 2012, 14:50, closed)

Nope, this cunt has no excuse. He's from Finsbury fucking Park the bent twat.
He probably says 'mom' because that's how people talk in the pathetic zombie films he just cannot grow out of.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 15:16, closed)

Inane "Me Too" Reply
...with added implication of it being worse in some way.
( Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Sat 20 Oct 2012, 7:48, closed)

[picture of a horse]

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 20 Oct 2012, 8:25, closed)

[i like breasts]

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 20 Oct 2012, 9:42, closed)

[really long wiggly upper and lower case username with exclamations]

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 20 Oct 2012, 10:23, closed)

Comment implying that those on the talk board meddle with kids.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Sat 20 Oct 2012, 9:57, closed)

Invitation for Bert to fuck off.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 20 Oct 2012, 10:20, closed)

Cheers

(McChinaman banned, Sat 20 Oct 2012, 10:24, closed)

RIP leglses alwez in R hartes

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 20 Oct 2012, 10:30, closed)

So your story is...?

(McChinaman banned, Sat 20 Oct 2012, 12:34, closed)

my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i ... he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 20 Oct 2012, 13:44, closed)

Your sort have RUINED this place.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 20 Oct 2012, 11:23, closed)

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 21 Oct 2012, 19:12, closed)

[Failed attempt to join in with joke, drawing only contempt and derision from everyone else]

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:30, closed)

Pointless comment added long after everyone's stopped reading this thread.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 22:20, closed)

[Steve Macdonald montage]

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 15:17, closed)