No welfare for single mothers
Since as prostitution is legal (where I live)there is no excuse for anyone with a functional vagina not to have a job. So if there's no reason they can't work, they won't be needing the benefits. Simple.
Also, I have seen some dead ugly looking prostitutes, so don't even try that excuse.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:10, 6 replies)

Cash for Gash
Or trade your granny in at Gash Converters!
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:31, closed)

Not just a functional vagina.
There's no reason why anyone with a mucus membrane can't earn a few quid down the docks. Apart from A.Vag' ironically, apparently he's as dry as a great aunt.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 19:55, closed)

Down the docs. Pfft.
Something to practice on?

Damn you and your ninja editing.
( Ghoti Fingers, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 20:08, closed)

the single mother
who works above my shop used her washing machine. Without a door seal. Twice. When i pointed out that she flooded my office and that she should use the launderette (other side of the street) she stood at the door, with a can of tenants, and a packet of bensons and told me she couldnt afford it.

However, she is violently ugly. I dont think even prozzing could save her now. Strangely, she always dresses really smartly, even though she is an uberchav. I fink she finks its sophistimicated.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 0:02, closed)

Was "since as" just bad English? Or a typo - as in "Since ass prostitution..."
(Freakmandu, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 7:53, closed)

The "since" is superfluous, although a comma could have made it tolerable.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:21, closed)