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Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "Until I pointed it out, my other half use to hang out the washing making sure that both pegs were the same colour. Now she goes out of her way to make sure they never match." Tell us about bizarre rituals, habits and OCD-like behaviour.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:33)
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Whenever I have a shit
I get a compulsion to wipe my arse.

Sometimes I'll do it three or four times.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:20, 10 replies)
Best reply so far
at least it's not another "Look at me, I do something really wacky and not at all irritating which would cause all right-thinking people to drive a pick-axe through my head if they were forced to spend any length of time with me" post
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:35, closed)
On a similar note
I think i'm the only person at work who washes his hands after dropping the kids off.

Dirty bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:37, closed)
I don't have any kids.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:39, closed)
I don't have hands

(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:34, closed)
Dirty bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:38, closed)
whenever
I have a kid, I get a compulsion to go for a shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:41, closed)
Been present at a birth?
My eyes were opened in ways I had rather hoped they would never be.
(IHaveComeAmongThee__Twice Tissues on the left. Self-esteem on the right., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 1:10, closed)
twice
althougb both mine were caeserian.

Think 'alien'.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:26, closed)

There's nothing like watching your wife squeeze out a poop during delivery. Or seeing another man up to his elbow (it seemed) inside her.

My boy was a caesarean, after a protracted attempt at coming out the more normal route. I saw his face at the incision, and then he flipped over and showed us his arse. Pretty much a portent of things to come. He's 12 now, and the teen years are going to be interesting...
(IHaveComeAmongThee__Twice Tissues on the left. Self-esteem on the right., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 19:54, closed)
I feel obliged to flush the bog as well
I don't know why, I can't help it.

(three or four times if needs must..)
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 22:22, closed)

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