Christmas Tales
Deskbound says: "We found my nan's false teeth under the table a few hours after we'd finished Christmas lunch. The teeth still had a mouthful of food in them." Share your Crimble-related stories.
( , Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09)
Deskbound says: "We found my nan's false teeth under the table a few hours after we'd finished Christmas lunch. The teeth still had a mouthful of food in them." Share your Crimble-related stories.
( , Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09)
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Christmas period.
My wife just started one, thoroughly fucking up my plans for a white Christmas. Mind you, its not as bad as the honeymoon period. That really put a damper on the whole thing.
( , Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:30, 16 replies)
My wife just started one, thoroughly fucking up my plans for a white Christmas. Mind you, its not as bad as the honeymoon period. That really put a damper on the whole thing.
( , Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:30, 16 replies)
My dad once felt it necessary to tell me how my mother's menstrual cycle ruined their honeymoon.
Can't honestly say I was thankful, but it probably wasn't as bad as when he told me all about my conception.
( , Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:54, closed)
Can't honestly say I was thankful, but it probably wasn't as bad as when he told me all about my conception.
( , Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:54, closed)
My mum once came out of the bathroom and said "It's like the Battle Of The Somme down there, I tell you."
I'm pretty sure that's one of the reasons why I do Bad Things sometimes.
( , Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:56, closed)
I'm pretty sure that's one of the reasons why I do Bad Things sometimes.
( , Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:56, closed)
eh? I thought you were the one whose wife left him because she was nobbing some bloke from work?
Or was that battered? Or did you just forgive her? Either way it sounds like a perfect recipe for christmas suicide.
( , Mon 23 Dec 2013, 16:05, closed)
Or was that battered? Or did you just forgive her? Either way it sounds like a perfect recipe for christmas suicide.
( , Mon 23 Dec 2013, 16:05, closed)
Not me,
My wife works with one bloke and one woman and the bloke is her dad. She might be nobbing him but she hasn't left me.....yet
( , Thu 26 Dec 2013, 15:54, closed)
My wife works with one bloke and one woman and the bloke is her dad. She might be nobbing him but she hasn't left me.....yet
( , Thu 26 Dec 2013, 15:54, closed)
Just get in there
Get yourself a nice red Santa beard, it tastes like coppery cranberry sauce. Really.
( , Tue 24 Dec 2013, 10:31, closed)
Get yourself a nice red Santa beard, it tastes like coppery cranberry sauce. Really.
( , Tue 24 Dec 2013, 10:31, closed)
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