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I Hurt My Rude Bits, Again

My commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)

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Well, in keeping with the question, I think I've upset a couple of twats
Keep posting though, Monts, you can pretend that I'm reading them
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:50, 2 replies)

Oh man nice 1 m8!!!!!!!!
I don't why I ever bother goading you when you always fuck my shit up with killer comebacks like this one!!! And what's more you NEVER get annoyed AND you maintain your poise and dignity throughout each time, and without exception.

OK you win!!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:16, closed)

I'm just replying so Monty has to log out again to read it

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:38, closed)

http://b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1882799

(comedy bully grrrr, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:41, closed)

Soz Shambo I can't read that one

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:54, closed)

You prolly should.
You'll look fractionally less daft. Fractionally.
(comedy bully grrrr, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 18:03, closed)

I don't think so
Nothing of any worth has ever been said in /offtopic
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:10, closed)

You don't actually need to be so massively defensive all the time.
I don't think anybody really hates you. It's just gentle derision.
(comedy bully grrrr, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:27, closed)

It's not so much that I'm defensive
It's more that Monty's such an easy target it's not even funny, I mean, what am I supposed to glean from entering into a dialogue with a vaguely racist fuckwit whose highest achievement in life is getting a crack whore to spread her legs for him? The dude's already at the bottom of the barrel, what does he need me to tell him he's worthless for?

As for Shambo, well, he just bores the shit out of me. I don't think you could pay me to read his posts.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 21:18, closed)

Who is paying you to log in and out and then pretend that you're not logging in and out?
Or are you doing that for free?
(comedy bully grrrr, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 21:28, closed)

Oh Shambo
Get over yourself, love. You were funny for like, a week, but now you're just tedious.

Why am I explaining this to your sockpuppet? Away with you.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:14, closed)

That's clever.
How did you reply to this sockpuppet when it's got you on ignore and you're supposedly not logging in and out?
(comedy bully grrrr, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:30, closed)

ah HA!
It's like the balloon-hatted robo-grot magnate is something of a massive fucking liar - I'm starting to wonder if he even knows the cast of the never-entertaining crackrape showcase 'Red Dwarf' at all, now!!! I don't know *what* to believe any more :o(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:09, closed)

Gosh you really aren't upset with me AT ALL are you?
You certainly would never be so upset as to create a 'Monty's Ex' sockpuppet. No sir, not you - you can't even be arsed to log in and out to read my posts - you just happen to correctly guess their content. Repeatedly. And those of the good Doctor here. Quite an ability. You should cash in on that in the same way you RAKE IT IN on the back of emotionally damaged grubby hags with badly-dyed hair and the spotty-faced wank-dreams of Games Workshop weirdos. You'd be a DOUBLE millionaire.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:30, closed)

He's clearly not bothered.
He's posted more words in this thread than he has on any actual qftw answer for the last six months but it's only because he's not bothered. Not. Bothered.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:33, closed)

I can see he's not bothered in the least. Not a shred of bother on display here.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:33, closed)

Alright shambolina?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 22:49, closed)

Crikey, the angry spastics have posted a lot today.
Presumably Shambo's got his knickers in a twist since I replied to ballache this morning only to find that thread had disappeared. It's not like it was a great conversation anyway but now it means that I can't add ballache to my ignore list like I did with soretwat and there's always the risk that he might unignore me.

Tell you what, why don't you both just give it up? It's probably for the best?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:52, closed)

hurr durr durr gee I wonder who has posted the most in this thread hurr durr durrrmmm?