Broken PromisesThebigfella tugs our coat and says: Are you a LibDem minister, a cheating partner, or maybe you have an annoying friend you can't be bothered with? Tell us of promises you've broken, or if you've been on the receiving end.
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"Hey, how about a quick game of'Guess what your sister had for breakfast yesterday'?
Can you taste the bacon?"
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Dad Couldn't Stifle A LaughWhen my dad explained the 'birds and the bees' (which finally explained a lot of cryptic jokes I had been hearing in school) he finished by saying that he was always available to chat, always understanding, and by all means, please confide in him about anything.
A week later, I confided that I felt 'tingling' in the balls. He replied: "Tingling? Tingling?" Then he burst out laughing.
Understanding, my ass. They still tingle, and I don't know why.
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"I don't give a shit what you think, I'm going to come in your mouth and that's an end of it......wait a minute, you're not my sister!"
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How's aboutyou bob up and down on my member like a ship rounding cape horn in inclement weather.
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"Mmmmmm, have you just had the elastic bands changed on your braces?"(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:55, Reply)
"I had to put up with this twenty times a day for two and a half years, honey""so surely you can manage once a month."
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"And now we've splurged over into another page.So, y'know, might as well echo that success...in your mouth."
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knock knock"Who's there,?"
"My cock, now get on with it"
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