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Question from bangthedrum

(, Thu 30 May 2013, 15:27)
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My problem is - I've always wanted to cop a feel off of Angelina Jolie. And now, I can't, obviously. So I wrote a poem about it....
I really wanted to get my hands
On Angelina Jolieís mammary glands
I just want her organs of lactation
She had Ďem chopped off in a tit operation.
Theyíre really good, Iím not a cynic
I went through the bins at the Hollywood clinic
Itís for the best now, she supposes
I hunt for the puppies with their little pink noses
My search is thorough, i donít use haste
Trawling through skips of medical waste
I couldnít find them - fancy that!
Just bags of liposuction fat
That smelled so rank i lost my humours
And just found bin bags full of tumours
But then I ran right out of patience
I couldnít find A.J.ís amputations
I threw some tantrums and some fits
Just where were Angelina Jolieís tits?
So ploughing on, ignored my cautions
Unearthed a vat of late term abortions
And tons of cocks - a huge consignment
From loads of gender realignment
Iíll never find them here, i bet
So logged my phone on the internet
I looked online - and was I glad!
I found her tits on a CraigsList ad!
I skipped around like a ballerina
Iíll buy the milk-churns of Angelina!
Just like the quest for the grail, so holy,
So close now to the knockers of Jolie!
Damn horny - my cock started dripping
But they didnít do international shipping
Thatís crap, thatís shit, thatís total cobblers
Iíll never get my hands on A.J.ís wobblers.
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 8:47, closed)
Too late.
Brad made them into bars of soap.
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 8:52, closed)
Ahhhh....!
Well done!
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:27, closed)
i dun a pome too
There once was a creepy internet virgin,
Who behaved like a creepy internet virgin,
The charmless prick
Was a charmless prick
And a total fucking internet virgin.
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:11, closed)
Needs a bit more work, really.
But that's just my opinion, though.
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:29, closed)
you are John Clarke aicmfp

(, Fri 31 May 2013, 14:08, closed)
what a frightfully witty poem
bravo
(, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:16, closed)

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