Being at work
as I miss all the fun on here during the day and only get to read about it in the evenings when everyone else has buggered off home.

*woe is me I know*
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:53, closed)

Hi Becky.
But the late shift will start soon just as I go off to bed.
( big-girl's-blouse wants a spanging pan for christmas, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:56, closed)

Has BGB gone yet?
Can we come out?

Not in a gay way mind.

Unless you want to.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:58, closed)

Al you're mean
but I think it's safe to come out now. I'm sure that as soon as everyone congregates I'll get the phone call I've been waiting for all evening and will miss more fun stuff anyway
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:04, closed)

^^
I've been flicking between here and Facebook thinking, "Well, this is fucking dead"
I did get all of mistaspakkaman's epic read though.
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:05, closed)

Noooo!
I'm still here. Wait till I give the signal, which is....phew! I'm tired, I'm off to bed. Then you all come out and chat....see!
( big-girl's-blouse wants a spanging pan for christmas, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:10, closed)

I can't cope with
reading that much. I just want the nob and spunk jokes.

And BGB knows I'm only joking. I miss her and her pierced jubblies.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:10, closed)

^^
Pierced you say?
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:11, closed)

Mmm but ouchy for pierced jubblies
I'm going to read Spakka's epic now, just found it.

Edit: Just got the call...*beams*
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:13, closed)

Yep
BGB's bosoms are like Jackie Chans weapons cabinet.

at least in my mind they are.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:13, closed)

^^
Or like Mr. T's neck.
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:15, closed)

I have a bra that can shoot gamma rays.
And a nuclear powered vibrator.
( big-girl's-blouse wants a spanging pan for christmas, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:16, closed)

Ok
now a nuclear powered vibrator is just taking things that little bit too far. Mine is powered by Energiser bunnies aptly enough :)
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:17, closed)

BGB
Interesting..... might borrow that and ......look at it.
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:23, closed)

A nuclear powered vibrator
would be more awesome than the feeling of having ice on your balls ON YOUR FACE.

*imagines*

*awesomes*
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:24, closed)

Oh my god
this.story.is.epic

Up to chapter 3
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:24, closed)

@BGB
"What's that strange green glow in the sky?"
"Don't worry, BGB's just having a wank again."
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:25, closed)

So
who would like to summarise today's board posts so I don't have to read them all. I gather some unpleasantness occured regarding aspergers, and Enzyme got all clever with spimf until DG talked about kittens.

Anything else?
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:26, closed)

@al
do you regularly have balls on your face?
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:26, closed)

Evenin' late shift.
I wonder if I'll be able to cope with the withdrawl symptoms once I'm employed again.
( mistaspakkaman - think of it as an extended vacation!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:27, closed)

al-
some people have autism and are sad about the way they are treated, some cunts from main board thought it would be funny to tell them to save time and kill themselves, spimf told everyone to ignore them, and we did.
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:28, closed)

@MM
well, if I were to use natural mint source shave gel, the experience would be akin to having ice on my balls ON MY FACE apparently.

But I always use hair conditioner so I don't know.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:28, closed)

Evening spakka
I gave your tale the full attention it deserved.
I too am well into the internet dating at the minute.
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:29, closed)

Are we
ignoring the people with autism, or the people who were meany meanitims from meansville meanasota?
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:30, closed)

al-
Intrigued as to how came by that little gem. And we are ignoring the twunts, as the autistic people won't notice anyway.

EDIT: That was meant to be a joke. Don't kill me.
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:32, closed)

A nuclear powered vibe.
It's the future. It also means that it doesn't make too much noise. Finding the plutonium was a bitch though.

Haha - Good one MM.
( big-girl's-blouse wants a spanging pan for christmas, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:34, closed)

Hee hee
don't worry, we all know you're incurably evil in real life.

Are we still meeting at the Fullback on friday?
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:34, closed)

Orly Boss Keloid?
*puckers up*

So how you doin? ,)
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:35, closed)

@BGB
Is it lead shielded? I would be worried about getting cancer of the minge.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:35, closed)

Minge cancer.
Cancer isn't funny so why do I want to laugh?
( big-girl's-blouse wants a spanging pan for christmas, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:36, closed)

.
Re today’s posts: Haven’t been paying much attention today. Will check the ‘friends activity’.

