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Eddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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Dear B3ta
When will you "finally join Twitter" ?
Sick of asking to be honest.
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Andrew Avetoom, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 12:58,
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Twitter is for cunts.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:12,
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Oh, I see your point.
Sorry.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:12,
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Apologies are for cunts
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Andrew Avetoom, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:17,
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Cunts point out to cunts they are being cunts.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:33,
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your all cunts
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:36,
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It's "they're"
You Count.
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Andrew Avetoom, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:39,
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Nice deliberate mistake to get the Daily Mail readers in a tizz. You twatender.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:39,
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How do I fucking swear?
/ac
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:44,
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Dear Brady
When will you finally fuck off and set fire to yourself?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:19,
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Errrgh Welsh!
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Andrew Avetoom, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:25,
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Only joking. The Welsh are lovely.
Sorry...LOVELY.
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Andrew Avetoom, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 14:33,
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^Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 11 Jun 2014, 19:31,
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^ LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVELY
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Andrew Avetoom, Wed 11 Jun 2014, 19:39,
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