When getting laser eye surgery you can smell your own eyeballs burning
It's a fairly revolting smell. It reminded me of overgrilled octopus. It's the kind of smell you only really want to smell once.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 16:34, 12 replies)

Burning pubes smell like scorched popcorn,
I observed as the doctor was burning a hole in my nutsack.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 17:03, closed)

they made me remove my pubes before I had mine done

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 7:44, closed)

I clipped mine down to stubble,
as I didn't fancy using a razor down there.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:37, closed)

i immac-ed mine
i left my main thatch in the shape of a 5 pointed star
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 16:56, closed)

Oh fantastic.
Im on a waiting list for minor eye surgery, I had the whole procedure explained to me to put my mind to rest.
Not once did they mention a burning smell, sly buggers.
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 17:41, closed)

The procedure itself isn't that bad
It is deeply weird, but it's certainly not painful or anything
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:15, closed)

She did say it wasnt painful and that you only felt a little pressure like someone gently tapping on your eyeball.
mm ok
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 19:37, closed)

It was the noise
It was the noise that was the worst for me. It was enough to make me try to jump back which was why a nurse was stood behind me when it happened.
(harem-member hiding in the corner, Sun 14 Jul 2013, 22:47, closed)

The cloppers of your 'models' smell worse.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:43, closed)

I had mine done about 15 years ago, when it took a long time to heal...

After the anaesthetic droplets wore off, it hurt like fuck, so I was given several painkillers with strength ranging from MASSIVE to mild to take over time as the pain got less severe.

Because I couldn't see, it was the responsibility of my g/f of the time to give me said drugs, and the stupid cow got them in the wrong order, giving me the mildest ones first. Ow.

I understand laser eye surgery is quite a simple and pain-free process nowadays.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:33, closed)

smashing
I guess they arent really going to want me getting to and from there by bus then :/
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 19:38, closed)

I went by tube
but I went with my girlfriend who'd had the procedure herself six months previously, and after I guided her home with her eyes closed that time she did the same for me
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 10:58, closed)