@beckx
My story won’t change during the phone call so you won’t miss much.

@BK
I can see that green glow from here!
( mistaspakkaman - think of it as an extended vacation!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:37, closed)

FULLBACK!
yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes.


*nonchalent*
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:38, closed)

Oh and spak
that was a delightful tale of epic proportions. Go you.
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:39, closed)

Well clearly
cancer isn't funny, unless it is used to make reference to the seriousness of the lead singer from Snap.

But I used the word minge. Which kind of negates the unfuniness of cancer, and makes you smirk.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:39, closed)

Hey becky.
*Goes shy*
*Puckers anyway*

I'm ok thanks. Spent way too much time on here today, regaling peeps of my Valentine's cheese incident.
Ho is your fine self?
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:40, closed)

*yawns*
Anyone here?

*pours vodka and settles in for the night*

EDIT - re todays threads, the cocks who were being mean about people with Aspergers/autistic spectrum disorders were cocks; the comments about some people self diagnosing with *anything* were largely worth reading IMO, Spakkas epic was, well, epic... And I was questioned by Enzyme in that thread too but was too busy earlier to give it my full attention and thought and now I'm too knackered. not that I'm scared his philosopherness trumps my philosophy A level by a mile and I am therefore unable to argue anything. NO. Not a bit
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:40, closed)

Evening ancrenne
How was gusset meeting?
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:42, closed)

Aw ancrenne!
You keep popping up just before I go to bed. I don't want people thinking we've fallen out : )
( big-girl's-blouse wants a spanging pan for christmas, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:43, closed)

Saying Minge negates
the nastieness of cancer, ergo minge cancer is funny to sick fuckers like us.

Good thanks BK, hows internet dating working out for you?

Fucking hell Spakka, that was an epic and a half. Very well written though

Ning Ancrenne
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:44, closed)

'lo ancrenne!
Are your gussets going well?
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:45, closed)

hello lovelies
*snogs*

*gives extra we haven't fallen out snogs to BGB*

The gussets were fantastic, thanks Madam. I have been doing much work and am utterly brain fucked now. I'd heard self employed types trying to start businesses were, well, busy, but it's really, actually true. Lots to do.

The last things on my to do list or today are

*play on b3ta*
*drink vodka*

Tick
Tick

Edit - gussety greetings to you Al.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:47, closed)

Evening ancrenne
Sorry if my post earlier this afternoon offended you in any way.

By the way, which thread was the Aspergers threadwith Enzyme in it. I've fond three threads on that subject and Enzyme isn't in any of them.
( mistaspakkaman - think of it as an extended vacation!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:49, closed)

Aaaaand
gusset
gusset
gusset
gusset
gusset
gusset
gusset
gusset
gusset
gusset
gusset
gusset
KNICKERS
KNICKERS
gusset
gusset
gusset
gusset
gusset
gusset
gusset
gusset
gusset
gusset
gusset
gusset
KNICKERS
KNICKERS



...and so on.
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:50, closed)

@spakka
Enzyme was on one of spimfs threads. Not the one about ignoring people, but the slightly earlier one.

@MM pffft! I love the word gusset.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:50, closed)

spak
it's this one
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:51, closed)

@ancrenne
"I'd heard self employed types trying to start businesses were, well, busy, but it's really, actually true. Lots to do."

A while ago, me and a friend tried to start a buisness of our own. One thing I did learn was to appreciate the role managment played in a company.

EDIT: @MM: Thanks.
( mistaspakkaman - think of it as an extended vacation!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:52, closed)

Spakka
Don't be daft mate - but thanks for thinking to apologise in case. Very considerate of you.

Madam..

I love you more every day...

You know, I have meetings, with MEN, where I talk about gussets and how much it takes to line them. Can you IMAGINE how traumatic it is trying to keep a straight face?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:52, closed)

ancrenne
I coughed tea down my top when I read that.

You're living the high life now!
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:54, closed)

Hope the tea doesn't burn Madam
The high life will come when we get round to making bras. Knickers are clearly the low life.

And *screams* now I've seen that other thread again I am just going to have to go back...

