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Roger Boyes tells us: "I was once coaxed up on stage and did ten minutes of off-the-cuff stand-up comedy. Amazingly, I brought the house down. A few weeks later, having rehearsed like hell, I went back to the same stage and got hardly a titter. Well, sod that." Have you ever amazed yourself with hidden talents?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 12:44)
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My story is I now have a different drink problem.
(Figmaus, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 12:28, 1 reply)
So your story is 'my liver is now completely fucked'?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 12:30, closed)
That is a distinct possibilty
Thank you for helping me clarify the situation
(Figmaus, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 12:36, closed)
there's surprisingly little evidence that livers get worse at processing booze as you get older
he's just what medical science refers to as a great whimpering Jessie
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 12:37, closed)
That may be true
However there is quite compelling evidence that a liver ravaged by past overindulgence is drastically reduced in it's function. Unfortunately it's not possible to conduct an experiment to find out, if I hadn't consumed prodigious amounts of alcohol in my youth, would I still be such a whimpering Jessie in my 30's
(Figmaus, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 12:54, closed)
its

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 12:55, closed)
no there isn't
I'm sure you'd like to think of yourself as a hardcore party animal who's been damaged by excess but you're just an average youth who's got old and feeble twenty years too early

soz
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 13:01, closed)
shut up
I WAS a party animal, I WAS the cool kid at the party. Why would you try to take that away from me. You are mean.
(Figmaus, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 13:15, closed)
I'm paid forty pence a week to be mean on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 16:39, closed)
With a salary like that,
you must be in chokey or sutin.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 0:02, closed)
Poor value.
Value is poor! Fuck the fuck off - I NEVER SAID THAT
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 0:19, closed)

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