What if advertising came true?
If men really *did* act on Impulse...
(philbo baggins, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 12:39, Reply)

How to make Emos Happy
Surely there must be something.
(Woody999, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 10:01, Reply)

Cat Shelter












For one, sorry about posting this under this topic, I just really wanted to share. But at this shelter, which is a no kill shelter, they only take cats. Cats who have herpes, aids, and feline leukemia. And they keep them for life. The last two pictures above are of Baby Boy and Chirpie, my two favorite cats there. This is an amazing place to volenteer at. It's also great therapy. I am very happy to work there on Saturday mornings and assist with the adptoin process.
(araseener, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 3:01, Reply)

what would the world be like if being a nerd got you laid?
the nerdier the brad pitt-ier
(BigAndyBee, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 23:51, Reply)

Improve Elephants
Elephants are cool but could you make them better?
(JTR JTR, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 6:52, Reply)

Sequels to Films
Simple stuff seems to produce the funniest posts
(JTR JTR, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 5:54, Reply)

Rock stars at home
What do rock stars with their private time?
I hear Rod Stewart likes train sets.
(JTR JTR, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 5:34, Reply)

Misheard Lyrics
Dunno if this one has bindun, but it would make a good compo. Misheard lyrics are puntastic!
( Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 13:47, Reply)

If only...
Religion was based on the Noddy books by Enid Blyton and NOT the bible.
( Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 13:07, Reply)

i'd like to see another 'real life photoshop' challenge,
that last one was over three years ago and produced some fantastic stuff.
perhaps to make it different, it could be themed in more detail.
( Sunshine Elephant, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 12:20, Reply)

Chickens..
..more deadly than Fred West or GWB?
( Traducer, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 9:18, Reply)

This week, I would most like to be seeing about
the truly most horrific thing you've ever done. I'm not talking putting cyanide in people's tea (we all do that, right?), I mean something that really takes you aback and makes you think ... oh dear god, oh goddy god, oh my freakin god, holy crappy shitty god, etc.

Like ... I once closed my door, and wasn't paying attention and one of the newly born 2 week old kittens got caught in the way and squealed - but the squeal was sooo angelic and lovely that I slammed the door a few more times to see if the poor thing would make more noises. To my surprise, it squealed out the Big Break theme tune. Then it died from internal haemorraging.

See, that's a lie, but I'm innocent and you're not. The worst thing I've ever done is randomly beat this kid up after school one time, because he looked like a wimp (meh). He complained at school, but he wasn't believed because I was very well behaved at school. So I beat the crap out of him a few more times too. He changed school and moved house. Oh dear.
(mmmkay, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 9:06, Reply)

What if Saddam was found not guilty
Knowing Tony Blair, he would let him into the uk as a place of safety. What job would he get?
(strontium190, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 3:42, Reply)

Dreams
Photoshop a dream you've had, and not just fantastic sex with celebrities...use the bizarre dreams! I had one where I swam down the thames towing a cathedral tower...go for it!
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 3 Mar 2006, 22:11, Reply)

If everyday was like a Carry On film
Just imaginee all the double entendres, the trousers falling down at inappropriate moments, bras popping off. What fun, what a fest of filth and smut.
( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 21:32, Reply)

Your life as means of transport...
You might like to think you're a Ferrari, but are you really? Perhaps you're a hearse, or a scooter. And some of you are probably bus timetables. Show us how you are, or how you'd like to get there. Vroom!
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 18:22, Reply)

The Bible
According to Macdonalds
(cheebatv, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 17:28, Reply)

Nasty things you would do to civil servants...
I can think of some, none too pleasant.
(mc cracken, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 17:12, Reply)

Where has Osama BinHiding?
Any ideas where?
(maybe has been done)
(mc cracken, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:39, Reply)

What if cartoon characters lived among us?


This could also be titled :
"If cartoons were real"

Imagine working at the Kwik-e-mart, or if you lived next door to Scooby Doo? Show is what this would be like!
( Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:13, Reply)

What if reality was powered by Microsoft Windows®
?
(Bounce, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 20:06, Reply)

What if...
...all cartoons had to have at least one politically correct gay black disabled midget featured as one of the main characters?
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:52, Reply)

I have a dream that one day...
What if sex with animals was socially acceptable? Other than in Wales and New Zealand of course.
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:48, Reply)

Unreal...
What if Australia was a real country?
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:46, Reply)

Beanz meanz...
What if there was absolute truth in advertising?
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:45, Reply)

Ideal Car...
What does it look like?
What does it do?
etc etc etc
( Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 26 Feb 2006, 12:30, Reply)

TRANSFORMERS!
Things that transform into other things!
( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 25 Feb 2006, 21:31, Reply)

If all the worlds musicians got caught up in a vortex and mixed about a bit, what would we get from the other end?
Foo Fighters rapping?
My Chemical Romance singing about sunshine?
*insert rapper here* singing about his love of the darkness and bisexual tendencies?
Coldplay smiling?
(Karl avec un K I am an England fan, Sat 25 Feb 2006, 18:54, Reply)

How will the Human body...and animal bodies for that matter evolve over the next 100,000 years...
to cope with change in lifestyle/planet/envionment/ etc..
( AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Sat 25 Feb 2006, 18:24, Reply)