*sets brain to anti rant mode*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:56, closed)

Wish me luck
I'm going to make a pasta dish for the first time ever and I'm a bit scared that I'm going to fuck it up. Which would suck as I had it last week at worked and loved it.
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:56, closed)

becky
as long as you watch it should be ok. Cooking disasters usually come about from people fucking off halfway through. Which is how my flatmate burns pasta.
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:59, closed)

Another London Minibash
As you all know, I'm thinking of coming over to England for the July 26th Exeter bash. Sometime in the week before (or even the week after), I'll be in London.

Anyone up for a London minibash during the week? My plans are very much up in the air but I was thinking of either the Tuesday (22) or Wednesday (23) of the week before.

EDIT: Good luck with the pasta beckx
( mistaspakkaman - think of it as an extended vacation!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:01, closed)

spak
Speaking personally, I would be around for either of those dates.
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:05, closed)

mmmmm...pasta
I just had pasta with courgettes and lemon and garlic and loveliness.

G'luck becks.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:06, closed)

I just heard this horrific squealing noise
and realised that SOMEONE HAD LEFT THE TELLY ON CHANNEL 4.


It's off now.
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:08, closed)

My mum and dad
took me out for curry tonight as I'm staying with them for a couple of days.

It was yummy.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:09, closed)

al
When I read that I couldn't help but think of you as wide eyed little boy. Being cute.
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:12, closed)

Mmmm.. Curry and Pasta - two of my favourite foods (but not when served together).
Re London meetup:
When I know the dates of my interviews, I'll put something on the calendar and announce it on the calendar page of the 4-July minibash.
( mistaspakkaman - think of it as an extended vacation!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:13, closed)

@al
I am off for work curry tomorrow night.
Team-building or some such shit.
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:13, closed)

Al is cute
Except when he walks in on people in the loo.

Then *other people* get wide eyed.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:13, closed)

wide eyed erect of penis

edit - and thank you for the cute comments!
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:14, closed)

Where's that devil boy tonight?
It feels empty without him.

Still no word from Bert either.
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:17, closed)

Madam
The Devil is good and empty now, didn't you see, he ate dates?

Al... how many people did you walk in on?! Must have been more than one unless you saw something going on that I *really* don't remember!
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:19, closed)

al
the same thing, surely?
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:20, closed)

Well as an experiment
I'd say it was a success. Bacon and chicken ravioli as a meal is not however. It mings. Think I'll stick to the veggie ones as the ones last week were much nicer. MM, how do you make the pasta less floppy though? I'd rather it was a bit more crunchy than the floppy mess that's residing on my plate

Spakka, I'd be around for those days too
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:20, closed)

I always
feel a bit empty once DiT has left me.

No, that doesn't really work. I'm trying to get some sort of bum sex inference but it's not really right.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:20, closed)

@becky
just don't boil it as long.

If it's fresh pasta it only take about 2 or 3 minutes, dry pasta takes about 7-8 minutes for slightly bitey, and over 10 for really floppy.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:21, closed)

Becky
You boil it for less time. Are you boiling the water before you put pasta in?

EDIT: al, I don't remember becky asking your advice.
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:22, closed)

@MM

*picks up handbag*

*narrows eyes*

*cocks wrists*

*purses lips*

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

*puts down handbag*

*crosses legs daintily*

*nibbles on a cucumber sandwich*
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:24, closed)

@becky
I put loads in at a time and after 5 minutes eat one bit every minute until I've found my ideal texture (is that the right word, consistency, bitiness?)
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:26, closed)

Al
Do you want me to make you some lacy panties to go with that daintiness? Spakka's getting some some...

We could maybe make a goat motif?

EDIT - dried pasta cooking tip. Boil water in kettle. Put water into pan. Put lid on. Bring back to boil. Take lid off. Put pasta in. Put lid on. Bring back to boil. Turn off heat and ignore for however long it says to cook it for. Perfecto!
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:27, closed)

Ooh handbag fisticuffs over pasta
*gets popcorn*

Yeah, it's fresh pasta. Thanks, I'll try that next time :) Edit: Can you reheat it as i've got loads left as I chucked the whole lot in and I'm nibbling on it now and it's not so bad.

