Broken Promises
Thebigfella tugs our coat and says: Are you a LibDem minister, a cheating partner, or maybe you have an annoying friend you can't be bothered with? Tell us of promises you've broken, or if you've been on the receiving end.
( , Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:40)
Thebigfella tugs our coat and says: Are you a LibDem minister, a cheating partner, or maybe you have an annoying friend you can't be bothered with? Tell us of promises you've broken, or if you've been on the receiving end.
( , Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:40)
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"Hey, how about a quick game of
'Guess what your sister had for breakfast yesterday'?
Can you taste the bacon?"
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'Guess what your sister had for breakfast yesterday'?
Can you taste the bacon?"
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Dad Couldn't Stifle A Laugh
When my dad explained the 'birds and the bees' (which finally explained a lot of cryptic jokes I had been hearing in school) he finished by saying that he was always available to chat, always understanding, and by all means, please confide in him about anything.
A week later, I confided that I felt 'tingling' in the balls. He replied: "Tingling? Tingling?" Then he burst out laughing.
Understanding, my ass. They still tingle, and I don't know why.
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:38, 1 reply)
When my dad explained the 'birds and the bees' (which finally explained a lot of cryptic jokes I had been hearing in school) he finished by saying that he was always available to chat, always understanding, and by all means, please confide in him about anything.
A week later, I confided that I felt 'tingling' in the balls. He replied: "Tingling? Tingling?" Then he burst out laughing.
Understanding, my ass. They still tingle, and I don't know why.
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:38, 1 reply)
*Knock knock*
I'm sure your tonsils shouldn't sound like that.
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I'm sure your tonsils shouldn't sound like that.
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"I don't give a shit what you think, I'm going to come in your mouth and that's an end of it...
...wait a minute, you're not my sister!"
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:20, 2 replies)
...wait a minute, you're not my sister!"
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How's about
you bob up and down on my member like a ship rounding cape horn in inclement weather.
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:10, 11 replies)
you bob up and down on my member like a ship rounding cape horn in inclement weather.
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:10, 11 replies)
"Mmmmmm, have you just had the elastic bands changed on your braces?"
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"I had to put up with this twenty times a day for two and a half years, honey"
"so surely you can manage once a month."
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:54, Reply)
"so surely you can manage once a month."
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"And now we've splurged over into another page.
So, y'know, might as well echo that success...in your mouth."
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:47, Reply)
So, y'know, might as well echo that success...in your mouth."
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"If I pull out before I come, it won't have got clean from being up your bum yet."
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"Ha! You've fallen victim to my cunning plan. I placed a hefty dose of knups in your evening coffee
and now you need three doses of the antidote to make it safe or you shall die! What is it, you ask? Why, just turn the letters around to reveal the substance that could save your life!"
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:15, Reply)
and now you need three doses of the antidote to make it safe or you shall die! What is it, you ask? Why, just turn the letters around to reveal the substance that could save your life!"
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"How about if we call it 'firing the baby cannons at your bow porthole'?"
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here comes the fire engine
nee naw nee naw. Turn on the foam hose! whoosh
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:07, Reply)
nee naw nee naw. Turn on the foam hose! whoosh
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"For some reason I don't sing the Pokemon evolution theme when I come, if it's from a blowjob"
"and I know you're really tired of hearing that..."
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:07, 2 replies)
"and I know you're really tired of hearing that..."
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:07, 2 replies)
Choke you to death? Well, that's a risk I'm willing to take...
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You know how much you like Yakult
Well its quite similar
Hang on baby, here it comes. Uh uh UHH mmm Danone!
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:02, 1 reply)
Well its quite similar
Hang on baby, here it comes. Uh uh UHH mmm Danone!
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:02, 1 reply)
Hey QOTW
I've got a question for you too...
Why are you still here?!?
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:01, Reply)
I've got a question for you too...
Why are you still here?!?
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:01, Reply)
You know how you like dragons? I've got this great trick about an angry one.
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well what about
I catch it in my hand and then try to throw it in from here?
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:26, Reply)
I catch it in my hand and then try to throw it in from here?
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:26, Reply)
Dammit SVLA!
Now I'm going to have to come round and jizz in YOUR mouth....er, I mean not, er, no, 'course...
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:12, 2 replies)
Now I'm going to have to come round and jizz in YOUR mouth....er, I mean not, er, no, 'course...
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:12, 2 replies)
you know those things
That dentists use to wedge your mouth open, well guess what I got off ebay
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:11, Reply)
That dentists use to wedge your mouth open, well guess what I got off ebay
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:11, Reply)
I promise, now, that I will never make another come-in-your-mouth joke on this board as long as I live.
I think we've made them all anyway. Gentlemen? We can rest easy now, secure in our collective triumph.
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:10, 4 replies)
I think we've made them all anyway. Gentlemen? We can rest easy now, secure in our collective triumph.
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:10, 4 replies)
"It would mean so much to me if you did"
"I don't like looking at all that blood and green stuff that comes out."
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:05, Reply)
"I don't like looking at all that blood and green stuff that comes out."
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