I'd apologise to Billy Joel, but he's a cunt.
Phil Brown, Garry Mabbut, Paul Walsh, Kaulo Toure,
Brian Blessed, Margot Kidder, (Lois Lane Dontcha know),
Brian Jacks, Maureen Mowlam, Robin Cook, Alistair Darling
Barry Fry, Stephen Fry, Josh Widdicombe (and his bro).

Stewart Lee, Jonathon Ross, Robert Smith,
jimbob, "Fruit Bat" and Stan Collymore, Bilel Moshni, Brooking, Bobby Robson going mad, Martin, Sonia, Billy from Eastenders.

I didn’t make them tea,
I only made it
For the bloke from Bucks Fizz.
I didn’t make them tea,
I only saw them
But I didn’t serve them.

Witherspoon, Joe Conteh, Bruno and Terry Marsh
Jo Brand, Jo Wiley, Jo Wiley again
Simon Pegg touched my leg, Bridgestock did not,
Milton Jones is miserable, and he saw my cock
Rick Stein, Dr Who’s Rory, The Hoff on Harley Street,
Louis Theroux (riding bike), Darth Vader, Sand People,
Tony Daniels, Warwick Davis, Kenny Baker, Peter Mayhew,
Michael Palin, Terry Gillam, (I’ve seen two Pythons).

I didn’t make them tea,
I only made it
For the bloke from Bucks Fizz.
I didn’t make them tea,
I only saw them
But I didn’t serve them

David Wicks, Carl Hiaasen, Richard E Grant, Colin Baker,
Alan Sugar, Garry Bushell, (Actually I did serve them)
Simon Le Bon, Ian Lavender, The Honky Tonk Man,
Steve Davies, in the gym, his trainers had holes.

Jon Bernthal, Damon Albarn, Hannah Spearit, (and her ma),
That bloke, Ian something, (plays Churchill in Dr Who)
Freema Ageyman, Daniel Slott, Paul Cornwell and Stan Lee,
Darren Hayman, "Lucky", The MORE THAN Dog.

I didn’t make them tea,
I only made it
For the bloke from Bucks Fizz.
I didn’t make them tea,
I only saw them
But I didn’t serve them

Dan Didio, Joe Quesada, "The bloke from Magners Ad"
David Lloyd, Mark Buckingham,
"Him who played Candyman", Candyman,
Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman,
Glamour Models, Wrestlers, who's names I do not know,
Olive from On The Buses, what else do I have to say?

I didn’t make them tea,
I only made it
For the bloke from Bucks Fizz.
I didn’t make them tea,
I only saw them
But I didn’t serve them

John Hannah called me a cunt, (well he said a ‘Tottenham Fan’)
Having coffee on Charlotte Street, Graham Norton swinging his feet,
Mark Addy led astray, I hope that child didn’t die
Mark Radcliffe buying drink
And in Balham in a pub
I got pissed with Arthur Smith, The bloke who travelled with a fridge and three cast members from The Bill.

I didn’t make them tea,
I only made it
For the bloke from Bucks Fizz.
I didn’t make them tea,
I only saw them
But I didn’t serve them

I didn’t make them tea,
I only made it
For the bloke from Bucks Fizz.
I didn’t make them tea,
I only saw them
But I didn’t serve them

I didn’t make them tea,
I only made it
For the bloke from Bucks Fizz.
I didn’t make them tea…
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 16:56, 6 replies)

Splendid

(McChinaman banned, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 17:29, closed)

All you need to make this great
is some talent and a sense of humour.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 18:10, closed)

I couldn't agree more. I've seen more talent shat out of Legless's arse.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:00, closed)

Oh now. That's harsh.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:53, closed)

Vrabo!
I like this.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 20:24, closed)

you lurk for ages then post this bobbins
your syllables are all wrong if you try to sing it the Billy 'the cunt' Joel's listy hit you can't

Maybe..... it's not like I'm gonna try ;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 9:25, closed)