Things you can't unsee...The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."
Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee
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chthonic, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
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Amorous Badger, star of hit documentary 'Fat Girls and Feeders', attempting to be funny on a moribund messageboard.(, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 14:28, 8 replies)
^ looks like a maggot(, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 14:41, closed)
like you'd attract any fish if you used him as bait
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 15:45,
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You'd certainly attract a whale(, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 16:15, closed)
you'd certainly attract magnets and metal detectorsand fuck-all else
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 16:30,
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You beat me to it.(, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 0:02, closed)
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