Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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This was my friendswe are constantly accosted by hari krishnas on the street trying to get money from us. the majority of people walk away, but generally get caught. we came up with the (seemingly) ingenious plan of just confusing them. see, if, when approached, you say something like "i'm allergic to shelfish " or "oh wow, i'm jewish" they stop to think, and you can scurry away. After a while, though, my mate sean got a bit pissed off with them, and had a plan.
it was this.
the next time a "gouranga" person accosted him on the street, saying " do you know the word?" he pulled out a mini pocket bible, held it at their face at arms length and began screaming "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
he doesn't get a lot of bother now.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 17:26, Reply)
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