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Tell us about your least successful date. Arrive late? Forget their name? Show them goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? Or was it the other way around?

(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 16:27)
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First date, so let's go to the pictures
I took her to see Shallow Grave.
Not ideal first date material, I now see in retrospect.
(, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:03, 12 replies)
Good film, though.
I went to see Fast and Furious 6 with my girlfriend last year, because she wanted to. What a load of hoary old bollocks that was.
(, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:06, closed)
No you didn't
It only came out this year. But I have also been forced to watch it on a date, she enjoyed it. It was our final date.
(, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:12, closed)
Ah yes, you're right.
It just seemed like a longer time ago because the rest of my life has been so much more interesting since then.
(, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:18, closed)
I, too, went to see Shallow Grave on a date...
I bet her £5 she wouldn't suck me off in the cinema.
She did.
I gave her £5.
Is that prostitution?
(, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:15, closed)
only if it really happened

(, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:16, closed)
Ah now, blowjobsthatdidnthappentome.com is the new growing niche porn.

(, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:23, closed)
So...
A "no job" then?
(, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:31, closed)


(, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:35, closed)
I make a point of showing Keith Allen's cock to every woman I date.

(, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:29, closed)
I, too, went to see Shallow Grave on a date...
I bet her £5 she wouldn't suck me off in the cinema.
She did.
I didn't give her £5.
Is that rape?
(, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:31, closed)
Depends...
Did you buy her cinema ticket?
(, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:36, closed)
Only if it didn't happen to SigourneysBeaver.

(, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:40, closed)

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