On a side note, yay for me as I did my first nurses appointment all by myself today. Just a flea check that was supposed to last 15 minutes but the guy would not shut the fuck up about his other cats, so I had to rush out to help with a PTS that the vet was waiting on me for. But I priced it up correctly, gave him the right treatment and managed to not get any fleas on me. So yay :)
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:27, closed)

Yay becks!
Well done on staying unflea ridden and, I presume, not lamping the talking person :)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:30, closed)

Cheers A
I wouldn't have minded so much only he was really old and obviously had no one else to talk to, so he rambled on for ages. I turfed him out and he spent another 15 minutes talking about the football to the receptionist. She didn't thank me ,)
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:32, closed)

@ancrenne
I would love some lace goat panties.

@ everyone

Goodnight all.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:32, closed)

Becks
You probably made his day though, chatting for a bit. If I believed in karma, I'd say you'd got yourself some points there :)

Edit - night al.

*hunts out goat farm for lace weaving purposes*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:33, closed)

*waves* bye al
Go becky! You could have fixed my lumpy dog the other day.
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:34, closed)

Probably, but still Grrr
Why's your dog lumpy MM?

Night Al
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:36, closed)

My dog was lumpy
because it would appear she is allergic to crabmeat, and had lumps all over her. She wasn't very happy.
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:37, closed)

.
Re pasta:
Usually, it tells you how long it takes to cook. Just take a small sample and boil it and experiment with different boiling times plus or minus a few minutes to either side. Once you’ve found your ideal time, make a note of it. Should be the same for all pasta of that variety.

Re London meetup: I’ll let you know when I’ve decided on a date.

@ancrenne re pants
Perhaps if we had some sort of b3ta motif. Or something that can easily be identified by the QOTW regulars.

EDIT: G'night al
( mistaspakkaman - think of it as an extended vacation!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:39, closed)

b3ta pants
have been suggested before.

*ponders*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:40, closed)

Aww poor little sausage
no more crabs for her then. My cats love crab meat and will tear your hand apart trying to get at it.

Edit: I'd buy B3ta boyshorts
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:43, closed)

We don't normally
have crab in the house, and it was the first time she's had it. Allergic reactions don't suit dogs. And she had to wait hours before going to the vet cause they was busy.
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:52, closed)

b3ta pants
might be just that one link too much between pants me and b3ta me.

But I'm going to think about it. I can be quite imaginative if I want to.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:54, closed)

Bastard vets
I'd have said I'm bringing her down right now and you need to treat her. *has seen how bad allergic reactions can get very fast in dogs and sympathises*

Edit: Could make them special edition one off Ancrenne. Then see them on eBay for 10 times the price ,)
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:54, closed)

Meh
she'd managed to scratch a load of her fur off behind her ear by the time I got down in the morning. And she was doing her overexcited spastic boxer wiggle when I saw her so she must have been up for ages waiting for me.

Boxers have the saddest faces when they're upset : (
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:57, closed)

MM
That sad face sounds all of the cute. I'm pouting in sympathy.

My damn cat is being all sad and whiney and pathetic. He wants hula hoops but he isn't having any...

EDIT - Becks... hmmmm... *adds to business plan*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:58, closed)

Aww, granted it'll grow back
but still. Them's fuckers.

Alternatively A, you could sell them on ebay yourself unconnected to your business and that way no-one would know from your business side.
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:05, closed)

awww
give the kitty a hula hoop. It'll be fine.....
(speaks from experience of giving animals foreign foodstuffs)

Sadly I never get to meet cats anymore. Unless they don't run away shitting themselves as soon as they see Kes.
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:05, closed)

MM
He does have hula hoops, when I have them. But I am NOT opening a packet just for him. He is not going to train me that well!

Becks - good thinking!
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:10, closed)

My rabbit would have given Kes a run for her money
My friend would bring her rottie over to play and Harvey would happily chase him round the room. He was terrified of the little sod :)
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:11, closed)

She's actually really good with cats
unless they start running, and then she just wants to chase them. She loves tiny dogs though; she just follows them around with this incredulous look on her face.
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:14, closed)

Have either of you ever seen a cat with a tortoise?
Tortoises are the only things I have ever seen to actually make a cat get so confused it forgets to look cool and just looks muddled.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:19, closed)

hehe
no I haven't, but now I would like to

I think I have to go. The dog keeps putting her frisbee on my foot.
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:21, closed)

Erm...
Kittens, anyone?
( Davros' Granddad what's the deal with Paul McCartney's mouth?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:23, closed)

Night MM
can I get a good night kiss if I put a frisbee on your foot?

