First rude thing I ever sawOur Ginger Fuhrer's young life was scarred by the discovery of an end-of-the-pier 'What The Butler Saw' machine and a jazz mag shoved behind a toilet cistern. Tell us about the first time you realised that there was more to life than sweet shops and Friday night TV
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:07)
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Back in the early 80's aged around 11 a mate put on a very low quality pornos he'd found in houseIt opened with an almost unwatchable scene in 'Tigeresses and other man eaters' where some lass was saying something almost indecipherable into a microphone as the picture jumped and skipped between colours of the rainbow.
The video then unscrambled into a few moments of clarity where she was heard to announce into the microphone,'I love sucking pricks.' And then proceeded to demonstrate her best sword swallowing skills on said microphone.
"Blimey. That's not a microphone is it?" or some such revelation was exlclaimed and my porno virginity was broken.
2 minutes later we went out to play in the nearby coal yard.
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:30,
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just so you know? Nobody will relate to you about this.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:08,
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