Great.
First post I read in this QOTW, and it puts a tinge of loss, sadness and guilt on all the other jolly japes before I've even started.

Bums.
( Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:42, 2 replies)

You fucking idiot.
Fancy coming to a page on comedy website devoted to silly tales expecting silly tales.

I bet you were the sort of philistine who watched 'That's Life' for the stories about toddlers with cancer rather than the talking dogs and carrots shaped like genitalia.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:47, closed)

I heard you have genitals shaped like a baby with a tumour.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:00, closed)

:(

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:14, closed)

A premature baby.
With a face tumour. In its face.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:27, closed)

:((((((

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:37, closed)

So many chins,
tubby.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:58, closed)

and I'm sure I've heard something like that before...
Un-redeemed.
(Kip, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:40, closed)

MUST.
DEFEND.
THE.
GIRL.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:10, closed)

Ahh, I'm sorry.

I'm in a bit of one of them moods due to a bastard chest infection and generally being female.
(Aruu does not put all her trust in root vegetables., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:50, closed)