*grins*

Hello Davros :) I'll have a pound of kittens please, and some cola cubes.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:24, closed)

ancrenne
how could I refuse

*SSSSNNNOOOGGGGSSSS*

*wipes mouth*
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:26, closed)

I want
a pound of lazer death kittens like spimf has.

They sound fun.

But dangerous to curtains.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:27, closed)

Evening ancrenne
*Hands over kittens. In a basket*

I'm off now - bathtime beckons, and the sweary one's hitting the sack.

*realises how that probably sounds*

*shrugs*

*soaps up*
( Davros' Granddad what's the deal with Paul McCartney's mouth?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:27, closed)

Night MM, hello DG
* spins revolving door *

EDIT: DG: Leaving us so soon?

* spins revolving door even faster *
( mistaspakkaman - think of it as an extended vacation!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:29, closed)

*falls out of revolving door*
I'm dizzy, is that why I can see Al again?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:31, closed)

Night MM and DG
I don't have any new kitten pics, but imagine if you will a teeny tabby kitten back in today for a nurses check after her spay. Cutest little thing until she gets bitey. Even then still rather sweet.

Never seen a tortoise with a cat, but I really really want to.

We've got a starling at work at the moment that I've been feeding all day and I feel a bit guilty as it's on its own all night. I'm sure it'll be fine as mamma birds dont feed their young at night, but can almost hear it's chirping now.
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:31, closed)

Mr S
yeah, sorry - cleanliness calls, y' know? Damned humidity. I'm sweating like Gary Glitter in Charlie Chalks...

*cringes*
( Davros' Granddad what's the deal with Paul McCartney's mouth?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:32, closed)

Noooooooooooooo!
I shouldn't start posting - I should go to bed.

Can't. Stop. Self.
( clendrix has norks, but they belong to Al, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:35, closed)

Clendrix, join us :)
Oh my god. Molly Ringwald is 40. Still looks fabulous though
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:36, closed)

40!
I feel so ancient.
( clendrix has norks, but they belong to Al, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:37, closed)

Hello Clendrix!
*grabs*

*sits you own*

*passes drinks*

See, it's lovely here!

re tortoises and cats... it's proper hilarious. The cat moves a few feet, and then gets on with washing or being cool. It turns round and the damned persistent rock has walked up to it AGAIN. Cat freaks, moves a few feet, looking warily at said moving rock.

And repeat.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:41, closed)

I love tortoises
Our dog used to stick her nose right into my tortoise's shell, until one day the tortoise 'bit' her. She also used to dance around them in great excitement - tortoises certainly bring about a reaction!
( clendrix has norks, but they belong to Al, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:45, closed)

@clendrix
This is b3taholics anonymous^*. We all suffer from b3ta addiction.

* by anonymous, we mean hiding behind our silly usernames.
( mistaspakkaman - think of it as an extended vacation!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:46, closed)

Imagine if
lazer death kittens bred with tortoises.

You would have lazer death kitoises, which would be all of teh fluffeh and deadly to boot.

*imagines*

Aaaaaaaaah, cute!

Owwwwww, lazer death!

*stops imagining*

Bad kitoises. Go to the naughty step.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:48, closed)

B3ta rules my life
How can I explain it to anyone...

Oh yeh, it's great. We talk about kittens crossed with tortoises and the mayhem they would cause.

Hence I live alone with my addiction IRL.
( clendrix has norks, but they belong to Al, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:51, closed)

Al
*wants kitoises*

'especially laser ones.

EDIT - Clendix.. That RL thing is overrated you know.

*persuades self*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:53, closed)

Also wants a kitoise
but not as much as I want a lyger
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:56, closed)

*gets teh fear*

Lets not talk about the rise of the kitoises. I've got enough on my plate with planning contingencies against the inevitable rise of the undead.

