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"Let's get all the fireworks and pile dog shit on top of them". I can't believe I actually said that, and I still can't believe I was the one who lit them and couldn't run away in time. Tell us about your spectacularly misjudged ideas.
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( , Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:15)
"Let's get all the fireworks and pile dog shit on top of them". I can't believe I actually said that, and I still can't believe I was the one who lit them and couldn't run away in time. Tell us about your spectacularly misjudged ideas.
Suggested by Pig Bodine
( , Thu 24 Jul 2014, 13:15)
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I once saw a mate crushing up a paracetamol and rolling a spliff with it
I mean... why? In the name of all that's shiny, why? He even had a bag of weed with him, too.
Twat.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:34, 26 replies)
I mean... why? In the name of all that's shiny, why? He even had a bag of weed with him, too.
Twat.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:34, 26 replies)
I once rolled a joint of freeze dried coffee.
It was harsh.
I say "rolled", but " drunkenly mashed together " would be more accurate.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:00, closed)
It was harsh.
I say "rolled", but " drunkenly mashed together " would be more accurate.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 17:00, closed)
I'm an eternal optimist.
Every week I put the past behind me and expect the best of people.
And what do I get? Folk who smoke painkillers and try to dissolve weed cuttings in fucking nail polish remover.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:02, closed)
Every week I put the past behind me and expect the best of people.
And what do I get? Folk who smoke painkillers and try to dissolve weed cuttings in fucking nail polish remover.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:02, closed)
Don't fret, old bean.
I don't think everyone here takes this as seriously as you do. Life is capable of throwing up better surprises than a decent set of answers to qotw - try and raise your goals a smidgen.
With a bit of effort, thought and energy, I'm sure you can crawl out of your depressive hole. Maintain a focus on what you really want from life, do this and I can assure you, you'll be out the council house in no time. Imagine that... No more Asda baked beans in the pizza oven. No more plastic cutlery. No more value toilet paper. No more pesky social services visits. No more money in the meter. No more pain. No more psychiatric evaluations. No more Monday mornings at Stoke job centre. No more loneliness. No more. No more. No more. Repeat. Repeat. I will stand for this no more. I will take this no more. I. Will. Take. This. No. More.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:58, closed)
he crywanks every time he replies to me or writes about me
which is ... every single time he posts on here
It'd be flattering if he weren't such a creepy fantasist.
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:05, closed)
which is ... every single time he posts on here
It'd be flattering if he weren't such a creepy fantasist.
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:05, closed)
Relax, old chap.
Work is out there, you just need to look in the right places.
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:20, closed)
I've done the same thing with Pro Plus
but fail to see what effect a parcetamol would have.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:10, closed)
but fail to see what effect a parcetamol would have.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:10, closed)
and makes you less of a complete fucking moron, you complete fucking moron
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 8:26, closed)
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 8:26, closed)
That's just weird.
Broadly speaking, inhaling something gets it into your bloodstream (via your lungs) quicker than ingesting it (via relatively slow absorption through the gastro-intestinal tract, and first-pass metabolism by the liver) would.
So that would make sense if you were talking about something with euphoric effects. Paracetamol has many effects, but euphoria isn't one of them. If it was, we'd all be injecting Calpol.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 23:19, closed)
Broadly speaking, inhaling something gets it into your bloodstream (via your lungs) quicker than ingesting it (via relatively slow absorption through the gastro-intestinal tract, and first-pass metabolism by the liver) would.
So that would make sense if you were talking about something with euphoric effects. Paracetamol has many effects, but euphoria isn't one of them. If it was, we'd all be injecting Calpol.
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 23:19, closed)
See now, the thing about Calpol is makes you hallucinate root vegetables in all sorts of places...
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 23:55, closed)
( , Wed 30 Jul 2014, 23:55, closed)
Not so fast!
A paper 'The Common Pain of Surrealism and Death'
pss.sagepub.com/content/24/6/966
Which lead to the NHS publishing www.nhs.uk/news/2013/04April/Pages/paracetamol-not-recommended-for-painful-emotions.aspx
This is an interesting paper, on the effect of taking paracetamol on the effects of thinking about death.
Surprisingly, the study found a not zero effect.
This was dramatically overreported in most of the 'quality'* papers.
www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2311655/Popping-paracetamol-help-treat-EMOTIONAL-pain.html
* 17.
Quality
something a chav says when he/she sees something that they know nothing about and think its good
"oh gaz that beasty car is quality"
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 8:36, closed)
A paper 'The Common Pain of Surrealism and Death'
pss.sagepub.com/content/24/6/966
Which lead to the NHS publishing www.nhs.uk/news/2013/04April/Pages/paracetamol-not-recommended-for-painful-emotions.aspx
This is an interesting paper, on the effect of taking paracetamol on the effects of thinking about death.
Surprisingly, the study found a not zero effect.
This was dramatically overreported in most of the 'quality'* papers.
www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2311655/Popping-paracetamol-help-treat-EMOTIONAL-pain.html
* 17.
Quality
something a chav says when he/she sees something that they know nothing about and think its good
"oh gaz that beasty car is quality"
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 8:36, closed)
Dried banana skins were all the rage when I was a kid.
Don't remember seeing anybody actually get one alight though.
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 2:37, closed)
Don't remember seeing anybody actually get one alight though.
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 2:37, closed)
Just googled 'Paracetamol Spliff'
First thing that pops up is
"Don't most french take paracetamol anally?"
Why in the name of shuddering fuck would you want to toke paracetamol. Is this some kinda joke on Joint Pain?
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 3:31, closed)
First thing that pops up is
"Don't most french take paracetamol anally?"
Why in the name of shuddering fuck would you want to toke paracetamol. Is this some kinda joke on Joint Pain?
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 3:31, closed)
Fillers, Lubricants, Colorants, Flavors, Plastizicers, Coatings, Disintegrants, Binders
I think it's a really good idea to set light to this kind of stuff and inhale the smoke produced.
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 3:56, closed)
I think it's a really good idea to set light to this kind of stuff and inhale the smoke produced.
( , Thu 31 Jul 2014, 3:56, closed)
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