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Janet Aylia asks, "Did you go all-out only to find you'd fallen for the age-old 'you're the only one who dressed up' gag? Did you wrap yourself in cotton wool and ketchup and offend the local vicar by dressing as a tampon?"

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That would have been pretty ironic if they had done.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:20, 1 reply)
Did cross my mind!

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Mrs V is keen to go to a fancy dress party as Hitler.
I've said on several occasions that getting on the tube late at night in such an outfit is unlikely result in a polite discussion about the detail of political mechanisms behind World War II.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:35, closed)
You could accompany her,
dressed as a cigarette.
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Yeah - and get called a fag and beaten up as well - nice one.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:52, closed)
Not what I was going for,
but a satisfactory outcome, nonetheless.
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Racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 15:10, closed)
If you're actively seeking to offend as many people as possible,
just dress as the Prophet Mohammed with a beard woven from real bacon, a yellow star on your arm and a pair of arseless leather trousers.

Or Prince Philip.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 15:16, closed)
...while fucking a baby seal in the eye socket

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 15:24, closed)
Too soon
dude.
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I once walked back through town wearing a nazi uniform on top, with stockings and suspenders below.

The best moment was seeing a police woman nearly wetting herself laughing.
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