*hides on first floor with canned goods*
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:58, closed)

|Inevitable Al?
Do you know something we don't?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:01, closed)

Combined creatures
Here's a computer game where you build up armies of hybrid creatures.
( mistaspakkaman - think of it as an extended vacation!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:01, closed)

Mr S
No! Dear god, I spend enough time arsing around on here without creating armies.
( clendrix has norks, but they belong to Al, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:03, closed)

@ancrenne
ask Kaol. He also has the knowledge. And a contingency plan.

I'm off to bed now, sleep tight everyone, try and stay as gorgeous as you all are until I next see you.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:05, closed)

Spakka
I'm allergic to computer games.

EDIT Night again Al. I shall do just that, but think I know parts of it already.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:06, closed)

Night Al!
*waves*
( clendrix has norks, but they belong to Al, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:07, closed)

Ooh
that looks fun. Have bookmarked to look at tomorrow when less sleepy

Edit: Night Al
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:08, closed)

'night al
I'll pickle myself in formaldehyde to preserve my gorgeousness.
( mistaspakkaman - think of it as an extended vacation!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:10, closed)

We are thirteen minutes into July
and I'm going to go to bed.

Hopefully some of you will be here to entertain me tomorrow!

G'night.
( clendrix has norks, but they belong to Al, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:13, closed)

Night clendrix
Wooo! July! Exeter bash!
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:14, closed)

G'night clendrix
Woo and Yay to Exeter bash too. And also the London bash earlier in the week if I can get something sorted out.
( mistaspakkaman - think of it as an extended vacation!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:21, closed)

My inner teenager is
so going to come out and have a big girlie (edit - i forgot this word) strop soon at the bashes I can't afford to make it to :(
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:23, closed)

At least
the bashes gave me an excuse to go jobhunting. If I land something tasty, I could afford to go to all subsequent bashes (even if they were held on the moon). If not, I'll eventually sink in a sea of spunkchup unless I curb my b3ta addiction.
( mistaspakkaman - think of it as an extended vacation!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:30, closed)

I'm a bit (a lot) scared to ask
but even more scared to google...WTF is spunkchup?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:36, closed)

Evening
how are we all? I am slightly drunk
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:36, closed)

Hello Zap
So am I.

I like vodka a lot.

I like a lot of vodka even more.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:40, closed)

Well
I just had an evening at a cocktail bar, followed by a nice dinner at a restaurant to celebrate someone leaving at work... so I didn't spend a penny. And I drank pink gins and wine.

Woot.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:41, closed)

Evenin Z
I'm sober but starting to get tired.

Being tired is a bit like being slightly drunk but not as pleasant.

Re Spunkchup: This was something I co-invented with HLT when we were on the b3ta refugee-board. Can't be arsed to find the link at the moment.

EDIT: But I do remember it was on the epic 40-page thread towards the end.
( mistaspakkaman - think of it as an extended vacation!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:43, closed)

Evening
yup am getting a little tired too...

Damn having to get up in the morning for work... its only a 10 minute bike ride away but still..
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:44, closed)

Evening Mr Z
You pickling your liver again then? ,)

I'm feeling the tiredness as well, will head to be in a bit
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:46, closed)

Pink gins are lovely.
I have to cycle 30 minutes to work tomorrow. I can stop on the way to play on swings :)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:48, closed)

Allo Allo
No only slightly... only had two pink gins and a glass of wine... not as bad as some of my coworkers who practically crawled out of the restaurant and headed to a nightclub.

Pickled liver is double plus ungood
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:48, closed)

My bed is calling
so I'm leaving you all for the night

Stay beautiful

xx
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:49, closed)

Night Becky
Meh! I want to play on swings.

Although I did go on a bouncy castle last week.

That was fun.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:50, closed)

G'night beckx
I'm going to bed now too.

G'night everyone.
( mistaspakkaman - think of it as an extended vacation!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:50, closed)

Yeah it
seems to be a general trend...

Goodnight
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:51, closed)

That's positively restrained Zap
I've only had *counts* three vodka based drinks and one glass of wine. But home measures are really small, yes?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:51, closed)

Night Spakka, becks
You off too Zap?

*dances the late night drinking alone dance*

EDIT - at least no-one can see.

*shimmies*

*twirls*

*gets dizzy again*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 0:53, closed)

I guess that
You're all asleep...
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 2:31, closed)

Chat continues
here.
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:21, closed)