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"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.

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(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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I'm a dad
and I've NEVER been so tired.
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:41, 29 replies)
How old are your kids

(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:44, closed)
6 and 4
they just don't like sleeping very much.
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:47, closed)
It gets better
Give it 10 years and you'll never get them out of bed. Oh, and enjoy them whilst you can when they're at that age because when they hit mid-teens they seem like different people. I look at old photos of when mine when they were 3 or 4 and then look at them now (16, 17 and 18) and I struggle to make the connection.
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:54, closed)

Yes, sorry, makes it sound like i don't enjoy them.
I do, all the time. They do make us laugh too,
makes up for the lack of sleep I guess.
Ahh… bless em.
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:59, closed)

I have two myself :D
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:47, closed)
Take a break from molesting your children then

(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:24, closed)
thanks.
details from your sig. I think I'll ignore your advice though!
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:37, closed)
And continue to molest your children?
Sick bastard.
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:37, closed)
no
yours
YOU sick bastard
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:38, closed)
how is being the parent of a molested child somehow sick?

(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:39, closed)
depends if you pimped them or not.

(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:40, closed)

stop this before it goes too far
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:41, closed)
Hey you're the one threatening my children.

(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:41, closed)
ok
think that's enough now
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:42, closed)
oh wow. what if he doesn't stop?

(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:43, closed)
I don't know, but I'm pretty scared.

(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:46, closed)
he'll probably murder your kids after he's molested them. he seems the type.

(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:49, closed)
I really hope he doesn't molest and murder my imaginary kids.
I couldn't imagine anything worse.
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:52, closed)
Those nonce types can be so hard to reason with.

(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:52, closed)
true.
you certainly never listen
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:53, closed)
Paed 'em and weep.
That's my motto.
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:58, closed)
that is amazing

(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 17:02, closed)
That's what your kids said LAST NIGHT.

(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 17:40, closed)
i imagine he's already on his way to the police station
with a screenprint of this thread in his angry little hand.
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:54, closed)
Christ
I go away to do some work and come back to this??
Thanks
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 17:20, closed)
Alrite Slipper, I cannot believe what's bein said here over your kids
Are you really gonna take it?
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 17:38, closed)
I know!
I started having a decent chat with sandettie and all hell breaks loose!
Don't really mind what's being said to be honest. The majority of users on here are good humoured, but there are a few who don't know when to stop. Think I was accused of not being able to take a joke, but hey, if a user who is generally trolling you gets called a cunt by another user, I tend to ignore them anyway! Cheers for asking.
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 20:23, closed)
I'll knight you with the Mods anyway

(, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:13, closed)
Too far up where?

(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:42, closed)

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